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8 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

You literally ascribed sucking dick to a man as a pejorative.  

 

As i said, pathetic. That all you got?

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Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

As i said, pathetic. That all you got?

lol.

typical hypocrite leftist

Low effort trolling

Sad!  Low energy Incredulity.  Please clap. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Low effort trolling

Sad!  Low energy Incredulity.  Please clap. 

I'm honestly surprised he got the joke. Probably had his grandson explain it to him...

30 companies had 1.7% drop today and he also doesn’t know the difference in microcap and mid cap.

With this confirmation, for the first time in history, the Cabinet is majority women.

The GOP seems to be firing up the full court press. When I click on real clear politics, I’m hit with nothing but articles about crime and how much the economy sucks. Did Trump pay off Sean Trende or something?

9 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

The GOP seems to be firing up the full court press. When I click on real clear politics, I’m hit with nothing but articles about crime and how much the economy sucks. Did Trump pay off Sean Trende or something?

The crime thing is at least debatable, but the economy seems to be fucking booming.  Lowest unemployment EVAR and people are spending like drunken sailors.

15 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

The GOP seems to be firing up the full court press. When I click on real clear politics, I’m hit with nothing but articles about crime and how much the economy sucks. Did Trump pay off Sean Trende or something?

RCP is a right wing aggregation site.  Sean Trende is extremely conservative. 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The crime thing is at least debatable, but the economy seems to be fucking booming.  Lowest unemployment EVAR and people are spending like drunken sailors.

Whoa whoa whoa gas is DOUBLE (according to Facebook) except wait I was talking about diesel (which isn't double either) and and and . . .

People are stupid.  More to come at 10.

I think part of the issue is that you had TFG telling people the economy is basically the Dow Jones Index or S&P. Dropping tax rates for the rich and keeping interest rates near 0 for so long ramped up spending,  increased money printing, increased money flow, and pled us the runaway inflation we are dealing with now. So as the Feds tap the breaks on interest rates, it slows the flow of money and drives down investment, which in turn reduces stock prices. 

While employment is way up, and the workforce is in a better place overall, those living off investments, like day traders, people with pensions, retirees and trust fund kids are not doing so great. So you're going to continue to get mixed views on how "the economy" is doing based on what hurts/helps those individuals the most. 

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The Mexican government has agreed to provide roughly $1.5 billion toward a host of new construction projects along the U.S.-Mexico border to strengthen the U.S.’s ability to screen and process migrants,

Former President Donald Trump campaigned on the promise of building a new border wall that he would get Mexico to pay for. While the Trump administration did build hundreds of miles of new and renovated border wall, the Mexican government did not pay for it. 

Now, Mexico has agreed to pay for a number of projects through a joint multiyear effort along the countries’ borders, including “modernizing” ports of entry and enhancing screening processes of immigrants trying to cross from Mexico to the U.S. 

The goal of the new projects will be to improve the speed and security of border screening,

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/mexico-agrees-provide-15-billion-help-us-manage-migrants-southern-bord-rcna37889

 

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Thats a great graphic but it won’t move votes bc the delusional won’t believe it 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Thats a great graphic but it won’t move votes bc the delusional won’t believe even read it 

FIFY

27 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

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The Mexican government has agreed to provide roughly $1.5 billion toward a host of new construction projects along the U.S.-Mexico border to strengthen the U.S.’s ability to screen and process migrants,

Former President Donald Trump campaigned on the promise of building a new border wall that he would get Mexico to pay for. While the Trump administration did build hundreds of miles of new and renovated border wall, the Mexican government did not pay for it. 

Now, Mexico has agreed to pay for a number of projects through a joint multiyear effort along the countries’ borders, including “modernizing” ports of entry and enhancing screening processes of immigrants trying to cross from Mexico to the U.S. 

The goal of the new projects will be to improve the speed and security of border screening,

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/mexico-agrees-provide-15-billion-help-us-manage-migrants-southern-bord-rcna37889

 

Hundreds of miles of border wall?  I’d like to see that math. 

It's breathtaking how the Rs are on the wrong side of fucking everything. Every goddamn thing. 

 With Hurricane Ian incoming for Florida, I guess this was on my mind.

I’ve always wondered how some people who are hard right or Qanon deal with hurricanes. I mean if everything except Fox News is fake news and unbelievable then wouldn’t those people who live on the coasts get washed away by devastating hurricanes?

6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Keep hammering.

 

guessing this will be chopped up on tucker tonight with the chyron: "biden wants to end social security and medicare"

7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

guessing this will be chopped up on tucker tonight with the chyron: "biden wants to end social security and medicare"

That's a legit possibility in the post-truth world we inhabit.

They’ve already started.

New messaging is “Biden and the Democrats are cutting your Medicare!”.

The truth?

Medicare spending will go down next year due to the Biden administration getting better pricing on prescription drugs.

It’s ludicrous.

what a dick. didn't even make him beg or ask please or call him a mean name first

 

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4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what a dick. didn't even make him beg or ask please or call him a mean name first

"I gave DeSantis the aid Florida will need and I didn't even make him beg like a dog.  Like a DOG!"

 

 

 

 

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Will he personally make a trip down to Floriduh to toss them paper towels? 

Rs will have a big sad as there will also be no shutdown.

(The GOP was going to filibuster the CR over the permitting language and shut down the government 6 weeks before Election Day) 

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58 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Rs will have a big sad as there will also be no shutdown.

