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On 9/5/2022 at 9:57 PM, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

This country started spiraling down the shitter when men stopped wearing hats. Acting real rude and totally removed. Acting like an imbecile!

 

On 9/5/2022 at 11:57 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

elvis and the beetles killed the hat industry 

No, I think he's trying to say that men without hats killed the hat industry.

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Just now, Bullneck said:

 

No, I think he's trying to say that men without hats killed the hat industry.

 

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

No, I think he's trying to say that men without hats killed the hat industry.

But we can now dance if we want to

Holy shit the stupid last page… I am incredulous!

6 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Ivan was hawt AF

But just look at him now. Total sellout to Big Hat

 

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1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

My position is STFU with the self righteous bullshit when you are literally financing the people spewing the shit that you’re trying to assign to anyone who doesn’t lick Joe Biden’s taint.

It’s the Democratic version of Chess. Duh.

Anyone want to guess which party employed the “lets finance the fringe candidate to take votes away from our real target and get our choosen candidate elected” first? 

1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

Anyone want to guess which party employed the “lets finance the fringe candidate to take votes away from our real target and get our choosen candidate elected” first? 

But,but,but…Republicans.

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4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

So is it OK to talk about the price of gas or nah?

Only when they’re really hurting people like earlier this summer and the dems are in charge. When they’re high and repubs are in charge, it’s because of the libs hostility to oil and gas last time they were in charge, and if we can’t blame it on that then just shut up and take it peon. 
 

the standard response of any gop voter without a brain.

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7 hours ago, Incredulity said:

But,but,but…Republicans.

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If I'm in a public place and I hear the the bass intro to the remix, my hand starts shaking and I have to gather all my willpower not to leap from my barstool and whip out the air key-tar when the beep beep BEEP BEEP drops.

 

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

2.79 at costco today 

Let’s go Brandon!

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On 9/6/2022 at 11:19 PM, fattyflattie said:

This will be news to a Biden guy, but you don’t have to deep throat your candidate.  

 

9 hours ago, Incredulity said:

The fart sniffing leftists need to understand what the people they lionize are doing.

Speak of the crotch sniffer

Interesting shift in rhetoric that the left is all just a bunch of Biden deepthroaters and fart sniffers. I've been pretty upfront about what I dislike about Biden and where I think he falls short, but I guess we can't celebrate anything?

There must be some new youtube agitator that's feeding new talking points to the useful idiots

No it’s the same old agitators feeding the morons their talking points. Remember how they used to say democrats worshipped Obama like he was the messiah? Then trump came along and a literal cult developed. 

36 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Remember how they used to say democrats worshipped Obama like he was the messiah?

Remember how democrats repeatedly likebed Barack to Jesus, literally.

https://www.politico.com/blogs/ben-smith/2008/09/cohen-jesus-was-a-community-organizer-011711

 

Rep. Steve Cohen, on the House floor, revisits a line that's been bouncing around Democratic circles for a few days in defense of Obama's community organizing

 

Donna Brazile, among others, has made the same comparison.

9 hours ago, Slacks said:

But this shit right here...  This shit right here, shaggy... This shit... It's called, "Death."

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1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Remember how democrats repeatedly likebed Barack to Jesus, literally.

https://www.politico.com/blogs/ben-smith/2008/09/cohen-jesus-was-a-community-organizer-011711

 

Rep. Steve Cohen, on the House floor, revisits a line that's been bouncing around Democratic circles for a few days in defense of Obama's community organizing

 

Donna Brazile, among others, has made the same comparison.

https://www.amazon.com/Donald-Trump-Brand-Jesus-Christ/dp/B08CDDCBXZ

 

Donald Trump Is the Brand New Jesus Christ

I'm sure Richie Goodfellow's Amazon music offering with literally ZERO reviews or comments has a similar reach and effect as Donna Brazille saying Barack is Jesus Christ on Meet the Press.

11 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I'm sure Richie Goodfellow's Amazon music offering with literally ZERO reviews or comments has a similar reach and effect as Donna Brazille saying Barack is Jesus Christ on Meet the Press.

I'm in awe that you think this is a good argument for you, given you know, all this stuff:

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. 

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These morons are really accusing others of putting a politician on a pedestal and creating false idols. After the last 6 years. Jesus Christ. No pun intended. Some broke brain motherfuckers right here.

You. Are. In. A. Cult.

Whether you like it or not.

15 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I'm sure Richie Goodfellow's Amazon music offering with literally ZERO reviews or comments has a similar reach and effect as Donna Brazille saying Barack is Jesus Christ on Meet the Press.

At the basic level, they're both 1 person's opinion. Also, her "comparison" to Jesus was literally on par with saying "Obama likes helping people, like Jesus" or "Obama is an agent of change, like Jesus." The OTHER one literally says Trump IS Jesus. There's a difference there, do you see it?

That picture makes no sense. Why would a carpenter have a shepherd hook?

for his followers, that claim to not be sheep?

4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

These morons are really accusing others of putting a politician on a pedestal and creating false idols. After the last 6 years. Jesus Christ. No pun intended. Some broke brain motherfuckers right here.

You. Are. In. A. Cult.

Whether you like it or not.

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I spent all weekend at a beach in California. Not a single Biden flag, Tshirt, or bumper sticker.

How'd the Texas beaches look this weekend? Probably no Trump stuff visible, right?

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

I spent all weekend at a beach in California. Not a single Biden flag, Tshirt, or bumper sticker.

How'd the Texas beaches look this weekend? Probably no Trump stuff visible, right?

