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7 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Alabama vs Georgia.  Battle of the Grits!

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24 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Yea…now, how do you propose we beat Bama in Sept?

 

 

We wont

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Georgia is making McNamara look like fucking Hudson Card.

No way he looks that bad. He didn't play for Lake Travis. 

Just now, Deej said:

No way he looks that bad. He didn't play for Lake Travis. 

You mean he didn't play for Lake Travis and commit to Texas. 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Oh my fucking God how stupid are some people? This is the 2nd time I've seen this dumbass shit be brought up from watching this game. Can I remind these people that Georgia is the fucking 3 seed. This game couldn't be a stronger argument for the playoff existing (and being expanded).

And on further investigation that dumb broad is a Georgia fan? Dear God they make em smart down there don't they. 

Lol yeah teams 5-8 are where the real ass kickers are located. 

13 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Harbaugh should take off his khakis throw them on the field and take his team to the busses.

He got blue britches on tonight. Maybe that’s the problem. 

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Lol yeah teams 5-8 are where the real ass kickers are located. 

Using the #3 being better than the #2 as an argument against expansion is brain-dead fucking stupid. If you can't understand why then it isn't worth it explaining it to you. Should we go back to the format that would have left Georgia out entirely? 

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1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He got blue britches on tonight. Maybe that’s the problem. 

That, or his team looking like they decided that tOSU game was the season and playing like slow tentative un-athletic bitches.

Is that big boy DE for Michigan that tore up OSU playing tonight?  If he is he’s been no factor at all. 

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Oh my fucking God how stupid are some people? This is the 2nd time I've seen this dumbass shit be brought up from watching this game. Can I remind these people that Georgia is the fucking 3 seed. This game couldn't be a stronger argument for the playoff existing (and being expanded).

And on further investigation that dumb broad is a Georgia fan? Dear God they make em smart down there don't they. 

The argument is that the current 4 team system that Georgia is benefitting from is fine. The joke is they can't find another 4 teams that are any good

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Using the #3 being better than the #2 as an argument against expansion is brain-dead fucking stupid. If you can't understand why then it isn't worth it explaining it to you. Should we go back to the format that would have left Georgia out entirely? 

Yeah, we already saw them play Bama

10 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I just bought 10 sacks of grits in Georgia this week and brought them home with me after the Peach Bowl. Love grits.

My man!  

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Using the #3 being better than the #2 as an argument against expansion is brain-dead fucking stupid. If you can't understand why then it isn't worth it explaining it to you. Should we go back to the format that would have left Georgia out entirely? 

Who are you arguing with

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I have a really good recipe for cheese grits. It’s more like a soufflé. It’s got cheddar cheese and hotsauce and paprika and eggs and you bake it. So damn good. Today sucks. My mom got Covid yesterday and gave it to me and even though I have had my two shots I hadn’t got my booster yet. I was hoping for an interesting game and this blows ass.

Best of luck to you both.

My recipe, which is more interesting than Michigan Football tonight, is one cup of milk, three cups of water, salt and pepper the water, and some butter.  I cut down on how much butter as I used to use a stick, and one cup of grits.   I cook them slowly and use a whisk to stir them.  I usually add just a hint of cheese at the end.

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Oh my fucking God how stupid are some people? This is the 2nd time I've seen this dumbass shit be brought up from watching this game. Can I remind these people that Georgia is the fucking 3 seed. This game couldn't be a stronger argument for the playoff existing (and being expanded).

And on further investigation that dumb broad is a Georgia fan? Dear God they make em smart down there don't they. 

The ONLY reason that Georgia is the 3 seed is to avoid the appearance of SEC favoritism, and give UM a pat on the back for winning their conference. They've been the clear cut #1 all year until their CCG. I'm not against expansion, but using the completely artificially ranked #3 team "upsetting" the #2 isn't a great argument either.

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Even North Carolina fans are grateful they have Mack Brown tonight.

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1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Herbie is an idiot. That was the definition of a chop block

he's just doing his job. stanning for the sec

This game needs some Jake Fromm Mom.

 

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Is that big boy DE for Michigan that tore up OSU playing tonight?  If he is he’s been no factor at all. 

The guy who finished second in the Heisman

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Who are you arguing with

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Just now, ztejas said:

Using the #3 being better than the #2 as an argument against expansion is brain dead fucking stupid. If you can't understand why then it isn't worth it explaining it to you. Should we go back to the format that would have left Georgia out entirely? 

Dude they put Georgia at 3 because they had to. Don't overthink this. Most years the two teams that should lose get blown the fuck out, they massage the rankings the best they can, but the frauds get worked. Adding 4 more is just going to result in more blowouts. I don't honestly care what they do at this point, I don't recognize college football anymore, and there's really no way to go but to expand. It's not going to bring what people think it will. 

