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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He's getting paid $325K just to coach this game.

He probably got 2 $10M/yr coaching offers this week alone. 

I hate both of these teams so much that I'm having trouble rooting for a good game like I do in about 80% of the bowls I watch.

You hate ou more and you know it.

Fuck Stoops

Fuck all the turncoat Texas players that chose ou.

Fuck ou.
2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Don’t get why there isn’t a stat category for receivers INT when the QB had nothing to do with it happening.

It could have been caught but it was also behind him

I also have to give props for both of these teams showing up to play. Obligatory but fuck aggy. 

Sooooooo... these refs aren't calling holding on OU either?

Stoops looks like he’s lost some weight. Go for it fuckers! 

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

You hate ou more and you know it.

I'm a UDub grad, dummy.

This is totally out of character for OU, but their offensive linemen seem to be holding a lot tonight.

2 minutes ago, Doze said:

He probably got 2 $10M/yr coaching offers this week alone. 

From whom?

Stoops looks like he’s lost some weight. Go for it fuckers! 

Nicole, be honest, would you share a bucket of dic…err pickles with Stoops?
2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I'm a UDub grad, dummy.

Yeah, but where are you posting?

3 minutes ago, Doze said:

He probably got 2 $10M/yr coaching offers this week alone. 

 

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

From whom?

To be a coordinator for aggy, because Jimbo is going to win all the championships!

Talking about ou's great running back tradition and he lists two, can't think of any others, and adds, "too many to list."

These are going to be some very vanilla offenses tonight.

Good lord I've never seen a team get away with such blatant and obvious holding. 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Good lord I've never seen a team get away with such blatant and obvious holding. 

It will be interesting to see how it's handled in the SEC.

Yeah, but where are you posting?

Haha no shit. I mean, west coast football rivalries? Lulz. Does such a thing even exist??

Need greenspoint to post "Ballgame" and jinx these shitheads.

Ducks in for long night if they are going to tackle like that.  

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Good lord I've never seen a team get away with such blatant and obvious holding. 

Just coming here to mention it. It’s awful tonight. Oregon coach should be screaming about it if he isn’t already lol

This game should be called "the palindrome from the alamo dome"

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Good lord I've never seen a team get away with such blatant and obvious holding. 

Is this your first time to watch ou play football?

Just now, Hammerin Hank said:

Is this your first time to watch ou play football?

hell no, just thought their normal MO wouldn't transcend to a non-big 12 officiating crew.. guess not tonight. 

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

It will be interesting to see how it's handled in the SEC.

God, you people's fucking heads are going to explode in the SEC.

4 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Nicole, be honest, would you share a bucket of dic…err pickles with Stoops?

Not sure. A good guy friend of mine met him in a restaurant. Said he couldn’t have been nicer…he also said (and y’all guys know a friend like this in your group of friends) that he is the “repeat the same story friend” super nice and full of jokes just the type that whoever you see him is like, “so we’re out there on the green and this…type guy. 
 

I think he’s cool. I hate OU. I never have disliked him and I did enjoy his radio program where he would absolutely thrash the SEC. But as my friend said and other people who know him, he is the friend that tells the same stories and everyone is “Ok Bob”

Not sure. A good guy friend of mine met him in a restaurant. Said he couldn’t have been nicer…he also said (and y’all guys know a friend like this in your group of friends) that he is the “repeat the same story friend” super nice and full of jokes just the type that whoever you see him is like, “so we’re out there on the green and this…type guy. 
 
I think he’s cool. I hate OU. I never have disliked him and I did enjoy his radio program where he would absolutely thrash the SEC. But as my friend said and other people who know him, he is the friend that tells the same stories and everyone is “Ok Bob”

Sooooo, you’re saying there is a chance?
3 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Is this your first time to watch ou play football?

Funny thing is I’ve thought they aren’t as blatant about it as they used to be.

Prefer the duck wings on the shoulder pads than helments.

lol the passive tension between the sideline and booth

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Sooooo, you’re saying there is a chance?

No way. He’s married to the top Mary K salesady in all of Oklahoma. 

No way. He’s married to the top Mary K salesady in all of Oklahoma. 

That’s not how this works. Not how any of this works.
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

No way. He’s married to the top Mary K salesady in all of Oklahoma. 

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2 hours ago, F250 said:

Pulling for the Fighting Nike Ducks because fuck Stoops and ou.

 

Came late but reenforce this !  Fuck OUSUXS!

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Nicole, if you bang Bob Stoops, lose my number.

So no threesome in the hot tub then for New Years? I’d never bang a married guy. I just think Stoops is cool and if he’d been a coach anywhere else but OU people might  like him more. 

So no threesome in the hot tub then for New Years? I’d never bang a married guy. I just think Stoops is cool and if he’d been a coach anywhere else but OU people might  like him more. 

Like Ohio State? Maybe Notre Dame? Nope, still hate him.
3 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


That’s not how this works. Not how any of this works.

Stoops is a cool dude. Jmo. 

Ducks kicker looks like Pillsbury Doughboy.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

So no threesome in the hot tub then for New Years?

Hell yeah, but I get to pick the third and it ain't gonna be that goiter-necked piece of evil shit.

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Like Ohio State? Maybe Notre Dame? Nope, still hate him.

Like maybe a state that has never really had much to be excited about like New Mexico. Jerry Kill is going there. I hope it works out. 

That dude’s cast. Ok. I’m trying to imagine how awesome this game would be with John Madden and Pat Summerall announcing. Hope they are having fun wherever they are. 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Stoops is a cool dude. Jmo. 

Agreed. He's always seemed personable. But he coached at dickeater U! Other than that I had no reason to dislike him. He did his job and won....most of the time. His brother on the other hand 🖕

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So no threesome in the hot tub then for New Years? I’d never bang a married guy. I just think Stoops is cool and if he’d been a coach anywhere else but OU people might  like him more. 

WTH did I walk into?  Lulz.

Bob Stoops is good people.  He does a lot of work behind the scenes with the children's hospital that not many people know about.

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