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17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Crisis and yes.  I don't know how we get out of it.  Why would anyone want to be a teacher in this environment?

this is what greg abbott and danny goeb want.

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Just now, elfenix said:

this is what greg abbott and danny goeb want.

Yep. The GOP playbook: break it first, then bitch it doesn’t work and you need private enterprises to fix it. In this case, defund it and then scream that religious charters and private schools are the only solution. With a christofascist Supreme Court to back them up 

“He’s only doing it now to get votes”…shouldn’t politicians be encouraging policies that people like?

3 minutes ago, Homercles said:

“He’s only doing it now to get votes”…shouldn’t politicians be encouraging policies that people like?

And what the fuck do they think tax cuts and stimulus checks were? Trump put his fucking name on those checks to get votes 

2 minutes ago, Homercles said:

“He’s only doing it now to get votes”…shouldn’t politicians be encouraging policies that people like?

conservatives don't like democracy.  bill 'finger in the wind' clinton out front shoulda told you

2 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Governor Cripple has responded!  The response is just as bad and idiotic as we all expected. When’s the last time any democrat has talked about defunding the police? Abbott is living in the past on both that and his approach to marijuana. I hope spokesperson Renae Eze gets aids. 

Was this a written statement?  I want to know if it’s the spox or someone else to chastise for not knowing how to spell amok. 

I like what I’m seeing from Joe and Kamala. He makes the right statements about abortion rights, but he lets Harris really go out there and make the case because it’s better coming from her. her events aren’t as publicized, but her social media is a lot of her talking about abortion rights at event after event. We’ve never had someone in her position that can go out there and talk about it as a woman in such a high profile position within the government. 

He focuses talking on what he enjoys, economy/jobs and foreign policy, and going to manufacturing plants and stuff to meet the common man. 

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Was this a written statement?  I want to know if it’s the spox or someone else to chastise for not knowing how to spell amok. 

Might’ve been hot wheels dumb ass staffer.

23 minutes ago, Js1 said:

And what the fuck do they think tax cuts and stimulus checks were? Trump put his fucking name on those checks to get votes 

Fucking this.

Most Republican voters like the marijuana move by Biden. I’ve seen some hand wringing that the GOP weren’t the ones to do it instead, some delusion when a trumper told me that trump allowed delta 8 as a “test run” and was going to allow full blown legalization if it wasn’t for those damn libs stealing his election and office. I told the idiot that delta 8 is a side effect of the hemp bill going into effect and he quickly switched to crime / immigration. 
 

 

11 hours ago, troph said:

Probably won’t lead to an increase chance for schizophrenia at least.  

Weed does not increase your chances for schizophrenia.  That has been researched. 

If you become schizophrenic because of weed, the research shows you already had pre-exististing psychiatric disorders due to either genetics or another vulnerability.

 

NIDA. 2021, April 13. Is there a link between marijuana use and psychiatric disorders?. Retrieved from https://nida.nih.gov/publications/research-reports/marijuana/there-link-between-marijuana-use-psychiatric-disorders on 2022, October 7

This nation’s misunderstanding about cannabis is pretty severe. It comes from decades of misinformation. This isn’t the place to get into it and it’s too tiresome anyway. But this was kind of funny from Colbert.

Dank Brandon.

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Crisis and yes.  I don't know how we get out of it.  Why would anyone want to be a teacher in this environment?

"Well, it's because you have to teach the kids how to buttfuck, and there's a litterbox in the corner for the ones that identify as furries to shit in, and all the men using the girls bathrooms..."

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Joe Biden, with no taco salad in sight, and a nod to his Puerto Rican roots in Delaware, has graciously provided the Hispanic population their lowest unemployment rate ever at 3.8%.
 

50 year low unemployment rate of 3.5% overall and 10 million jobs created, singlehandedly.
 

Gracias, Señor Brandon.

4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Joe Biden, with no taco salad in sight, and a nod to his Puerto Rican roots in Delaware, has graciously provided the Hispanic population their lowest unemployment rate ever at 3.8%.
 

50 year low unemployment rate of 3.5% overall and 10 million jobs created, singlehandedly.
 

Gracias, Señor Brandon.

Yeah, but now since all those Puerto Ricans have money they can afford to buy airline tickets to invade the United States and destroy our way of life.  Vote Republican to save us from this Puerto Rican invasion- Fox News

9 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Joe Biden, with no taco salad in sight, and a nod to his Puerto Rican roots in Delaware, has graciously provided the Hispanic population their lowest unemployment rate ever at 3.8%.
 

50 year low unemployment rate of 3.5% overall and 10 million jobs created, singlehandedly.
 

Gracias, Señor Brandon.

But...But...I've been told no one wants to work anymore because the dems are giving everyone too much welfare. How can this be? 

27 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

But...But...I've been told no one wants to work anymore because the dems are giving everyone too much welfare. How can this be? 