I had a Biden-Harris yard sign.  On display for about 4 months in 2020.  Then the election ended and it's been sitting in a closet, because the President of the United States is not my personality. 

48 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

At the basic level, they're both 1 person's opinion. Also, her "comparison" to Jesus was literally on par with saying "Obama likes helping people, like Jesus" or "Obama is an agent of change, like Jesus." The OTHER one literally says Trump IS Jesus. There's a difference there, do you see it?

Obama is black, like Jesus

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

I spent all weekend at a beach in California. Not a single Biden flag, Tshirt, or bumper sticker.

How'd the Texas beaches look this weekend? Probably no Trump stuff visible, right?

Well, I know you weren't at Coronado Beach in San Diego...

15 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

Obama is black, like Jesus

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

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Opinion | What Wouldn't Jesus Do? - The New York TimesTrue Believer? Why Donald Trump Is The Choice Of The Religious Right : It's  All Politics : NPRimage.jpeg.cc7332c652be2defb2039fa78e6e421b.jpegDonald Trump and a Good Friday warning against far-right Christian  nationalism

But Cohen and Brazille said something stupid 14 years ago, lol. BOTH SIDES!!!

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

These morons are really accusing others of putting a politician on a pedestal and creating false idols. After the last 6 years. Jesus Christ. No pun intended. Some broke brain motherfuckers right here.

You. Are. In. A. Cult.

Whether you like it or not.

If we could go ahead and skip to the Kool-Aid part of this cult that would be great.  Mmmmkay?

13 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

But just look at him now. Total sellout to Big Hat

 

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sell out !!!

14 hours ago, Slacks said:

This is the CR I was used to...  Y'all almost had me...  I posted some tldr. Entered into a brief conversation...

 

But this shit right here...  This shit right here, shaggy... This shit... It's called, "Death."

I got the Kat Williams reference, my ba-rother.

On 4/14/2022 at 12:53 PM, StassneyHorn said:

6 months out seems like an aggressive timeline to shitpump monthly jobs report of 400k gains, the declining inflation numbers starting next month, and weekly reports of falling gas prices, but I’ll post every goddamn picture of Joe eating ice cream on the internet if I need to in this thread.

I’m treating myself to ice cream for doing the Lord Obama’s work here

 

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11 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Remember how democrats repeatedly likebed Barack to Jesus, literally.

https://www.politico.com/blogs/ben-smith/2008/09/cohen-jesus-was-a-community-organizer-011711

 

Rep. Steve Cohen, on the House floor, revisits a line that's been bouncing around Democratic circles for a few days in defense of Obama's community organizing

 

Donna Brazile, among others, has made the same comparison.

I know you want to be "right" and have the last and final word and all but you've posted something completely idiotic.  First of all, you included all the text -- the entire "story" in your post.  Two sentences.  That doesn't prove anything other than you have no rhetorical skills.

Second, people were bitching that Obama had no experience, other than a stint as a representative and as a community organizer.  The right seized on that and tried to make "community organizer" a bad thing.  Your link simply points out that someone else (Cohen) said that Jesus was "community organizer."

It doesn't mean we worshipped Obama, like your gold Trump people worship Trump.  

15 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I know you want to be "right" and have the last and final word and all but you've posted something completely idiotic.    

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23 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I know you want to be "right" and have the last and final word and all but you've posted something completely idiotic.  First of all, you included all the text -- the entire "story" in your post.  Two sentences.  That doesn't prove anything other than you have no rhetorical skills.

Second, people were bitching that Obama had no experience, other than a stint as a representative and as a community organizer.  The right seized on that and tried to make "community organizer" a bad thing.  Your link simply points out that someone else (Cohen) said that Jesus was "community organizer."

It doesn't mean we worshipped Obama, like your gold Trump people worship Trump.  

Tldr

9 hours ago, Js1 said:

 

Donald Trump and a Good Friday warning against far-right Christian  nationalism

A non-stop stream of insults, bravado, hate, and lies just effortlessly roll off his tongue.  A 70-something year-old grandfather who mocks the physically disabled, writes checks to porn stars, worships money, and constantly advocates for violence against brown people.  

... but then pauses for a photo shoot while sycophants jockey for position so they can all be photographed sucking up to him as though he is an example of righteousness.

The hypocrisy is just mind-blowing.  

The unwavering support by self-proclaimed evangelical Christians for such a cartoonishly immoral person who is the antithesis of everything they claim to believe -- For me, that will always be the most stunning disappointment of this era.  

We've been watching it for six or seven years now, and I still just cannot get over it.

 

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Klanakin?

 

 

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30 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

A non-stop stream of insults, bravado, hate, and lies just effortlessly roll off his tongue.  A 70-something year-old grandfather who mocks the physically disabled, writes checks to porn stars, worships money, and constantly advocates for violence against brown people.  

... but then pauses for a photo shoot while sycophants jockey for position so they can all be photographed sucking up to him as though he is an example of righteousness.

The hypocrisy is just mind-blowing.  

The unwavering support by self-proclaimed evangelical Christians for such a cartoonishly immoral person who is the antithesis of everything they claim to believe -- For me, that will always be the most stunning disappointment of this era.  

We've been watching it for six or seven years now, and I still just cannot get over it.

 

I had already ditched religion well before 2016, but this would have sealed it if necessary. What a fucking pathetic farce. I guarantee you each one of those frauds racked in seven figures in the collections plates that weekend.

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1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Tldr

8 years, doubled the stock market(2.4x for 30 companies), expanded healthcare access to all and Medicaid to the country, lots of newly minted millionaires. Can energize base at drop of hat.

hope that was short

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