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Speaking of going down im About to snack on some fish taco myself. She’s no holly rower or anything though. I’ve been drinking a lot today so I’m not even sure who she is. 

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We all would. Some might not admit to it, but we all would if single and even a little bit horny. Hell, in about 2012, I was doing a much, much skinnier 150 pound Iowa corn fed girl that was a dead ringer for a young, skinny Holly Rowe. And everyone of my good friends that saw me with her gave me a heart felt pat on the back for hammering it

Me too. She isn’t hot, but I’ve wanted to jump her bones for years.

How many layers of Spanx is that pic hiding?

12 hours ago, slorch said:

 

 

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2, 1, 3, 4

And "yes" to all

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I fucked Linda Cohn, is that what you're thinking about?

Spit my drink on my phone you bastard.  

1 hour ago, DeadArmadillo said:


We all would. Some might not admit to it, but we all would if single and even a little bit horny. Hell, in about 2012, I was doing a much, much skinnier 150 pound Iowa corn fed girl that was a dead ringer for a young, skinny Holly Rowe. And everyone of my good friends that saw me with her gave me a heart felt pat on the back for hammering it

I got 2 pieces of news for you. One, no, most here would not touch Holly Rowe if we had AIDS and her fat ass was sitting on the cure. Two, 150 ain’t skinny unless you’re a wide receiver in high school. 

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I got 2 pieces of news for you. One, no, most here would not touch Holly Rowe if we had AIDS and her fat ass was sitting on the cure. Two, 150 ain’t skinny unless you’re a wide receiver in high school. 

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1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

You know Holly throws it.

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When she does there are aftershocks felt in Iowa. 

1 hour ago, DeadArmadillo said:


We all would. Some might not admit to it, but we all would if single and even a little bit horny. Hell, in about 2012, I was doing a much, much skinnier 150 pound Iowa corn fed girl that was a dead ringer for a young, skinny Holly Rowe. And everyone of my good friends that saw me with her gave me a heart felt pat on the back for hammering it

Holly hasn’t seen 150 in about 15 years. She’s easily 100+ over that. She’s a hefty gal.

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Holly hasn’t seen 150 in about 15 years. She’s easily 100+ over that. She’s a hefty gal.

She's 5'5" maybe 5'6" she's a big gal but come the fuck on she ain't no 250+ pounds.

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

She's 5'5" maybe 5'6" she's a big gal but come the fuck on she ain't no 250+ pounds.

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3 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

@Uncle Boobs = Ron Franklin?!

I seriously doubt Ron Franklin would have touched her, even though she weighed about 300 lbs less back then. He just called her “Sweet Tits,” or something like that. 

21 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

She's 5'5" maybe 5'6" she's a big gal but come the fuck on she ain't no 250+ pounds.

No way. Maybe 180-200 on that frame. That’s why I lol at the “much skinnier” 150 version of her. Must have been a real looker. 

1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Me too. She isn’t hot, but I’ve wanted to jump her bones for years.

Yeah, but you work with livestock every day. 

agree.  after she did a little face-sitting, i'd buffet on her vaginal menu.

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1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

Yeah, but you work with livestock every day. 

For God’s sake, give the man a shred of respect.    He’s not a fucking aggy 

She looks like Lena Dunham shoved inside a Katie Couric skinsuit.

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i was at a UT hoops game a few years ago with a friend of mine when we saw Holly across the way, walking down the opposite sideline. i looked at my buddy and said, "would you smash?" he thought about for a second and said, "yup." i said, "me too." 

that's all i have to contribute to this thread. #TeamHolly #fuckcancer 

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Fuck yeah. I'd let her sit on my face

  We already had you penciled in as a hard yes Vic.

7 hours ago, DeadArmadillo said:


We all would. Some might not admit to it, but we all would if single and even a little bit horny. Hell, in about 2012, I was doing a much, much skinnier 150 pound Iowa corn fed girl that was a dead ringer for a young, skinny Holly Rowe. And everyone of my good friends that saw me with her gave me a heart felt pat on the back for hammering it

     Black guy here. Back in my single days I would be sitting at the bar and I would accidentally make eye contact with a heftier woman sitting across the bar, and quickly look away. When I glanced back at the person the seat would be empty, and then she would be standing right next to me with a big smile on her face, just knowing a brother wanted her. This woman reminds me of that woman. I passed on that opportunity every single time. In fact, one time in the early days of online dating I threw a woman out who showed up 40lbs bigger than her photos. Now I am not the man I once was, but I have a "would rather jerk off" limit, and Holly is it. However, I would put in a disclaimer that if I knew for sure she could really suck cock, I mean was like Sarah Vandella good at it, I would surely let her do that.

20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I had to double check that this wasn't a thread of mine....

I swear on baby Jesus I was gonna make a Vic joke then took the time to look at her pics - ‘she’s not big enough’

10 hours ago, ajax said:

How many layers of Spanx is that pic hiding?

They spank theirs their way, I spank mine my way.

There's no judgment here...

 

The ironic thing is Ms. Rowe wouldn't give you fucking losers the time of day.

And for the record, hell yeah I'd lick on that.

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In a few more years she will have more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

2, 1, 3, 4

And "yes" to all

2 & 1 look like they may have a surprise package in store for you.

NTTAWWT

Maybe if she brought Erin Andrews along for a manage ‘o three.

That thread where Surly became self-aware.

The question isn't whether not you would smash Holly Rowe, it's how many hotel bar gin and tonics before your eating dinner on a scratchy hotel towel.

8 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

The ironic thing is Ms. Rowe wouldn't give you fucking losers the time of day.

And for the record, hell yeah I'd lick on that.

 

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