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/07/jobs-report-september-2022.html

 

The unemployment rate was 3.5% versus the forecast of 3.7% as the labor force participation rate edged lower to 62.3% and the size of the labor force decreased by 57,000.

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BIG DICK ENERGY !

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
 

BIG DICK ENERGY !

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

BIG DICK ENERGY !

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The Onion's takes on Diamond Joe Biden as VP was some of their best work. 

On 9/29/2022 at 8:40 PM, Incredulity said:

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another huge congratulations to Joesph Robinette Biden on creating the greatest economy the world has ever seen

You are an absolute moron. The insane spending that has created this tidal wave of inflation started with Trump’s ridiculous free money giveaways, and was exacerbated by late Fed action to reign in an overheated economy. Biden doesn’t control the Fed.

What you should be saying is that Biden isn’t necessarily completely blameless because his party pushed spending programs that might have, not definitely, but might have, also continued to overheat the economy. But instead of a genuine, thoughtful perspective, you’ve chosen to vomit your usual partisan bullshit. You’re a worth human being. But then there are a lot out there just like you. 

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

You are an absolute moron. The insane spending that has created this tidal wave of inflation started with Trump’s ridiculous free money giveaways, and was exacerbated by late Fed action to reign in an overheated economy. Biden doesn’t control the Fed.

What you should be saying is that Biden isn’t necessarily completely blameless because his party pushed spending programs that might have, not definitely, but might have, also continued to overheat the economy. But instead of a genuine, thoughtful perspective, you’ve chosen to vomit your usual partisan bullshit. You’re a worth human being. But then there are a lot out there just like you. 

Why does any engage that loser?  He's dishonest, he's a hack and he's frankly not very original in his trolling.  

He clearly has nothing beyond an 8th grade understanding of the world.  

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you know...

for a senile, dementia-suffering 98 year old man, Biden is actually pretty good at presidenting. huh. 🤨

I definitely didn't think he'd ever act on weed in any meaningful way.

50 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Have you ever heard of baby boomers retiring en masse like many should’ve done years ago.

*A bunch of GOP antivax boomers die, leaving the labor force*

Incredulity: "WHY IS JOE BIDEN KILLING THE JOBS!"

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/07/jobs-report-september-2022.html

 

The unemployment rate was 3.5% versus the forecast of 3.7% as the labor force participation rate edged lower to 62.3% and the size of the labor force decreased by 57,000.

Largest generation ever is finally getting out of the way by retiring / dying off.  Of course the labor force will decrease.

8 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

https://www.bls.gov/emp/tables/civilian-labor-force-participation-rate.htm

 

Don't let facts get in the way of your bullshit.

 

 

Why don't you analyze that data and tell us what age groups are seeing significant decline in labor participation? Then use that big brain of yours to figure out why the 16-24 age segment has declined so much, and why that may be a good thing for society. You might even understand better why so many people "don't want to work" as they say. 

Maybe after that you can explain how Biden's policy in the last 2 years has anything to do with those 20-30 year trends.

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10 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

the gop does nothing or obstructs, the right applauds.  biden does something big and the left wants moar!

picking up a pattern here.

YouGov has Biden’s weed orders at 61% approval. 38% strongly approve. Only 26% oppose it and strongly disapprove is only 15%

I flip past KLBJ on the radio all the time on my way to other stations. Sometimes I stop and listen, to hear what fake propaganda they are peddling that day. It’s amazing how bad it is.

Today they said Biden is the worst President in history, which is so ridiculous it doesn’t even require any discussion. These far right media clowns are destroying the country and they don’t even know it. Or maybe they do and it’s really all about the grift from the gullible. 

On 10/5/2022 at 8:01 PM, TexEx15 said:

 

I swear, if he could meet face to face with every white bread right wing voter in person, I best he could sway half of them to his side.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

YouGov has Biden’s weed orders at 61% approval. 38% strongly approve. Only 26% oppose it and strongly disapprove is only 15%

He wasn’t getting any votes from that 26% anyway. Fuck ‘em.

On 10/6/2022 at 6:19 PM, troph said:

The easier it is for adults to get the easier it is for 11-18 year olds.  If you have teens you’d be able to see how much of a problem access has become. You don’t need a dealer you just raid mom and dad’s stash like you did their beer fridge back in the day. 

Man... I don't have a dog in this hunt, but I've never seen a kid that wanted weed and couldn't get weed.

Weed was cheap and easy to get when I was a kid. Fat nickel and dime bags were $5/$10... and abundant.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/record-numbers-venezuelans-risk-deadly-175802626.html
 

this appears to be a big problem. The last 2 democratic administrations were plagued by illegal immigration and immigrant caravans. If you read the article, nearly 150k Venezuelans have made the dangerous trek thru the Darien gap to get closer / try to enter the United States. Word has gotten out that Biden won’t throw them out.

the only thing I agree with Trump on is that our border should be enforced. We don’t need more people in this country. Other countries are real strict, want to know who you are and why you’re trying to enter or even live in their country. Why can’t we have a similar system? The thing that really sucks about this is a lot of these people have children who are automatically citizens. Our laws on this are terrible. I don’t think illegals should ever be rewarded with citizenship for breaking the law. 

