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Hell yes!!! Page 2....this all took me entirely too long to type.

Hell yes! As....YOU...WISH!
 
Fun fact...I saw Princess Bride when it was in the actual theater and we sneaked in some rum to add to our sodas.  I was already high AF, but mixed with the rum I don't know that I've ever laughed that hard at a movie. 

Here’s another fun fact:

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1 hour ago, Hate said:

Hell yes! As....YOU...WISH!

 

Fun fact...I saw Princess Bride when it was in the actual theater and we sneaked in some rum to add to our sodas.  I was already high AF, but mixed with the rum I don't know that I've ever laughed that hard at a movie. 

Fun fact #2. My then girlfriend and now wife used to work at South Park on Ben White and would let me and friends in to see whatever we wanted for free. Princess Bride was one of the many I got to watch there.

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Who is ready to run it back tonight?? I went to Swing Zone earlier today and had some drinks.  I'm ready for a couple hour nightcap. 

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On my sixth or seventh bourbon with a few one hits mixed in there.  I may not be long for this thread.

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Where in the hell did everyone go?

59 minutes ago, Hate said:

Where in the hell did everyone go?

Hey Puto

I had to get a little sleep. Problem is that I also took some NyQuil. Probably shouldn't have done that. I feel like I was a 3 day bender

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Super schwasty on a Tuesday morning!!!!
Tuesday’s gone with the wind.

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Never fear…Hate is here.

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Hell Yes! I'm halfway drunk and fully high.  Let's do this.

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I told my wife to prepare for me to come to bed fucked up tonight.  I don't know exactly what that means, but at least she is prepared.

Sipping on some bourbon tonight. 6b9f50aedb9c02f0f41447391e498f71.jpg
Already had a quite a few beers. And some rums and Coke. Gonna keep it going for a few more hours.

I told my wife to prepare for me to come to bed fucked up tonight.  I don't know exactly what that means, but at least she is prepared.

I tell my wife that when I’m fukd up she best be prepared to be tired in the morning cuz one of two things is gonna happen:
1) I’m gonna fuk her brains out with the ol’ whisky dick or
b) I’m gonna keep her awake with my snoring.

Looks like everyone has turned in for the night….it is what it is….

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Goddamn it's been a week.  I've got half a day of meeting then a 3 day weekend.  I'm kicking the weekend off tonight with an early evening drunk as my calls begin tomorrow morning at 7.  Fuck that person for calling a Friday 7 AM call.  Still, it's better than a 3 or 4 PM call on a Friday. 

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I can't be the only one getting drunk on a Friday night.

 

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Hell Yes!

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This thread should really be more like this.

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On 2/18/2022 at 11:05 PM, Hate said:

I can't be the only one getting drunk on a Friday night.

 

You weren't....I just didn't post up. And last night too....and now this morning. I woke my wife and myself yelling "hey motherfucker!" I was having a dream that someone was breaking into my house through the garage while I was standing in the kitchen and I had grabbed one of the big knives out of a drawer. An hour later and I'm still fucking wound up about it. At least she went right back to sleep. I'm in the living room having a bloody mary and constantly looking at the fucking door!

Hey! I finally caved and had that second glass from which I usually refrain. This is not a bad thing at all at all.

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A third is even better.  I'm about to pour my 4th bourbon.  I have off tomorrow so it's my last night of drinking until Friday.

Damn I wish I was off tomorrow. I'd keep drinking but I guess I'm going to have to cut myself off. Gotta adult tomorrow. But I'm having one more

Unfortunately, tonight it is my turn to cover 2nd shift OT. Leaving in less than an hour. As soon as I get home it’s time for some bourbon. Just a little something to take the edge off.

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Hey! I finally caved and had that second glass from which I usually refrain. This is not a bad thing at all at all.

Now it's time for #3.

 

8 hours ago, F250 said:

Now it's time for #3.

 

I stopped at two. It was a large glass and I'm from the Dorothy Parker School of Consumption Etiquette.

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Bad ass song!!!



You need to find your way to the Grateful Dead thread. There are more “badass songs” and “badass shows” posted in there.
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Might as well have a drink while the world is on the brink!

2 hours ago, Hate said:

Might as well have a drink while the world is on the brink!

I hear ya! Hating on vodka and drinking rum and whiskey

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Ate at Joe Ts for lunch. But if I’m being serious…I went there for the skinny margaritas. I’ve had two at the restaurant. I’ll drink these 32oz on top of it. Follow up with some more liquor. And I’m on my way to right fukd. Let’s get it boys!!!!

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Well, the world may end tomorrow or the next day or even the day after that.  I may as well get drunk.

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