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12 hours ago, maninblack said:

Go ask a nerd. 

As a DFIR nerd I have to say that didn't happen.

 

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On 7/27/2022 at 10:48 AM, Incredulity said:

it was supposed to be light hearted, based on the "end the pandemic" joke.  Please delete.

Pony up a bit of cash each month and you could delete it yourself. IOW, take some responsibility.

Remember when @Incredulityclaimed to pull out of the market, and attempt to time a better entry, then missed the best performing month of 2022?

I do.

13 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Remember when @Incredulityclaimed to pull out of the market, and attempt to time a better entry, then missed the best performing month of 2022?

I do.

Go read it again.  slow on the uptake.

3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Oh hell yes:

 

Gotta get this passed now to stick it to the fuckin Brits.

He probably voted on the Indian Reorganization Act, but I don't think he was president yet. Maybe Army Brat can confirm, I think he was there too.

11 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Go read it again.  slow on the uptake.

I don’t need to read your post again. The board clearly understood you.

15 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I don’t need to read your post again. The board clearly understood you.

sure.

How was the sack lunch today?  

16 hours ago, maninblack said:

The Biden family has been grifting the American taxpayers for decades. Fuck off with that nonsense.

Prove it.

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

yet, none of this^ is trolling.

lol.

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4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

seems wasteful.  Hope you didn't drive an ICE car there.

It’s NYC so I’m sure nobody cares

4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

It’s NYC so I’m sure nobody cares

ICE = Internal Combustion Engine.

oh that’s a normal, widely used acronym for a car description. 

Edited by StassneyHorn

Joey has stared down runaway inflation by causing the least hurtful “recession” (if we can even call it that) in American history by not blinking, survived a last ditch assassination attempt from COVID after previously ridding the US workforce of this beast,  is still giving out hundreds of thousands of jobs, got Manchin to come to the table on climate, and has given 45 days in a row of falling gas prices. The lowest average price belonging to the wonderful, beautiful Tejanos of south Texas

LETS GO TWO SCOOPS!!!!

 

 

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1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

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He's right, StassneyHorn. I've seen ICE being used for several years now.

On 7/21/2022 at 10:00 AM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Copped that Covid. Get well soon!

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The Biden administration has reunited 400 children with their parents after they were separated as migrants crossing the southern border under the Trump administration, said Michelle Brané, the executive director of the Family Reunification Task Force. 

More than 5,000 families were separated under Trump’s 2018 “zero tolerance” policy and a 2017 pilot program and advocates estimate over 1,000 remain separated. Because the Trump administration did not keep records of which children were separated and where they were sent, the task force and lawyers working on behalf of separated families have had a difficult time identifying families to offer them the chance of reunification. 

In the majority of recently reunited cases, Brané said, the parents were deported while the children remained in the U.S. Now, parents are given the opportunity to come to the U.S. on paid travel, bring other members of their family who are dependent on them, and live and work in the U.S. legally for three years. 

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/biden-administration-task-force-reunites-400-migrant-families-separate-rcna41013

 

They get credit for doing something, imo.  The separation of 'more than 5,000' is damn awful.

 

Well here we find ourselves again on the eve of our monthly Jobsgiving. Joey Paychex has had quite the month. Between surviving the COVID assassination attempt, getting Americans to the lowest uninsured rate ever in our country, educating people on what a recession truly is and not some archaic definition written by nerds, getting his bro Manchin on board with a climate, health, and tax bill, you could call it a success.  And then you see he took out the #1 guy in Al Qaeda and the son and son in law of Taliban’s #2 guy. Some would way say that’s a good thing and has ascended to the top spot in terrorists killing power rankings.
 

The Fed would love to see Joe $ come in around 250k jobs gained to see if the ratehikers can catch up. They got their hands on their knees right now desperately calling out “Slow down jefe, we can’t keep up.” And Two Scoops letting out a chuckle, scanning the room before taking of his aviators and says “Andale amigo.” Points to the gas signs in South Texas with the lowest average prices in the country and takes another step forward.