6 minutes ago, Slacks said:

nickel and dime bags were $5/$10.

What a coincidence 

2 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

He wasn’t getting any votes from that 26% anyway. Fuck ‘em.

Yep fuck em

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3 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/record-numbers-venezuelans-risk-deadly-175802626.html
 

this appears to be a big problem. The last 2 democratic administrations were plagued by illegal immigration and immigrant caravans. If you read the article, nearly 150k Venezuelans have made the dangerous trek thru the Darien gap to get closer / try to enter the United States. Word has gotten out that Biden won’t throw them out.

the only thing I agree with Trump on is that our border should be enforced. We don’t need more people in this country. Other countries are real strict, want to know who you are and why you’re trying to enter or even live in their country. Why can’t we have a similar system? The thing that really sucks about this is a lot of these people have children who are automatically citizens. Our laws on this are terrible. I don’t think illegals should ever be rewarded with citizenship for breaking the law. 

you dumb cunt.  If somebody comes here, and surrenders themselves to US authorities, and asks for asylum, they are not "illegal".  

7 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/record-numbers-venezuelans-risk-deadly-175802626.html
 

this appears to be a big problem. The last 2 democratic administrations were plagued by illegal immigration and immigrant caravans. If you read the article, nearly 150k Venezuelans have made the dangerous trek thru the Darien gap to get closer / try to enter the United States. Word has gotten out that Biden won’t throw them out.

the only thing I agree with Trump on is that our border should be enforced. We don’t need more people in this country. Other countries are real strict, want to know who you are and why you’re trying to enter or even live in their country. Why can’t we have a similar system? The thing that really sucks about this is a lot of these people have children who are automatically citizens. Our laws on this are terrible. I don’t think illegals should ever be rewarded with citizenship for breaking the law. 

Why would he throw out Venezuelans? Does asylum not exist in your world?

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What a coincidence 

When I was a freshman, quarter bags were $25. It took me until I bought my first quarter for $30 that I learned it was defined by weight and not by price. Nickel for $5, dime for $10, quarter for $25...I assumed that was the convention.

That $30 bag was the best shit I ever smoked. My roommate my sophomore year had worked at GE up in Cleveland over the summer and said he knew guys that paid $60 for a quarter oz. bag. I thought there was no way any pot could be strong enough to justify that price.

Later on I learned I was wrong.

Oh boy, the fake libertarian Tim Poole crowd (Dorks) are absolutely in the mud.   Gonna be fun to see them both sides this while saying (not doing) they didn’t support Dotard. 

13 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/record-numbers-venezuelans-risk-deadly-175802626.html
 

this appears to be a big problem. The last 2 democratic administrations were plagued by illegal immigration and immigrant caravans. If you read the article, nearly 150k Venezuelans have made the dangerous trek thru the Darien gap to get closer / try to enter the United States. Word has gotten out that Biden won’t throw them out.

the only thing I agree with Trump on is that our border should be enforced. We don’t need more people in this country. Other countries are real strict, want to know who you are and why you’re trying to enter or even live in their country. Why can’t we have a similar system? The thing that really sucks about this is a lot of these people have children who are automatically citizens. Our laws on this are terrible. I don’t think illegals should ever be rewarded with citizenship for breaking the law. 

You’re absolutely leaning into the GOP and media narrative on immigration. Asylum is not illegal. What a stupid take - almost as stupid as your birthright citizenship is bad take. 

America was built on and by immigrants but we don’t want more here or just the “right ones” 

And the GOP pretending to hate socialism while also hating on Venezuelans fleeing socialism but not Cubans fleeing socialism is straight up political bullshit. 

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24 minutes ago, Js1 said:

You’re absolutely leaning into the GOP and media narrative on immigration. Asylum is not illegal. What a stupid take - almost as stupid as your birthright citizenship is bad take. 

America was built on and by immigrants but we don’t want more here or just the “right ones” 

And the GOP pretending to hate socialism while also hating on Venezuelans fleeing socialism but not Cubans fleeing socialism is straight up political bullshit. 

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Especially when the US (CIA specifically) is directly responsible for the absence of stable civic systems in those countries. It's a mess in those nations because we helped make it a mess. We should own our nations past mistakes and right those wrongs, which would also help to reduce the number of people seeking asylum from those countries. 

I’d say it would cost them votes, but Texans proved in 2021 that they were willing to freeze to death to own the libs so…..
They're also willing to eat livestock dewormer and die alone in a COVID ICU to own libs... don't forget about those.

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