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Oh shit: New pillow guy lawsuit coming "in two weeks"

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So no mail in ballots, no drive-through voting, and now no machine voting.  
 

so all voting across all 50 states must take place in person with a paper ballot at mike Lindel‘s flophouse?   
 

this is an absolute can’t miss idea Mike.    Kudos to you, now let’s load up another hit.  

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8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I mean, if that means we can keep a 50/50 senate and D majority in the House until 2024, I'm all for it. 

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean, if that means we can keep a 50/50 senate and D majority in the House until 2024, I'm all for it. 

Tell me mor about this alleged 50/50 senate

28 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Mikey must have missed the GQP memo that they need to steal this election, not prevent it. The elections ban comes after. 

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Tell me mor about this alleged 50/50 senate

shit

I'm sorry. At this point, when I think of Mike Lindell, "mastermind" is not on the forefront of how I would describe him.

That's just me. I'm sure that if I gave him two weeks, he could possibly change my opinion.

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6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Dude.  Deep State "laws" do not apply to MAGAs.  Hell, I bet the guy posting that has a flag with gold fringe on it, and I refuse to create joinder with him via the corporation known as the United States.

13 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Did I say $800,000?  I meant $65 dollars cash and then $799,935 in linen equivalents.  

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I refuse to create joinder with him

Is that a sex thing?

Joinder?  I barely know her! 

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29 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Is that a sex thing?

That would be much more enjoyable than the reality of this batshittery:

 

I love watching sovereign citizens get tased

Well damn, is the two weeks up already?  It seems like it has only been three months or so.

El Paso?  I spent a month there one fortnight!  

8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I love watching sovereign citizens get tased

It's extra fun when they're sub-median intellects who have been gorging on a steady diet of alt-American bullshit for their entire adult lives.

That video made my day.

You can give the camera to your mother

35 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I love watching sovereign citizens get tased

Comedy Central Lol GIF by Awkwafina is Nora from Queens

I dont get how laws dont apply to sovereign citizens but they think  that laws do apply to illegal aliens. They aren’t citizens either, just like you. 

"That's a nice speech but you're still not coming in."

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That would be much more enjoyable than the reality of this batshittery:

 

I love the self-assured chuckle at 1:25, right before go time. Curious about this cats story, I found an article...... now everybody sit down because what I'm about to tell you is going to be quite a shock....Peterson lives off his mother, who receives monthly disability payments from the government. ABC news actually interviewed this chucklefuck....lots of gold in there. 

https://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/video/idaho-man-rejects-us-laws-radical-trend-18166957

 

I loooooooooove that video so much, because P. Barnes reminds me so much of the Larry Middleman character that Bob Einstein played on AD.

"You're blocking my freedom of movement."

P Barnes: "I am." 

That part just kills me.  

Most of these people are usually unemployed. A few seem to be business owners that passionately believe the govt shouldn't be funded. Or at least it shouldn't be funded by them and other hard-working, rural, white Americans.

19 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's extra fun when they're sub-median intellects who have been gorging on a steady diet of alt-American bullshit for their entire adult lives.

That video made my day.

When exercising your "rights" goes wrongs

21 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That would be much more enjoyable than the reality of this batshittery:

 

Favorite part is this lady looks bored but she has a front row seat.

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18 hours ago, Blotto said:

I love the self-assured chuckle at 1:25, right before go time. Curious about this cats story, I found an article...... now everybody sit down because what I'm about to tell you is going to be quite a shock....Peterson lives off his mother, who receives monthly disability payments from the government. ABC news actually interviewed this chucklefuck....lots of gold in there. 

https://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/video/idaho-man-rejects-us-laws-radical-trend-18166957

 

Is it the guy from TOS that had the Eagle Talon with all the mods that drove through the DHS/Boarder Patrol checkpoints and didn't roll down the window?

2 hours ago, dcbc said:

When exercising your "rights" goes wrongs

If I created some facebooky meme that says democrats are trying to get people to call rights “lefts” instead, how long before a member of congress tweets about it or mentions it during an interview with tucker?

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If I created some facebooky meme that says democrats are trying to get people to call rights “lefts” instead, how long before a member of congress tweets about it or mentions it during an interview with tucker?

over/under 3 days. 5 if over a weekend

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If I created some facebooky meme that says democrats are trying to get people to call rights “lefts” instead, how long before a member of congress tweets about it or mentions it during an interview with tucker?

'bout tree-fiddy

 

Also, by using quotes around the word "rights," I was suggesting that what he believed his rights to be were not, in fact, his rights.  The whole right/left thing never occurred to me, which is why I don't spend much time in CR.

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Strange how every time he’s on tv there’s a promo code for his wares up there as well

The evidence was inside the machines all along!

Shock the country?  What, he's going to do the right thing and kill himself???  Glory hallelujah!!

YES!  Finally!  Thursday!!!

(If everything goes right.)

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I started this thread to make fun of this guy, but, it's become clear to me that he is seriously mentally ill.  He needs help, and he needs it immediately.  Where are his loved ones?  Somebody needs to get him psychiatric help, and soon.   

On 4/7/2022 at 5:48 PM, Brisketexan said:

That would be much more enjoyable than the reality of this batshittery:

 

Fuck yes

56 minutes ago, Foosters said:

The evidence was inside the machines all along!

When A Stranger Votes…  The votes are coming from inside the machine! 

9 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I started this thread to make fun of this guy, but, it's become clear to me that he is seriously mentally ill.  He needs help, and he needs it immediately.  Where are his loved ones?  Somebody needs to get him psychiatric help, and soon.   

He don't need that much help. I wouldn't hand him more than $2.

 

There can’t be anyone that really takes him seriously now, right? It’s been “next week” for over a year. 

16 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

There can’t be anyone that really takes him seriously now, right? It’s been “next week” for over a year. 

 

there are 'educated' surly posters who believe this man 

Look at his bookshelf in the background. He has a flag folded in a triangle (as far as i can tell, no one in his family has ever served), a statue of a bald eagle, what looks like a diploma but is labeled “Certificate of Excellence” (he dropped out of the University of Minnesota, maybe that’s the honorary degree he got from Liberty U), and a print of the Last Supper. Nice use of props to sucker the gullible rubes you big phony. I’m not sure about that lion painting on the right. Is that shadow supposed to be Jesus with a crown of thorns? What are the chances that’s the work of Jon McNaughton?

 

On 4/19/2022 at 7:12 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Strange how every time he’s on tv there’s a promo code for his wares up there as well

I don't think "Lindell TV" counts as real TV.

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