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"Kirby - seeing the way you showed up tonight - help us understand how Bama bent you over and went in dry against you just a few weeks ago?"

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Fuckin Michigan. Fuck the sec

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3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

My wife has us watching the New Year's Live : Nashville's Big Bash on another screen. It's much more entertaining than this shitty game. 

What quarter….and what’s the score?

Just now, ztejas said:

"Kirby - seeing the way you showed up tonight - help us understand how Bama bent you over and went in dry against you just a few weeks ago?"

College sports is well known for pretty good teams to just shit their pants against elite coaches. 

So far, gut was right but this much worse than I thought.

This is so depressing, Texas is another 5-10 years from being at GA or AL level 

Is partial qualifiers still a thing? Is that why the sec is so much better than the other conferences on average. I know it was talked about a long time ago. Didn't know if that was still the elephant in the room.

I was hoping Michigan would show up and we wouldn't have an SEC final.

Oh well, I forgot it was Michigan.

Just now, LonghornSean said:

LOL Kirby yelling at the QB for not going faster and Bennett goes "I thought we were trying to run the clock out?".

AKA "Everyone look at what a great coach I am still yelling at players in a blowout win!"

Just now, Reese Bennett said:

I was hoping Michigan would show up and we wouldn't have an SEC final.

Oh well, I forgot it was Michigan.

Shot their season wad against Ohio State. 

Smart seems like a miserable person to be around. Seems like this is a trait though that most of these really good coaches share.

5 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

The CFB playoff is worse than the BCS ever was.

The BCS would usually have some interesting bowl matchups outside of the top 2. The CFP has done a poor job of that.

anyone have the stats on the number of blowouts in the Semi Final games ?

I think only a few Semi Final games finished within 1 score. 

1 minute ago, Reese Bennett said:

I was hoping Michigan would show up and we wouldn't have an SEC final.

Oh well, I forgot it was Michigan.

Michigan didn't forget they were Michigan. 

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

AKA "Everyone look at what a great coach I am still yelling at players in a blowout win!"

Completely unnecessary, but that’s FOOTBAW. Gotta be a jerk to someone so might as well be the QB. 

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

anyone have the stats on the number of blowouts in the Semi Final games ?

I think only a few Semi Final games finished within 1 score. 

Yeah the semifinals have almost always been lopsided.  Ohio State/Alabama upset in year 1 was 7 points in 2014. Georgia/OU went 2OT. 2020 Clemson/Ohio State 6 point game. 

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1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

How is it any different from the NFL? This is what people wanted and expanding it isn't going to change anything 

Nah. That’s why the games are played. If you have 8 in, one of these two would be knocked off by an underdog most years. Every once in a while you’d get chalk in the final, but rarely. It’s universal in sports. Upsets happen in a true tournament. This invitational is NOT a tournament. 

Just now, UpperWestside said:

Smart seems like a miserable person to be around. Seems like this is a trait though that most of these really good coaches share.

100%

Remember this next time Texas does a coaching search, and tell all your friends. Please

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

This is so depressing, Texas is another 5-10 years from being at GA or AL level 

Time is not really the constraint.  It’s the ability to monopolize talent.  You have to Amazon the competition when it comes to talent acquisition.  

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

This is so depressing, Texas is another 5-10 years from being at GA or AL level 

Got to recruit nothing but 4-5* players…tweak your assistants from time to time, adjust…and….did I say recruit 4-5* players?

6 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

This is so depressing, Texas is another 5-10 years from being at GA or AL level 

Not if you decide to buy athletes like aggy.  Then maybe 3 years.

5 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

I was hoping Michigan would show up and we wouldn't have an SEC final.

Oh well, I forgot it what a shitty coach Jim Harbaugh is.

fify

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

anyone have the stats on the number of blowouts in the Semi Final games ?

I think only a few Semi Final games finished within 1 score. 

1? Feels like they've all been blowouts

Cincy put forth a pathetic performance, but they demonstrated they deserved to be in the playoffs more than Michigan who is presently taking it balls deep.

6 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

This is so depressing, Texas is another 5-10 years from being at GA or AL level 

We are not even close to being on the Michigan level. That’s depressing.

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

AKA "Everyone look at what a great coach I am still yelling at players in a blowout win!"

It’s gonna be hilarious when they literally run the ball the whole second half of this game. The “urgency” to score is gonna go straight out the window

8 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

This is so depressing, Texas is another 5-10 years from being at GA or AL level 

I’m calling BS on that.

9 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

who knew that dicks was led by chicks

I did. It’s a shitty store and overpriced on just about everything. Not shocked to learn it’s run by women. 

Michigan online trying to block straight up is the dumbest thing I've seen in this game. 

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I fucking hate Alabama

Enough to drive someone…crazy.

3 minutes ago, Chad said:

Cincy put forth a pathetic performance, but they demonstrated they deserved to be in the playoffs more than Michigan who is presently taking it balls deep.

Like a slumber party at Harbaugh's house.

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Harbaugh’s on the business end of muledick.

 

2 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I fucking hate Alabama

These are the best consecutive comments I've seen all day. Rep for all.

I am 2 and a half sheets to the wind and stepped outside to see some fireworks in the sky.

I saw some fucking things fly off into the sky thinking what are those airplanes? There are more of them, fucking UFOs?

lulz realized someone was flying a fleet of drones blinking lights in the sky.

 

Me for a few seconds.

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12 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

This is so depressing, Texas is another 5-10 years from being at GA or AL level 

Could be 5-10 also could be 2-3. Depends on what we do starting now. We did skullfuck a UGA team that everyone thought should be in the playoffs.

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Could be 5-10 also could be 2-3. Depends on what we do starting now. We did skullfuck a UGA team that everyone thought should be in the playoffs.

They didn’t want to be there, dontchaknow. Stoopid sip. 

6 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

We are not even close to being on the Michigan level. That’s depressing.

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3 minutes ago, F250 said:

I am 2 and a half sheets to the wind and stepped outside to see some fireworks in the sky.

I saw some fucking things fly off into the sky thinking what are those airplanes? There are more of them, fucking UFOs?

lulz realized someone was flying a fleet of drones blinking lights in the sky.

 

Me for a few seconds.

Its Happening Area 51 GIF by MOODMAN

I am 2 and a half sheets to the wind”!

Michigan is a solid team but they do not have elite offensive talent.  We are not that far off on offense.   On defense we need a turbo infusion on elite LB and secondary talent.  The current recruiting in those areas isn’t going to get it done. 

4 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Not if you decide to buy athletes like aggy.  Then maybe 3 years.

I don't know where you've been, but this has been a way of life for the SEC for a long time. Money and PEDs. The only thing aggy did was bring that nonsense to Texas, which had been pretty well under control and self-regulating since the SMU days. 

Now with NIL we can get back in the game and do it legally.

SEC's memory lane

3 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Could be 5-10 also could be 2-3. Depends on what we do starting now. We did skullfuck a UGA team that everyone thought should be in the playoffs.

Yea…now, how do you propose we beat Bama in Sept?

 

 

11 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Not if you decide to buy athletes like aggy.  Then maybe 3 years.

We need to start stockpiling Camaros

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