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She seems happy. Beat cancer. Good at her job. I'd eat that.
 
I'm proud of her.
 

 
 

4 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said:


She seems happy. Beat cancer. Good at her job. I'd eat that.
 
I'm proud of her.
 

 
 
 

It. Has. Returned. 

You should probably keep the safety glasses on.


She seems happy. Beat cancer. Good at her job. I'd eat that.
 
I'm proud of her.

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1 hour ago, slorch said:

 

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How many people have posted the Eastwood gif?  Bc that’s exactly why I’m here.  

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9 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:


She seems happy. Beat cancer. Good at her job. I'd eat that.
 
I'm proud of her.
 

 
 
 

I would eat one of my eyeballs first.

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I had to double check that this wasn't a thread of mine....

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I had to double check that this wasn't a thread of mine....

There's plenty there for sharing

6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I had to double check that this wasn't a thread of mine....

I did a double take when I realized it wasn't one of yours.

UNCLE BOOBS! WHERR YA BEEN MAN? IT TOOK HOLLY ROWE TO GET YOU OUT FROM UNDER YOUR ROCK?!

IM PROUD OF YOU TOO, MAN. SO PROUD

Not exactly a thought that I wanted to start my year with.  Ooof.

Smells like fish, pero taste like chicken

41 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

OP username doesn't check out with thread title.

He’s famous notorious for his “work” elsewhere on this site. It’s “on brand.”

To be fair, Uncle Boobs saying he’d go down on someone is about as stringent of a standard as Fat Ketch saying he’d eat something. 

Speaking of going down im About to snack on some fish taco myself. She’s no holly rower or anything though. I’ve been drinking a lot today so I’m not even sure who she is. 

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aww fuck it, i'm in

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28 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

aww fuck it, i'm in

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She’s definitely wearing a body spanx under that dress.

14 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Didn't someone around here already do that, allegedly?

I fucked Linda Cohn, is that what you're thinking about?

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I fucked Linda Cohn, 

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9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I fucked Linda Cohn, is that what you're thinking about?

Maybe so.

Did you send her a Christmas card this year?

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