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22 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Sup? - The 2008 Texas Longhorns. 

The 809688th Alabama/Georgia NC game rematch agrees with you.

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  • Um. False. I didn't have to worry about Ohio State or OU winning a national title. 

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Is Herbstreit raiding Roy Williams closet? 

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7 minutes ago, F250 said:

I am 2 and a half sheets to the wind and stepped outside to see some fireworks in the sky.

I saw some fucking things fly off into the sky thinking what are those airplanes? There are more of them, fucking UFOs?

lulz realized someone was flying a fleet of drones blinking lights in the sky.

 

Me for a few seconds.

Its Happening Area 51 GIF by MOODMAN

Just the authorities tracking sugar daddies. 

7 minutes ago, F250 said:

I am 2 and a half sheets to the wind and stepped outside to see some fireworks in the sky.

I saw some fucking things fly off into the sky thinking what are those airplanes? There are more of them, fucking UFOs?

lulz realized someone was flying a fleet of drones blinking lights in the sky.

 

Me for a few seconds.

Its Happening Area 51 GIF by MOODMAN

I’ll have what he’s ^^^ having.

16 minutes ago, Disco Missile said:

The BCS would usually have some interesting bowl matchups outside of the top 2. The CFP has done a poor job of that.

It fucks up the bowl seedings especially when a league gets two teams in the playoff. You get the conference #3 Ole Miss against the Big 12 #1 and it keeps going down the line. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Is Herbsreit raiding Roy Williams closet? 

Pretty sure Herbstreit is shopping exclusively at Thorton Melon's Tall and Fat.

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Yea…now, how do you propose we beat Bama in Sept?

 

 

Score more points than they do

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

It fucks up the bowl seedings especially when a league gets two teams in the playoff. You get the conference #3 Ole Miss against the Big 12 #1 and it keeps going down the line. 

Ole Miss/Baylor is a great matchup though. But I get what you mean. 

3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I’ll have what he’s ^^^ having.

I thought that was a Nicole post before I looked at the username. 

Harbaugh finally beats Ohio St and people think their back.  Nope.

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Pretty sure Herbstreit is shopping exclusively at Thorton Melon's Tall and Fat.

There are two funny family guy bits that apply here but I'll leave you guessing as I don't feel like looking them up and posting the vids. 

Michigan can’t run the ball….they can’t protect the passer long enough to go long…and don’t have the receivers to run away from Ga dbacks….Michigan’s D can stop long ball.   Other than that….not gonna get better for Mich.

Just now, Deej said:

Just the authorities tracking sugar daddies. 

 

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24 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

This is so depressing, Texas is another 5-10 years from being at GA or AL level 

Years??

Good Lord they just burned a timeout 4 minutes into the half down 24. 

8 minutes ago, Disco Missile said:

I don't know where you've been, but this has been a way of life for the SEC for a long time. Money and PEDs. The only thing aggy did was bring that nonsense to Texas, which had been pretty well under control and self-regulating since the SMU days. 

Now with NIL we can get back in the game and do it legally.

SEC's memory lane

yeah but are we doing the peds part because i still have question on our s&c

This Nashville new years bash shit is on another TV where I am and I want everyone involved with it to die. Soon. 

Just now, ztejas said:

This Nashville new years bash shit is on another TV where I am and I want everyone involved with it to die. Soon. 

Maybe next year.

Michigan is a boxer clinching every few seconds to avoid getting KTFO.

This game is over.

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I am 2 and a half sheets to the wind”!

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1 minute ago, westexhorn said:

yeah but are we doing the peds part because i still have question on our s&c

If we aren't, we're being naive.

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Yea…now, how do you propose we beat Bama in Sept?

Has anyone thought of sabotaging the visitor’s locker room AC?

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Ole Miss/Baylor is a great matchup though. But I get what you mean. 

Yeah that sugar bowl should be fun 

Harbaugh should take off his khakis throw them on the field and take his team to the busses.

time to flip over to dick clarkes rocking NYE.... and the man has been dead for 10 years

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Harbaugh should take off his khakis throw them on the field and take his team to the busses.

Does this mean Ga pantsed the Michiganders?

Alabama vs Georgia.  Battle of the Grits!

13 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

The 809688th Alabama/Georgia NC game rematch agrees with you.

You’re only off by 809686. Maybe next year we can get Bama Clemson again. Wooohee.

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yeah that sugar bowl should be fun 

I also think Utah/tOSU will be a good one. 

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

I hope Michigan doesn’t score another point in this game. Fuck ‘em

UGA will put their third stringers in to keep their starters fresh for Bama, and Michigan will probably benefit by getting a FG

Georgia at this point is like "we fucking dare your bum ass to score 24 points"

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Alabama vs Georgia.  Battle of the Grits!

I just bought 10 sacks of grits in Georgia this week and brought them home with me after the Peach Bowl. Love grits.

5 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 

Oh my fucking God how stupid are some people? This is the 2nd time I've seen this dumbass shit be brought up from watching this game. Can I remind these people that Georgia is the fucking 3 seed. This game couldn't be a stronger argument for the playoff existing (and being expanded).

And on further investigation that dumb broad is a Georgia fan? Dear God they make em smart down there don't they. 

Edited by ztejas

Watching Georgia tackle makes me dream of having a competent defensive coaching staff… maybe one day.

This game sucks. Cindy’s D played better against Bama. At least tomorrow’s slate of games looks like they could be fun/watchable. Harbaugh is a nut. And those glasses make him look even nuttier. 

Wolfgang Puck needs to stay away from Bob Stoops, because he looks like a penis.

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

I just bought 10 sacks of grits in Georgia this week and brought them home with me after the Peach Bowl. Love grits.

I have a really good recipe for cheese grits. It’s more like a soufflé. It’s got cheddar cheese and hotsauce and paprika and eggs and you bake it. So damn good. Today sucks. My mom got Covid yesterday and gave it to me and even though I have had my two shots I hadn’t got my booster yet. I was hoping for an interesting game and this blows ass.

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I just bought 10 sacks of grits in Georgia this week and brought them home with me after the Peach Bowl. Love grits.

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