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Let's all get drunk to start the new year! Merry New Year everyone!

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Hell Yes! Here's to a very drunk 2022!

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Still in on Page 1!

I admire your dedication.  Cheers to 2022!

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Well, I abstained almost all week until tonight!  Happy Weekend fellow Surly drunks.

Sailor Jerry's spiced rum and diet WIld Red from HEB's really isn't a bad combo.

 

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Woodford and water mixed with a few one hits for me tonight!

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Surly Drunks, why hast thou forsaken me?? 

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I heading towards drunk/stoned.  It's been a stormy night here so I 'm up listening to the greatest goddamn band that ever was...The Grateful Dead. 

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I'm not drunk, you're drunk!

I'm on my 4th screwdriver and it's still Monday morning. Guess who isn't going anywhere today?

Edited by Longhornstampede

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How in the hell are we still on the first page halfway through January? Where is everyone?

Not drunk, but have a really nice buzz. Merlot with dinner and then Irish Whiskey and bourbon. Feeling good. 

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Nice…I’m drunk watching the rest of the football games from the spa. It’s a beautiful night in SE Texas.

33 minutes ago, Hate said:

Nice…I’m drunk watching the rest of the football games from the spa. It’s a beautiful night in SE Texas.

Cocktailing on the boat. Cheers m-fer.

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Cheers!

26 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Up til 4 am last night. Started drinking again today at 5. I'm playing catch up!

Doing work.

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I'm drowning yet another shitty Cowboys season in bourbon, weed, the Rolling Stones, Bob Marley, and The Grateful Dead.  Top that unless you are hanging with a Sugar Baby.

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How in the hell are we still on the first page and we are almost through January?  I've been trying to cut back so I'm only drinking on Fridays and Saturdays for a while.  But I'm getting drunk tonight!

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Hell Yes!  The more the merrier!

A great wine and then cognac tonight. Feeling really good. 

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Well, I might as well get drunk tonight.

doug-kenney-what-the-hell-are-we-suppose

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It's been a hell of a couple of weeks at work, so I'm tying one on early tonight.  I've got to be on call from 7-1 on a Friday!!  That's bullshit, but if I pass out early tonight I should be alright.

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Let's get this bitch to a second page.  It's already February for Christ's sake.

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Nice...what were the snacks?

 

7 minutes ago, Hate said:

Nice...what were the snacks?

 

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Since my work shut down for two days for the weather, I should have been on this thread. But I was too drunk

Just now, Longhornstampede said:

Since my work shut down for two days for the weather, I should have been on this thread. But I was too drunk

Go on…

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Yeah, I've had a few drunks when I forgot to post here.  No harm no foul.  We need to get this thread to at least page 2.  It's kind of sad really.  Where are all the other drunks?

2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Go on…

I'm drunk again of course. Wife wanted more booze because I nearly drained all her vodka. Ventures out in the cold  So she drove me to the likker store. Walked out with more vodka, bourbon and Irish cream. Started watching Princess Bride as soon as we got home

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Hell yes! As....YOU...WISH!

 

Fun fact...I saw Princess Bride when it was in the actual theater and we sneaked in some rum to add to our sodas.  I was already high AF, but mixed with the rum I don't know that I've ever laughed that hard at a movie. 

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Did you fuckers pass out already?

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