Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

#101
22 hours ago, DeadArmadillo said:

We all would. Some might not admit to it, but we all would if single and even a little bit horny.

Fuck you, no fucking way I would. 

OK, maybe if she got me tickets to the game she was covering. 

AND if it was a really good matchup. 

But otherwise, NO FUCKING WAY.

#105
On 1/1/2022 at 9:49 PM, Porterhouse said:

I got 2 pieces of news for you. One, no, most here would not touch Holly Rowe if we had AIDS and her fat ass was sitting on the cure. Two, 150 ain’t skinny unless you’re a wide receiver in high school. 

lol at Rex Kramer/Dr.Beeper/Porterhouse here talking smack about his superior standards for the women he (allegedly) is bagging. 

giphy.gif?cid=5e214886vp8fthhldx0ntuw8la

#107
19 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

The question isn't whether not you would smash Holly Rowe, it's how many hotel bar gin and tonics before your eating dinner on a scratchy hotel towel.

  Thread jack time. I was at the Marriott in downtown SA last week for a vball tourney. I was using a towel and wondered when exactly did decent hotels start using the scratchy towel? The Marriott isn't some gemstone, this much I know, but I remember they used to have decent towels. I can't remember when that all changed.

#109

I think some divers went down on Queen Elizabeth in Hong Kong harbor. 

ETA: Point being, I think you could take Holly a few miles offshore and sink her as a reef and charge money. 

Edited by El Diablo
clarity

#114
11 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

lol at Rex Kramer/Dr.Beeper/Porterhouse here talking smack about his superior standards for the women he (allegedly) is bagging. 

giphy.gif?cid=5e214886vp8fthhldx0ntuw8la

Go to NSAA and look at pics from Dr. Beeper in the getting laid thread. You’ll thank me. 

#116
36 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Doris Burke >>> Holly Rowe

No love for Beth Mowins?

#123
44 minutes ago, Capt. Squints said:

A deceased Betty White >>> Holly Rowe

If you like jerky more than an entire package of raw bacon.

#126
41 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I bet Holly's a grunter.

When she's hitting the buffet?

#127
37 minutes ago, Deej said:

When she's hitting the buffet?

Nope.  The grunting she makes when her buffet is getting munched on.  Nothing wrong with TOFTT.

 

#133
On 1/2/2022 at 12:54 AM, ajax said:

She looks like Lena Dunham shoved inside a Katie Couric skinsuit.

So a RoDunRic.

 

 

 

8B53471C-2133-4700-B573-3B5A09421530.jpeg.c8095d3f40f7890ceafe795169723738.jpeg

#134
I'll take Mina Kimes and Maria Taylor. Y'all can keep the rest.
 
Mina looks like she practices hirsute. If that's your thing.

Get in line for Maria, bub.
#137
On 1/2/2022 at 5:55 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

Yeah that's what I'd beat her with too

I’m still LMAO at this.

#138

For some reason, I’m reminded of the “Pam Ward is Ray Finkle” sign I made for Gameday against Tech in 2005. Cleve Bryant took it away before we could get near the set. 

#139
1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

For some reason, I’m reminded of the “Pam Ward is Ray Finkle” sign I made for Gameday against Tech in 2005. Cleve Bryant took it away before we could get near the set. 

Ol Freak Nasty fucking with your game like that? You know he was trying to get into Pam Ward's panties then 

Edited by Spider2YBanana

#141
10 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Holly looks like she tastes like a jelly donut tonight. That said, give me McGrath. 

 

#144
On 1/2/2022 at 3:53 AM, Thatguy said:

  We already had you penciled in as a hard yes Vic.

Penciled?  More like tattooed.

 

On 1/3/2022 at 12:29 PM, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'll take Mina Kimes and Maria Taylor. Y'all can keep the rest.

 

Dibs on Kathryn Tappen. 

#145
On 1/10/2022 at 7:17 PM, Gucci_Suit said:

Holly looks like she tastes like a jelly donut tonight. That said, give me McGrath. 

Molly-McGrath.png

#146
How many layers of Spanx is that pic hiding?

It’s one but it’s a a special industrial version available only to the elites.
#147
On 1/5/2022 at 2:57 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

Ol Freak Nasty fucking with your game like that? You know he was trying to get into Pam Ward's panties then 

He was probably wearing them…

#148

I don't know boys.  In this one, she looks a little like adult entertainer actress Ryan Keely.

image.thumb.png.38ae7889d311a4b8b19df2be216b5106.png

#149
51 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

I don't know boys.  In this one, she looks a little like adult entertainer actress Ryan Keely.

image.thumb.png.38ae7889d311a4b8b19df2be216b5106.png

a8d15cb66333ebada128ce1b2ca6c1b2.jpg

  • 3 weeks later...

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.