(The GOP was going to filibuster the CR over the permitting language and shut down the government 6 weeks before Election Day) 

What’s the deal with the language, out of the loop on that one.

the Rs sure want to shut the gov down so they can blame Biden 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Will he personally make a trip down to Floriduh to toss them paper towels? 

Actually, speaking of, has Biden said anything about Puerto Rico?

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Rs will have a big sad as there will also be no shutdown.

(The GOP was going to filibuster the CR over the permitting language and shut down the government 6 weeks before Election Day) 

Oh, I'm sure they'll find some bullshit reason to threaten the shutdown.  Don't you worry.

4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

They’ve already started.

New messaging is “Biden and the Democrats are cutting your Medicare!”.

The truth?

Medicare spending will go down next year due to the Biden administration getting better pricing on prescription drugs.

It’s ludicrous.

And next week: Biden Administration partly to blame for stock market woes as they've slashed health care companies' profits in blatant attack on the free market.

55 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

And next week: Biden Administration partly to blame for stock market woes as they've slashed health care companies' profits in blatant attack on the free market.

Flashback to Obama's first month in office and the BP oil well blowout.  If he argues for more regulation, he hates business.  If he doesn't argue against regulation, it's his fault.  

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what a dick. didn't even make him beg or ask please or call him a mean name first

 

If this was California in 2025 and we had a president Desantis. While California is requesting for aid due to uncontrollable fires,  Detrumpis would shame California for global warming policies, attack them for being Uber liberal, and after owning them 20 times, he would send aid while scolding them again as he sends it way too late.

 

They need to stop doing this high road bullshit. Turn the relief presser into a Demings/Crist campaign event. Old-school conceptions of "class" are dead. Get with the times.

42 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

They need to stop doing this high road bullshit. Turn the relief presser into a Demings/Crist campaign event. Old-school conceptions of "class" are dead. Get with the times.

I agree but this is one area where the WAY overused phrase "politics aside" actually applies. Biden is doing what a good president should and pre-emptively addressing a potential crisis without blinking. hopefully this storm is nothing and it's all for not, but if shit goes down you're going to be hearing a lot of about how federal relief got people through it. win/win when you step back in the political arena

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9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I agree but this is one area where the WAY overused phrase "politics aside" actually applies. Biden is doing what a good president should and pre-emptively addressing a potential crisis without blinking. hopefully this storm is nothing and it's all for not, but if shit goes down you're going to be hearing a lot of about how federal relief got people through it. win/win when you step back in the political arena

I wish Biden would actually get credit if the federal government does a good job, but does anyone remember how much  hot wheels Abbott and potty Patrick sucked Trumps dick during hurricane harvey relief efforts?  They’ve never given democrats credit for anything, but they were doing backflips for trump and full throating his small mushroom shaped peen.

I don’t see this as a win/ win.  If The hurricane response is good, Fox News will just talk about the caravan or some other racist bullshit. If it’s bad, Fox News will pile on Biden to try and change peoples votes. Terrible sick people we have in this country.

the thing I hate about the GOP is they try to politicize literally everything in their lives. If their car doesn’t start in the morning on the way to work, some of them are still blaming Obama even tho he’s been out of office for awhile now.

Edited by Voldemort86

Well, it's inhumane not to pre-load the financial support for Florida, regardless of how MAGA spins it.  I mean, sometimes you just have to do the right thing.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, it's inhumane not to pre-load the financial support for Florida, regardless of how MAGA spins it.  I mean, sometimes you just have to do the right thing.

I'm not saying to withhold or delay the support. I am saying Biden and the Dems need to toot their horn more loudly and more often as this is going on.

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, it's inhumane not to pre-load the financial support for Florida, regardless of how MAGA spins it.  I mean, sometimes you just have to do the right thing.

Doing the right thing for the dems 3 supreme judges appointed by trump.

As stated above they need to toot their own horn a bit. 
trump got major credit for wiping his own ass and dem need to start doing SOMETHING to show they run a good ship  

I'm not saying to withhold or delay the support. I am saying Biden and the Dems need to toot their horn more loudly and more often as this is going on.

Not yet and not while it’s happening.

That’s a fucking monkey’s paw just asking for shit to go sideways with actual lives in peril.

hopefully desantis doesn't send funds to farve 

10 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


Not yet and not while it’s happening.

That’s a fucking monkey’s paw just asking for shit to go sideways with actual lives in peril.

It's what Trump would do, and it's probably smart politics

Gas went up the last few days. I'm sure the local sticker brigade will be out in full force. That's seriously what they consider "activism" these days.

I maintain that taking credit for bills you voted against should be criminal, or at least subject to Congressional sanction.

2 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

I maintain that taking credit for bills you voted against should be criminal, or at least subject to Congressional sanction.

I maintain that human beings should be smart enough to not fall for that type of ruse and that if we aren't, we are a failed species and our downfall is simply part of the circle of evolution.

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1 minute ago, 'stache said:

I maintain that human beings should be smart enough to not fall for that type of ruse and that if we aren't, we are a failed species and our downfall is simply part of the circle of evolution.

You want it to be one way, but it's the other way.

4 minutes ago, trauma babe said:

I maintain that taking credit for bills you voted against should be criminal, or at least subject to Congressional sanction.

 

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I maintain that human beings should be smart enough to not fall for that type of ruse and that if we aren't, we are a failed species and our downfall is simply part of the circle of evolution.

I agree with Stache, except I don't believe humans are smart enough to not fall for it. Furthermore, I don't view humans as a failed species. I don't think there is such a thing as successful or failed species. Species are just part of life. I do believe our downfall is part of the circle of evolution. 

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