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Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Guess which round kills more people in murders every year?

what percentage are .223 versus 9mm versus .38?

Hey Sack we are missing your enlightenment over in the Trump thread. I’m sure you have some great takes on all the classified docs found in his possession.

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3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Guess which round kills more people in murders every year?

what percentage are .223 versus 9mm versus .38?

Ok ban them all 

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Ok ban them all 

Go for it.  

3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Hey Sack we are missing your enlightenment over in the Trump thread. I’m sure you have some great takes on all the classified docs found in his possession.

Guess he should have wiped them.  Like with a cloth.  

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Damn, Sack got me. I spend my weekend at the abortion ranges and I spend a lot of my disposable income on buying high tech, expensive surgical equipment in case a fetus breaks into my home. 

37 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Your guy supports murdering babies.  I’ll take mine.  

Well, that's just a straight-up lie.  You comfortable basing your arguments on lies, Johnny?

30 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Guess he should have wiped them.  Like with a cloth.  

You mean the plastic covers he took them out of? 

Boy howdy that's brilliant

3 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

AR 15 = SEC Speed.

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You are losing the senate and house. Go crawl back into your hole.

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, that's just a straight-up lie.  You comfortable basing your arguments on lies, Johnny?

That's the ONLY fucking thing he does. 

49 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Your guy supports murdering babies.  I’ll take mine.  

You’re a moron. Truly. If you hadn’t been born rich you would be washing cars

43 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Guess which round kills more people in murders every year?

what percentage are .223 versus 9mm versus .38?

Now do mass shootings and % of shootings that are fatal

55 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Guess which round kills more people in murders every year?

what percentage are .223 versus 9mm versus .38?

We both know the answer here, but this ain’t it, Johnny. Nobody is out shooting up schools with a Mini-14 or a Tavor.

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1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

Your guy supports murdering babies.  I’ll take mine.  

This childlike lashing out is so fucking satisfying. Johnny and Co. have been jerking off to the inevitable red wave for how long now? A full year? Pretty much had that shit in the bag. All they had to do was sit back and not be misogynist, cruelty-loving ghouls or commit obvious, treason-adjacent crimes for a few more months. But, of course, that's too much to ask. Being lying sacks of shit is like breathing to them.

So good. Keep them coming.

12 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

We both know the answer here, but this ain’t it, Johnny. Nobody is out shooting up schools with a Mini-14 or a Tavor.

Yet, still the same chambering, and don’t have the stigma. Weird. 

4 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Yet, still the same chambering, and don’t have the stigma. Weird. 

So you are saying the AR-15 is, uniquely,  a problem product that we should do something about? Unexpected, but welcome support.

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59 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Damn, Sack got me. I spend my weekend at the abortion ranges and I spend a lot of my disposable income on buying high tech, expensive surgical equipment in case a fetus breaks into my home. 

This should be the only way y’all respond to the Drive By Johnnys of CR.  The rest of y’all are wasting your time and energy.  

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

We should definitely trust folks who can't get the absolute simplest things correct to make decisions on said issues.

So vote for people who will help them with the language and find common ground rather than be obstructionist assholes who are never going to budge a fucking inch, no matter how many kids get shot by 18 year olds with ARs.

For the millionth fucking time. You won't though. You'll just keep passing the buck like you've been trained.

 

On 8/30/2022 at 9:50 AM, Js1 said:

Dark Joe Brandon is today at 42.4/53.4 approval (-10).

Gallup has Biden at 44%. Trump was around 40% at this time. Obama was about 45%. 

Kicking so much ass.  This is so fucking awesome after the previous reign of stupidity.

6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

So you are saying the AR-15 is, uniquely,  a problem product that we should do something about? Unexpected, but welcome support.

No. I’m saying it’s a boogeyman. But you knew that.  

1 minute ago, fattyflattie said:

No. I’m saying it’s a boogeyman. But you knew that.  

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14 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

No. I’m saying it’s a boogeyman. But you knew that.  

That’s weird a boogeyman has never killed anyone in real life. 

23 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

No. I’m saying it’s a boogeyman. But you knew that.  

But that’s the thing- as you know I own and like guns. I own two different 5.56s, including an AR-15. It’s not the best gun for anything other than fantasy play and accessories, and it’s the weapon of choice for disordered mass shooters. Only rarely is any other 5.56/.223 platform used.  
 

People keep doing stupid shit in Dodge Chargers , and you’re over here pointing at the Chrysler 300 to prove that Dodge Chargers are fine.