Bama, Georgia and Ohio State are recruiting at a level nobody else is. They will always have a shot to win it. After that, there are a handful of teams that could win it if they put it all together in the right year. The time of underdogs making a run is over, especially now that major talents like Gibbs bounces from teams like GT to Bama after blowing up. Shit is broken and needs to be fixed or it doesn't matter what they do

Georgia and Flo are like white flour and grits We watch Georgia and Flo cause it’s all we can get.

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Yeah, we already saw them play Bama

Such a dumb argument and tonight is a glaring reason why. They have the only shot of beating Bama. 

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Best of luck to you both.

My recipe, which is more interesting than Michigan Football tonight, is one cup of milk, three cups of water, salt and pepper the water, and some butter.  I cut down on how much butter as I used to use a stick, and one cup of grits.   I cook them slowly and use a whisk to stir them.  I usually add just a hint of cheese at the end.

The only grits I ever had that were good were chorizo and grits topped with roasted duck. Had it at a restaurant in Montgomery, Alabama.

 

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The fix for this is an NFL D league.  Send all these oafs like 99 for Ga and 46 for Bama to a real minor league where they get paid to play football instead of pretending to be SAs.  

4 minutes ago, F250 said:

This game needs some Jake Fromm Mom.

 

Katherine Webb

6 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The guy who finished second in the Heisman

I guess so. So is he playing?

4 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

Such a dumb argument and tonight is a glaring reason why. They have the only shot of beating Bama. 

Well, other than aggy.

4 minutes ago, F250 said:

The only grits I ever had that were good were chorizo and grits topped with roasted duck. Had it at a restaurant in Montgomery, Alabama.

 

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Montgomery is a lot better than it used to be.  It had a loooooooong way to go but, it’s not the worst place ever

5 minutes ago, F250 said:

The only grits I ever had that were good were chorizo and grits topped with roasted duck. Had it at a restaurant in Montgomery, Alabama.

 

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That sounds awesome. 

When a LB can run that fast at a QB, it just isn’t fair. 

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Katherine Webb

They could have put a wig on Irv Cross and Musberger would have jizzed himself.

1 hour ago, Fudbelty said:


Curious why you say this? They just spent half a bil completely renovating. This version >>> all previous versions of that building.

Sure,  it looks great if you designed Baylor’s Toilet Bowl. 

Just go back to the committee picking the best two teams. Playoff doesn’t add anything. Neither will expanding it.

2 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Yes- looks like McNamara is getting benched for McCarthy. McNamara has cost them this game.

He was just one of many reasons they are getting waffle stomped. 

3 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Yes- looks like McNamara is getting benched for McCarthy. McNamara has cost them this game.

McNamara to portal in 3 2 1

If they do expand they need to roll right into it NFL style. No three week breaks to heal up and game plan your ass off. That will give underdogs more of a punchers chance.

1 minute ago, Deej said:

They could have put a wig on Irv Cross and Musberger would have jizzed himself.

I should have taken a picture of it yesterday. In the press box at the Falcons stadium is a picture of the lovely Jane Kennedy, Asshole Mushmouth, Irv Cross and Jimmy the Greek doing their pregame show live on the field before a Falcons v Eagles game.

I did take a picture of the Tommy Nobis picture 

7 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Dude they put Georgia at 3 because they had to. Don't overthink this. Most years the two teams that should lose get blown the fuck out, they massage the rankings the best they can, but the frauds get worked. Adding 4 more is just going to result in more blowouts. I don't honestly care what they do at this point, I don't recognize college football anymore, and there's really no way to go but to expand. It's not going to bring what people think it will. 

Bama, Georgia and Ohio State are recruiting at a level nobody else is. They will always have a shot to win it. After that, there are a handful of teams that could win it if they put it all together in the right year. The time of underdogs making a run is over, especially now that major talents like Gibbs bounces from teams like GT to Bama after blowing up. Shit is broken and needs to be fixed or it doesn't matter what they do

If you want underdogs to have a better chance then up the ante and have the good teams earn their way in rather than just having to go through another top 4 team with a ton to lose that isn't going to go balls to the wall to beat them. 

Cincy isn't going to do anything crazy to beat Bama because they're close enough already to beat them if they play well and Bama doesn't. But you put Bama up against a 16 seed that knows they need to get wacky to win? That game can ironically become more difficult. It also makes the eventual champion much more deserving. 

I just don't see an argument against it and can't imagine that after going to 8 or 12 or 16 teams that we would still be sitting here saying "man I wish they would just subjectively pick the 2 best teams and have them play for everything".

14 minutes ago, F250 said:

This game needs some Jake Fromm Mom.

 

got you fam

 

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