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That dude’s cast. Ok. I’m trying to imagine how awesome this game would be with John Madden and Pat Summerall announcing. Hope they are having fun wherever they are. 
Well they're not watching this game, so they have that going for them... which is nice.
Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

Bob Stoops is good people.  He does a lot of work behind the scenes with the children's hospital that not many people know about.

Just the fact it’s done “behind the scenes” confirms he’s good people.

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That dude’s cast. Ok. I’m trying to imagine how awesome this game would be with John Madden and Pat Summerall announcing. Hope they are having fun wherever they are. 

Summerall is three sheets to the wind, wherever he is. 

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That dude’s cast. Ok. I’m trying to imagine how awesome this game would be with John Madden and Pat Summerall announcing. Hope they are having fun wherever they are. 

Tom Brookshier, Pat Summerall's broadcast partner at CBS until Tom retired and Madden took his place, must be busy trading barbs with Madden, because they were both good at it.  Lulz.

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No shit that was holding. God damn 

Seeing this cocksucker on the sidelines is bringing back so many memories. Some good, mostly bad. He still sucks cocks. 

Williams looks 2-3 steps slower than he did against us.

25 minutes ago, millhouse said:

This game should be called "the palindrome from the alamo dome"

*domala

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Just the fact it’s done “behind the scenes” confirms he’s good people.

These takes are shaking my world view.  Are you telling me that Bob Stoops isn’t a foe of democracy and doesn’t eat babies in the basement of Ping Pong Pizza with Hillary?  I haz confuse.

1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:

Williams looks 2-3 steps slower than he did against us.

We had too many white guys

1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

is. The concessions are a downright embarrassment.

This is fact.  I went to a utsa game this season.  They are slow as hell because they don’t take cash.  
a month later my credit card gets flagged for fraud because for some reason it took them that long to charge me for my beers.  I thought someone had skimmed my card and was buying beers at the dome on a Tuesday morning. 

1 minute ago, Doctor of Neighborhood said:

These takes are shaking my world view.  Are you telling me that Bob Stoops isn’t a foe of democracy and doesn’t eat babies in the basement of Ping Pong Pizza with Hillary?  I haz confuse.

Brent Venables is that guy now

37 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Stoops looks like he’s lost some weight. Go for it fuckers! 

Eating a no carb, all dick diet will do that. 

Lol Casey could start at Oregon 

How did this Oregon team win in Columbus? I guess because the Buckeyes weren't all that good. 

3 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Brent Venables is that guy now

May be wrong but think he will be turn out to be a Muschamp type head coach.

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Seeing this cocksucker on the sidelines is bringing back so many memories. Some good, mostly bad. He still sucks cocks. 

Mack Brown probably just shit all over himself.

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

May be wrong but think he will be turn out to be a Muschamp type head coach.

Muschamp never had a decent QB.  This guy is apparently being gifted one.  

The first time Vulnerables fucks up, the Mobilehoma inbreds will call for his head, because they all remember that nickname.

ousux and swallows!

14 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Williams looks 2-3 steps slower than he did against us.

Because OU gets plus 3 speed boost and power ups when they play  us 

OU thinking, 'Why are we going to the SEC to get our shit pushed in?? If this is their second best team, we could own the P12.'

Ducks seem to have a gravity problem in San Antonio.

35 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Not sure. A good guy friend of mine met him in a restaurant. Said he couldn’t have been nicer…he also said (and y’all guys know a friend like this in your group of friends) that he is the “repeat the same story friend” super nice and full of jokes just the type that whoever you see him is like, “so we’re out there on the green and this…type guy. 
 

I think he’s cool. I hate OU. I never have disliked him and I did enjoy his radio program where he would absolutely thrash the SEC. But as my friend said and other people who know him, he is the friend that tells the same stories and everyone is “Ok Bob”

That’s because his life revolves around college football and dicks.   He just doesn’t have a lot of material to work with so the stories are repetitive.  
 

One day, at football camp, I stuck a skin flue in my mouth.  Ya Bob, we know.  

19 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Bob Stoops is good people.  He does a lot of work behind the scenes with the children's hospital that not many people know about.

Yep. It’s how my guy friend met him. I’d love to see him coach again and not in some soon to be doomed faux NFL league. He was winning that by the way. 

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Williams gets more prayers answered than any QB I’ve seen

Johnny Manziel says hi!

Gutsy call, I like it.

Go get 7 and get back in this thing so I don't have to go read a book.

I’m digging these Oregon uniforms. Usually they’re a train wreck. These are sharp AF.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I’d love to see him coach again

 

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Just now, Deej said:

 

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....AND get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!  Lulz.

Are we sure they didn't run the taylor ducks out there instead of oregon?

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

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You wouldn’t like to see him coach a team again? Not against UT because we already learned we can’t beat him. Mostly. @Aqua Buddhahe has poured a ton of his money into cancer research too.  

1 minute ago, CowtownHorn said:

Love to see these holding calls. 🙄

It won’t happen. For them it’s like breathing. They live by it. 

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