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I don’t think they like the 300 drivers either

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Dems flip Alaska. Joe’s best August just ended on a high note 

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So Dems apparently represented only 16% land area of the US and this makes it 32% now.

Inflation like you read about.

 

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It's wild how fatty's only political goal is guns.  I know there are a ton out there like him, but it's just crazy to see someone driven by such a simple obsession.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It's wild how fatty's only political goal is guns.  I know there are a ton out there like him, but it's just crazy to see someone driven by such a simple obsession.

The single issue voters were always whatever the flavor of the week was. Abortion, guns or taxes 

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It's wild how fatty's only political goal is guns.  I know there are a ton out there like him, but it's just crazy to see someone driven by such a simple obsession.

Like abortion?  Or the economy?  Or taxes?  Or voting rights?  Or equality?  Or legalization?  Or criminal reform?   It's almost as if different people care about different things.  Crazy, I know.  Just crazy. 

guns.  the economy.  equality.

one of these things, oh fuck it.  just go ahead and list "democracy" while you're at it.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

It's wild how fatty's only political goal is guns.  I know there are a ton out there like him, but it's just crazy to see someone driven by such a simple obsession.

The single issue voters were always whatever the flavor of the week was. Abortion, guns or taxes 

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13 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Like abortion?  Or the economy?  Or taxes?  Or voting rights?  Or equality?  Or legalization?  Or criminal reform?   It's almost as if different people care about different things.  Crazy, I know.  Just crazy. 

Yeah for psychos it’s guns

I hope Brandon doesn’t get tired of winning 

Imagine trying to convince yourself that you're not a piece of shit when single issue anti gun legislation voters and single issue equality seekers are same same to you.

 

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2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Imagine trying to convince yourself that you're not a piece of shit when single issue anti gun legislation voters and single issue equality seekers are same same to you.

 

Lulz

8 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Imagine trying to convince yourself that you're not a piece of shit when single issue anti gun legislation voters and single issue equality seekers are same same to you.

 

He’s made it clear he hates poor people even more than the anti gun people.

Yeah, fatty is a multiple-single-issue voter:  he's in favor of unfettered ownership of any weapon, he hates poor people, and he wants to foist the cost of as many social benefits as he can secure for himself on everyone else.  What a guy.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, fatty is a multiple-single-issue voter:  he's in favor of unfettered ownership of any weapon, he hates poor people, and he wants to foist the cost of as many social benefits as he can secure for himself on everyone else.  What a guy.

AKA - fuck y'all I got mine. Classic conservative dogma

4 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

What’s that saying, traitorous piece of shit birds flock together? 

He's saying he knows Trump has had more than a few abortions but he doesn't care.  He's all Jihad GOP.

 I think Johnny and Fatty should take their Biden AR15 gaffe corrections to Uvalde where they'll appreciate those kinds of facts.  Goddam disgusting morons in this place.

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6 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

If he legalizes weed, can we call him Dank Brandon?

Let’s Grow Brandon

29 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

 I think Johnny and Fatty should take their Biden AR15 gaffe corrections to Uvalde where they'll appreciate those kinds of facts.

Personally, I'm just glad he's moved on from his racial "gaffes" and into senile bullshit.  

10 internet points to anyone who can decipher what stats he was trying to recite (if correct and not more bullshit).  It doesn't really matter, stupid people will eat it up as evidenced hundreds of times here.  

37 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, fatty is a multiple-single-issue voter:  he's in favor of unfettered ownership of any weapon, he hates poor people, and he wants to foist the cost of as many social benefits as he can secure for himself on everyone else.

You have any receipts for any of that or nah?  I've got 8700 posts. Shouldn't be too hard to find. 

Just now, fattyflattie said:

You have any receipts for any of that or nah?  I've got 8700 posts. Shouldn't be too hard to find. 

Most of those 8700 should suffice.  I don't need to review, and you know I don't.

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Most of those 8700 should suffice.  I don't need to review, and you know I don't.

I don't gaf if you misquote my positions.  The 15 or so people here who's opinions I value got it straight, so I can sleep easy. 

3 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I don't gaf if you misquote my positions.  The 15 or so people here who's opinions I value got it straight, so I can sleep easy. 

I wasn't quoting you.

*whose

3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

So Dems apparently represented only 16% land area of the US and this makes it 32% now.

Inflation like you read about.

 

Fun fact winning the Texas district formerly represented by will hurd and the rural New Mexico district would probably boost that % to 42

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