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8:15PM on ESPN.
 

Bob back at it. Feel like OU comes out on fire and covers easily. 
 

Boomer. 

Agreed. Those guys will come out and play hard for Stoops. He's a dick eater but gotta respect him stepping up to cover for Lincoln the bitch

Pulling for the Fighting Nike Ducks because fuck Stoops and ou.

 

I think Oregon can definitely win this game.

Fuck ou and Medium Game Bob either way.

It is 6:32 pm and OU Still Sux

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2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

This bowl season has been complete shit so far.  

At least it looks like this game is actually going to get played. Pretty big feat considering two interim coaches, a bunch of opt-outs for both teams, and i’m sure some covid issues. 
 

More college football is better than less. 

Isn’t Oregon missing mor than 3/4 of its starters? They already sucked but this will likely be a bloodbath. 

17 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

This bowl season has been complete shit so far.  

The S-E-C shitting their cousin-fucking bed has been cool.

42 minutes ago, Constant said:

Bob back at it.

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This far and no repost of Thujone masterpieces?

I actually paid to come to this game. I'm in SA and my 16 yo son wanted to come. I think the last time I was here was the Texas/Iowa game. I forgot how big of a shit hole this place is. The concessions are a downright embarrassment.

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

I actually paid to come to this game. I'm in SA and my 16 yo son wanted to come. I think the last time I was here was the Texas/Iowa game. I forgot how big of a shit hole this place is. The concessions are a downright embarrassment.

Meh, it’s father son time.  Teach him how to root against OU. 

Wait, this game didn't get cancelled hours before kickoff?  Seems reckless to go ahead and play it.  Someone might get sick.

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This is the eleventh in a row Valero Alamo Bowl for both my son and I. Started with BU vs Washington - 123 total points scored in that game.

I will not be cheering for OU sucks, but we will be sitting in a sea of red.

Meh, it’s father son time.  Teach him how to root against OU. 
Oh he knows. He's wearing a Texas sweatshirt.
1 hour ago, F250 said:

Pulling for the Fighting Nike Ducks because fuck Stoops and ou.

 

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Is that Lowell calling the Alamo bowl?

 

nvm

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So is this Caleb's last game as Sooner? Or is he staying? 

The white pony horses need me to steal them. They look so unhappy. 

2 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Is that Lowell calling the Alamo bowl?

no this guy

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Booger And Galloway together is an affront to college football.

6 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

no this guy

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Didn’t know Bradford was in broadcasting …

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The white pony horses need me to steal them. They look so unhappy. 
 

I like Stoops. He’s fun. Fuck y’all haters! 

I love the announcers in that the current OU QB is in good company: 

 

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Kind of a weird pre-game interview from Stoops.

Reporter asks him a question and all you could hear was his throat opening up to guzzle a thousand dicks.

Andre Ware, huh?


   

NCAAF is full of money grubbing, cut and run, fake-ass coaching bitches. 

but Bob Stoops seems like a stand up dude by coaching this game (he can still eat a bag-o-dicks doh).

Fuck Stoops fuck OU fuck Caleb Williams and Spencer Rattler and the rest of their women-beating barely-literate group of miscreants. 

I hate both of these teams so much that I'm having trouble rooting for a good game like I do in about 80% of the bowls I watch.

I remember when Stoops coached v aggy and called those flag football plays and that was hilarious. His first year I think? Little did we know fucker would dominate the conference and still trigger people to this day. 

Maybe it’s Red River trauma, but it feels like ou may have the most tipped ball interceptions in the history of football. Fuck those meth heads.

3 minutes ago, Doze said:


   

NCAAF is full of money grubbing, cut and run, fake-ass coaching bitches. 

but Bob Stoops seems like a stand up dude by coaching this game (he can still eat a bag-o-dicks doh).

He's getting paid $325K just to coach this game.

Don’t get why there isn’t a stat category for receivers INT when the QB had nothing to do with it happening.

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

He's getting paid $325K just to coach this game.

But they forced him to take the money. His tequila business is taking off. He’s like ridiculous rich. 

Just now, Horn80 said:

Don’t get why there isn’t a stat category for receivers INT when the QB had nothing to do with it happening.

Like Unearned runs in baseball.  Earned INT vs. Unearned INT

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