*Fade to black*

7 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Well here we find ourselves again on the eve of our monthly Jobsgiving. Joey Paychex has had quite the month. Between surviving the COVID assassination attempt, getting Americans to the lowest uninsured rate ever in our country, educating people on what a recession truly is and not some archaic definition written by nerds, getting his bro Manchin on board with a climate, health, and tax bill, you could call it a success.  And then you see he took out the #1 guy in Al Qaeda and the son and son in law of Taliban’s #2 guy. Some would way say that’s a good thing and has ascended to the top spot in terrorists killing power rankings.
 

The Fed would love to see Joe $ come in around 250k jobs gained to see if the ratehikers can catch up. They got their hands on their knees right now desperately calling out “Slow down jefe, we can’t keep up.” And Two Scoops letting out a chuckle, scanning the room before taking of his aviators and says “Andale amigo.” Points to the gas signs in South Texas with the lowest average prices in the country and takes another step forward.

*Fade to black*

I don't always agree with your posts, but I fucking love the ones like this. 

On 8/2/2022 at 3:57 PM, StassneyHorn said:

Ol AARP havin’ ass

 

What did the Biden Administration do to bring this about?  Serious question.

Highest enrollment in ACA to date plus gains from states expanding Medicaid since he took over. Official press release from the milestone has the mention below. I would think it’s largely more subsidies to cover more plans. Saw avg savings is $67 more per month or $800 a year from the open enrollment period.

And, since the beginning of my Administration, 5 million more people have gained health insurance coverage – in significant part because of the improvements to the ACA in the American Rescue Plan.

 

 

Aight now just cancel 10k of my student loans and we golden, Joe. 

 

With nothing that she has numerous private equity donors and nixed the $14 billion tax provision that would have impacted them.

Private equity is poison and I hate that concession. But it’s worth it to get the package through.
1 hour ago, thepop said:

Aight now just cancel 10k of my student loans and we golden, Joe. 

We, the people on the inside, clearly ME, are spreading this out, to bring his  whatever likeability thingy bullshit up.

Joe Biden has torn the shirt off of Lisa Ann with his teeth, and half of ya are askin if her name is really Lisa

I usually leave you guys at the strip club and tell the bachelor I haven’t seen you in a few hours

I’ll live-stream it and cry in the desert y’all 

 

EDIT:Fuck I’m tired. Don’t kick me

Edited by StassneyHorn

2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

If Joey B hits 300k+, I’ll go to Vegas and put 500 on red for @Incredulitybroke ass

Obsession noted.

Am I going to find a rabbit boiling on the stovetop?

Edited by Incredulity

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Obsession noted.

Am I going to find a rabbit boiling on the stovetop?

Have you walked through produce this morning muttering about the price of Honeycrisp apples being 1.69/lb when you clearly remember they were 1.29/lb two years ago?

Or did you spend this morning praying for layoffs?

Or are you reassuring yourself you didn’t attempt to time the market, sold to cash at the end of bear market,the and miss the best month for the market in a year? Muppet

Well here we find ourselves again on the eve of our monthly Jobsgiving. Joey Paychex has had quite the month. Between surviving the COVID assassination attempt, getting Americans to the lowest uninsured rate ever in our country, educating people on what a recession truly is and not some archaic definition written by nerds, getting his bro Manchin on board with a climate, health, and tax bill, you could call it a success.  And then you see he took out the #1 guy in Al Qaeda and the son and son in law of Taliban’s #2 guy. Some would way say that’s a good thing and has ascended to the top spot in terrorists killing power rankings.
 
The Fed would love to see Joe $ come in around 250k jobs gained to see if the ratehikers can catch up. They got their hands on their knees right now desperately calling out “Slow down jefe, we can’t keep up.” And Two Scoops letting out a chuckle, scanning the room before taking of his aviators and says “Andale amigo.” Points to the gas signs in South Texas with the lowest average prices in the country and takes another step forward.
*Fade to black*

So, who had this pegged as satire for… Wildly underestimating the jobs number?
40 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Have you walked through produce this morning muttering about the price of Honeycrisp apples being 1.69/lb when you clearly remember they were 1.29/lb two years ago?

Or did you spend this morning praying for layoffs?

Or are you reassuring yourself you didn’t attempt to time the market, sold to cash at the end of bear market,the and miss the best month for the market in a year? Muppet

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and a liar.  Stop lying.

Anything beats trickle down….. because regular people never get the trickle. The trickle is sent to banks in the Cayman Islands while the fat rich people laugh about how they got another one over on us.

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