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She seems happy. Beat cancer. Good at her job. I'd eat that.
 
I'm proud of her.
 

 
 

#2
4 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said:


She seems happy. Beat cancer. Good at her job. I'd eat that.
 
I'm proud of her.
 

 
 
 

It. Has. Returned. 

#7

You should probably keep the safety glasses on.

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1 hour ago, slorch said:

 

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#26
9 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:


She seems happy. Beat cancer. Good at her job. I'd eat that.
 
I'm proud of her.
 

 
 
 

I would eat one of my eyeballs first.

#29
6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I had to double check that this wasn't a thread of mine....

I did a double take when I realized it wasn't one of yours.

#35
41 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

OP username doesn't check out with thread title.

He’s famous notorious for his “work” elsewhere on this site. It’s “on brand.”

#38

To be fair, Uncle Boobs saying he’d go down on someone is about as stringent of a standard as Fat Ketch saying he’d eat something. 

#39

Speaking of going down im About to snack on some fish taco myself. She’s no holly rower or anything though. I’ve been drinking a lot today so I’m not even sure who she is. 

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#41

aww fuck it, i'm in

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would

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#46
14 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Didn't someone around here already do that, allegedly?

I fucked Linda Cohn, is that what you're thinking about?

#49
9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I fucked Linda Cohn, is that what you're thinking about?

Maybe so.

Did you send her a Christmas card this year?

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