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On 12/25/2022 at 9:00 PM, tx 3 putt said:

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Trump Reportedly Irritated by Video Footage of Him Throwing Paper Towels in  Puerto Rico

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7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Is Melanie wearing her "I really don't care" jacket in that picture?

pretty sure, yes

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

pretty sure, yes

I remember her getting on the plane wearing it, but I don't think I knew she was wearing it while actually visiting hurricane victims. Oh well, at least she wasn't trying to get kids to eat healthy or something.

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Look at that sleepy motherfucker go!

 

 

I just thought of the R talking point here:
"He spent less than 10 seconds reading each bill!" - Rep. Hurr Durr

So we went from let’s go Brandon to slow down Brendon 

7 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I just thought of the R talking point here:
"He spent less than 10 seconds reading each bill!" - Rep. Hurr Durr

Trump would have wanted to know what was in each bill for him.

9 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Look at that sleepy motherfucker go!

 

 

French music? Wow not my president!

It's amazing how much faster work goes when you don't treat signing a bill like a Kindergarten art show. 

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On 1/9/2023 at 8:08 PM, Balcones said:

November 2nd, huh? Weird. I didn’t see this out on my Twitter feed before going in to vote. 

 

lol like it would have mattered to you or anybody one way or the other?

 

 

5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

lol like it would have mattered to you or anybody one way or the other?

 

 

I think it is reasonable to believe voters would be influenced to learn that the Atty General assigned an Asst Atty General to investigate the classified material matter.

 

Per Hilary:

 

The candidate herself believes James Comey, the FBI director who notified Congress in an October 28 letter that he was reopening the inquiry into her private emails, was to blame.  

 

In fairness Hillary’s view is it is anyone and everyone else’s fault that she lost in 2016.

  • 3 weeks later...

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-64489147

Shell reports highest profits in 115 years

 

https://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/exxon-profits-record-high-2022-energy-prices-soared-96785682

NEW YORK -- Exxon Mobil posted record annual profits in 2022 as consumers globally struggled with high prices for gasoline, home heating and consumer goods.

The energy giant brought in $55.7 billion in annual profits, exceeding its previous record of $45.22 billion in 2008, when a barrel of oil soared close to $150.

 

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Where are the absolutely dumb motherfuckers who put this shit on bumper stickers now?????? Profits are gud, but inflation is Biden's fault.

Dumb people should be fucking shot.

  • 1 month later...

Joe Biden slays the seedy payday loan pharmaceutical industry

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/sanofi-cut-price-its-most-prescribed-insulin-by-78-us-2023-03-16/

Sanofi to cut US price of its most-prescribed insulin by 78%

 Sanofi SA (SASY.PA) said on Thursday it will cut U.S. list prices for its most-prescribed insulin product, Lantus, by 78% starting next year after similar moves by rivals Novo Nordisk (NOVOb.CO) and Eli Lilly and Co (LLY.N).

The French drugmaker will also extend its $35 out-of-pocket pricing program to all patients with commercial insurance using Lantus.

The move comes as U.S. President Joe Biden has pushed to extend to most Americans the $35 cap on out-of-pocket insulin costs made available to Medicare recipients by the Inflation Reduction Act.

Yesterday afternoon I got to meet the man who invented Fuck Joe Biden by pure happenstance.

Youre probably rolling your eyes and saying Stassney there is no one person who invented the English language. 

No bitch. I was at a TacoMama (6.4/10) in Nashville and met the most influential white rapper from Orlando Florida that has ever existed. I take a seat at a table next to mr. elbow and neck tats, but don’t bother him at first. Another lady sits at the table and starts a conversation with him and I. After exchanging pleasantries and talking about what we do, he proclaims he invented Fuck Biden. I roll my eyes into the back of my head but focus on my nachos while I give him a second look. My guys ink is all mostly new, wearing a Bentley chain, and a real nice bomber jacket. I listen to him for awhile before he takes off to the airport.

Little did I know I was talking to Burden. Don’t worry I had never heard of him either. Apparently he has had two Billboard 100 songs, 13 and 7, for Fuck Biden and Fuck Biden II.

https://www.instagram.com/burdenworld/?hl=en

I had a terrible case of second hand embarrassment listening to this guy talk. Said something about $4 dollar eggs while having $10k+ tattoos and chain with designer clothes. Completely unprovoked, he tells me he voted for Biden though. I said nothing about grifting people or accusing him of lying, he just straight up said it cause he couldn’t stop talking.

There is no “then everyone clapped” ending or our waitress was Einstein. He just bounced after I left to fill up an empty Dr Pepper. 

The end.

Seemed normal enough tho. Strong advocate of get to airport 2 hours early.

I’ve never pictured Martin Short living in the 1920s as a coke head.   But damn if that isn’t exactly how he’d look.  

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

There's a Dark Brandon 2023 thread.  This one should be locked.

oops, I thought this was that thread. /ban user

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