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They tell us it's because of management changes, but don't believe them.  This has #metoo written all over it.

Wow. Fuck. That sucks. Dude was hilarious. RIP, Larry. Aka Dr. Pepper guy 

 

He was one of the reasons football was tolerable after so many shit seasons. 

2 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Parliament you start some bad threads but this may be the worst.

Who gives a fuck.

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Lighten up? Is this the new way, Surly? What ever happened to "Go fuck yourself"?

3 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Lighten up? Is this the new way, Surly? What ever happened to "Go fuck yourself"?

Go fuck yourself.

oh, I thought you meant the dude actually died

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Wow. Fuck. That sucks. Dude was hilarious. RIP, Larry. Aka Dr. Pepper guy 

 

He was one of the reasons football was tolerable after so many shit seasons. 

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The commercials were entertaining at first, but like many marketing campaigns it grew old and overplayed.   

Fuck the offseason.  

49 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The commercials were entertaining at first, but like many marketing campaigns it grew old and overplayed.   

Dilly Dilly!

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Wow. Fuck. That sucks. Dude was hilarious. RIP, Larry. Aka Dr. Pepper guy 

 

He was one of the reasons football was tolerable after so many shit seasons. 

Really?

Congratulations, you're the first person I have ever encountered who thought that guy was funny.

14 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

Dilly Dilly!

I actually know people who spent real money on shirts that said dilly dilly on them.

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Buncha Big Bang Theory superfans on this thread.

2 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

What???

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You just blew my mind!

32 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Buncha Big Bang Theory superfans on this thread.

Sounds more like a bunch of old grumpy fucks on this thread. 

28 minutes ago, BERT said:

Sounds more like a bunch of old grumpy fucks on this thread. 

Get off my damn lawn, damn kids. What do y'all know about funny. 

I hear Doctor Pepper is the top carbonated sugar water, even a powerful enough brand to be the main sponsor of the greatest 10-team college football conference in the world. Lil sweet still better commercials.

Just gonna leave this here. And keep an eye out for the Freaky Old Guy playing spoons or whatever...Rumor has the chorus was written that way to honor Baylor -- BU, do what you do. 

 

 

Mother fucker, beat me to it by 30 seconds.  Yeah, we could have THAT back...

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commercials that suck thread >>>

Those ads sucked.  The DP guy on the jet ski was not much better.  The little Prince guy kicks both their assess.

"Jim Connor, who spent the past several years playing football fanatic Larry Culpepper in Dr. Pepper commercials, has..."

 

I was 110% sure he was dead reading this far into it 

I feel like a part of me has died.  Probably the part that worried about having to sit through one of those shitty commercials again.

First they came for the Whataburger voice guy, I did not speak out because I was not the Whataburger voice guy.

Then they came for the world's most interesting man, and I did not speak out because I was not the world's most interesting man.

Then they came for Larry Culpepper, and I gave thanks because those commercials were insufferable. RIP. Good riddance.

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2 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Why is the me too movement to blame???

 

If someone explains this joke to you, do you promise to laugh?

Some of the commercials were slightly funny, some were dumb as fuck.

DP is simply making the smart move of killing it before it's played out. Now about that little gay dude thing..if that stays around then take back everything I said about DP being smart.

Lil' Sweet is a gotdamn National Treasure! 

I did a shitty thing and I feel bad.

Once after a Stanford or Texas loss, I was really pissed and trying to lash out.  So I wrote an email to Dr. Pepper and told this ad campaign sucked balls and they needed to cancel it.

15 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

I did a shitty thing and I feel bad.

Once after a Stanford or Texas loss, I was really pissed and trying to lash out.  So I wrote an email to Dr. Pepper and told this ad campaign sucked balls and they needed to cancel it.

So what was the shitty thing you did?

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