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I’m still here. I’m eating for some friends that were at the game tonight. We are playing golf in the morning and then going to the game tomorrow night. I’m likely to be drunk until Monday morning.

Had wine with dinner. Spouse has offered to make martinis. What say you? Shall I go for it? I think I shall.

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I've been out of town for the last few weekends so I haven't been posting in this thread, but rest assured I was getting drunk.  I figured I would get the weekend off to a good stat by getting a little drunk tonight.

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It's Friday night! Where are all the drunks?

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There is never a wrong time to day "FUCK OU"...so I salute you!

I was wondering what had happened to this thread. Glad to see it bumped. Got my beer delivery in today. Just cracked the first one. Several more to follow. Probably topped off with some bourbon and a gummy.
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15 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

Psssh. Guinness????
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Shit G that's a liqueur. Anything past 9 or 10 gets a little boozy for me. 

Shit G that's a liqueur. Anything past 9 or 10 gets a little boozy for me. 

It didn’t even foam up like a beer. It reminds me of a port. Pretty tasty.
6 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:


It didn’t even foam up like a beer. It reminds me of a port. Pretty tasty.

I mean there's like 3 glasses of red alcohol wise in that bottle. 

Drinking this ish tonight. The Marg style Truly is a nice change of pace from other seltzers - a little thicker and tangier. Gold Cliff IPA is pretty good but not great. Fan of that brewery though. 

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Never had a mint julep before. Figured I’d give it a try. Made my own sizzurp and it turned out pretty decent. I’m on my third one.

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I’m up and getting drunk. I’m just drinking the regular Woodford though.

Fourth and final julep. Trying a higher proof on this last one tho. Julep is gonna be a great summer drink for me this year. But after this one it’s on to something else.
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Who is up getting the weekend started off right??

Got off work early today. Fuk it. Ima bout to get obliviated!!! (And I know obliviated isn’t a word. It’s how this guy I used to work with thought obliterated was said. It’s stuck with me.)

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I'm drunk enough that I wouldn't have noticed anyway. 

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Where are the Surly drunks tonight?  I hate to drink alone, but I will if I have to.

Just now, Hate said:

Where are the Surly drunks tonight?  I hate to drink alone, but I will if I have to.

You are not drinking alone.  Cheers, brother!

15 minutes ago, Hate said:

Where are the Surly drunks tonight?  I hate to drink alone, but I will if I have to.

Here and present.

I just want to drink some wine and watch TV but I am getting hammered with text messages from chicks that need confirmation from me.

 

Drunk F250

 

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That’s quite the dilemma. Stay here and get drunk with Surly or call a young hot slut over to the house to fuck. I wouldn’t want to be you right now.

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Hell Yes!

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Did everyone pass out?

 

Happy to be thru my gastro issues and back on the drunk train. Hit two north Georgia breweries today.

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Hell Yes!!  Welcome back to get drunk!

21 hours ago, Hate said:

Did everyone pass out?

 

Yes.

Checking in with a midweek appearance.

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Checking in as well! Cheers!

 

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We can't be the only ones getting drunk on a Wednesday night?

Started at about 3:30 today. Rough week, had to attend the funeral of a friend. Feeling loose now.

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Damn, that sucks Buzz....let's all have a drink to your friend!

Been slamming OHB Freaky Deaky beers on the front porch. Originally intended on having some beers then was going to grill a steak but I think I am just going to sit here and keep drinking and maybe have some venison jerky.

 

 

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I’m at the John Mayer concert in Houston because me wife is a fan. I’ll be getting drunk when I get home.

Pretty sure that's a beheaded Saracen
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It’s such a perfect evening here in SE Texas that I had to have happy hour outside. A little bourbon, a little weed, and a little Grateful Dead on the porch is a pretty damn good evening.

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Where are all the drunks tonight?  I had to shuttle my son around for a while this evening, but it's on now!

37 minutes ago, Hate said:

Where are all the drunks tonight?  I had to shuttle my son around for a while this evening, but it's on now!

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