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Goddamn...114 proof??  I thought it was bad that I drink 90 proof and smoke copious amounts of kind bud. 

That’s been about the average of what I’ve been drinking all night.
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You probably can't taste anymore, but how is that Old Granddad?

You probably can't taste anymore, but how is that Old Granddad?

It’s fine. For $24 it’s not a bad one to have in the rotation. That Rare Breed tho is a damn good pour IMO.
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I wouldn't bet against me starting the weekend off with a good drunk!

49 minutes ago, Hate said:

I wouldn't bet against me starting the weekend off with a good drunk!

Not drunk here, but having a couple of fingers of bourbon neat to get the holiday started.  Cheers!

Had to take it easy last night. Early baseball. Tomorrow’s first game is at noon. Not taking it easy. 

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I've got an 11:37 tee time tomorrow so I making sure I hydrate properly with bourbon and water. 

1 minute ago, Hate said:

I've got an 11:37 tee time tomorrow so I making sure I hydrate properly with bourbon and water. 

My best golf is when I'm hungover. 

2 hours ago, Hate said:

I've got an 11:37 tee time tomorrow so I making sure I hydrate properly with bourbon and water. 

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Played ok.  Shot a 91 that should have been mid 80's...I had three triple bogeys.  I made really stupid decisions with clubs a couple of times on those triples.  Oh well.  Still played gold and I'm getting drunk now. 

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Who else is getting the weekend started off with a proper drunk??

How do we measure proper here?  Pre Shaggy, I could drink and mix whatever the fuck I damn well pleased and be good to go.  In Shaggy days, I could drink all night with few I'll effects. Getting old sucks so it a couple of glasses of decent bourbon is good enough, especially since I don't want to ruin the rest of the weekend with recovery.

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If you drink enough regularly you no longer have hangovers, thus you can drink and smoke however much you want.

  • 3 weeks later...

Day drinking in the summer is titties. Out here with my boy and my dog cranking tunes with nothing to do. Might drop in on the High thread later.

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Headed to Austin for a three day business conference. Please send thoughts and prayers for my liver.

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Drinking and smoking to kick off the weekend! Cheers!

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Replace that beer with bourbon and the cigar with a one hitter and you get the idea.  I'm also listening to the greatest goddamn band there ever was...the Grateful Dead.

Man I overdid it Friday night with the neighborhood fellas. Big time.

I’m sure I’ll be back in the saddle by mid-week.

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Might as well continue my streak.  My first calls aren't until 9 tomorrow morning.

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I’m about to get started. Cheers!

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Time to finish off the buzz I got on the golf course earlier.  We ended up needing to stop after 14 holes at the Golf Club of Houston because a little rain shower popped up and drenched us,  Oh well, time to finish off the night with some bourbon, weed, and Grateful Dead!

We got let into the cool speak easy with a floppy disk sign. That was fun. Their drinks were delicious and potent. I have to take my girl to the groomer, or I'd still be sleeping it off.

Let’s hear it for random Fridays off!

And I have a “boozy lunch” scheduled for tomorrow.

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I usually only work half days on Friday anyway so why the hell not get a little drunk.  I've also got a tee time tomorrow afternoon if it doesn't get rained out. 

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Oh hell yes!!! I'm in for a good drunk tonight!

  • 2 weeks later...
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Where is everyone?  I'm kicking off a 3 day weekend with a nice solid drunk.  I've just started drinking as I had to pick up my son from a high school football game.  Cheers!

Well here we go. It’s Saturday. Longhorn football tonight. Gonna start priming up now. Beer, bourbon, and vodka will be flowing like milk and honey.

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What's up bitches!!

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Where is everyone?  It's Friday.  Let's get drunk!

 

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Kind of looks like your avatar.

1 minute ago, Hate said:

Kind of looks like your avatar.

Yep, that’s me.  Cheers 🍻 

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Let's get the weekend started off right!

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