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21 hours ago, TDunk said:

Hispanic for sure.  But are they wearing masks and vaccinated?  

Super spreaders

21 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Zoom in on the truck registration you psychos

It isn’t the truck pic, go back a couple pages, man.  The caravan!  

6 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

It isn’t the truck pic, go back a couple pages, man.  The caravan!  

Those kids are just fillin the feeders with corn. The backpacks are a giveaway

6 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Those kids are just fillin the feeders with corn. The backpacks are a giveaway

Oh deer lovers!  Damn I didn’t think of that.  They’re ruining our neighborhoods, one flower bed at a time!  Hey @Johnny Sack you got that Biden time stamp yet?  Huh?   

The second I get across the border, I’m finding a vehicle. Not continuing to walk hours on end

Worst Coyotes Ever

Why are conservatives so scared of poor brown people 

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Why are conservatives so scared of poor brown people 

They aren't too scared of them if they are hiring them to clean their homes,  mow their lawns, and bang their wives.  Well, that last bit they aren't hiring them for, that's a freebie from the poor brown people.

1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

Why are conservatives so scared of poor brown people 

They’re really good painters. Cheapens the market.

Oh wait, that’s why republican builders love Mexicans and lazy white painters hate em. 

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

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You were there in 2002?

2 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

Why are conservatives so scared of poor brown people 

The vote. That’s it. 

11 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

The second I get across the border, I’m finding a vehicle. Not continuing to walk hours on end

Worst Coyotes Ever

Yeah you wouldn’t make it. The real ones walk. 
 

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Just a young man looking for opportunity.

Here you go @hobbes2702 @atomheartbevo  Would you go up to him and say hi?

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I’d go make sure he had some water. 

Oh my god a Mexican guy with a beard! Run!

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

Oh my god a Mexican guy with a beard! Run!

Most likely Guatemalan.

10 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

You were there in 2002?

That was supposed to be a "2" but I didn't proofread.  I'm no Rembrandt when it comes to Paint.

52 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I’d go make sure he had some water. 

Lol. I would think he had some in his backpack. What’s in there? Probably just some granola bars. 

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

Oh my god a Mexican guy with a beard! Run!

He’s also got a backpack. Probably full of explosives and there to blow up deer blinds and bird feeders everywhere. 

1 hour ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Lol. I would think he had some in his backpack. What’s in there?

My guess is a bunch of transsexual children’s books, multiple copies of the satanic verses and scat porn DVDs.

2 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Yeah you wouldn’t make it. The real ones walk. 
 

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Just a young man looking for opportunity.

Here you go @hobbes2702 @atomheartbevo  Would you go up to him and say hi?

Yea I’d probably ask if he had food and water. Why is he scary to you?

1 hour ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Lol. I would think he had some in his backpack. What’s in there? Probably just some granola bars. 

You really are terrified of a brown person. Wow 

5 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

You really are terrified of a brown person. Wow 

Of course he is.  It's the core tenet of American "conservatism".

15 hours ago, 4doorsMoreWhores said:

Super spreaders

Fuck out of here.

4 minutes ago, 4doorsMoreWhores said:

Go lick some border town doorknobs 

Show me your quote criticizing Sarah Palin for actually spreading Covid in NYC you autocrat suck up.

6 minutes ago, 4doorsMoreWhores said:

Go lick some border town doorknobs 

Why would I pay extra for that?

33 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

My guess is a bunch of transsexual children’s books, multiple copies of the satanic verses and scat porn DVDs.

Ballots.  Tons of illegal ballots!

Just now, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Ballots.  Tons of illegal ballots!

Holly shit I think you’ve solved the case! 

55 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

My guess is a bunch of transsexual children’s books, multiple copies of the satanic verses and scat porn DVDs.

Go on…. About the scat porn. 

10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Go on…. About the scat porn. 

If tjhooker was still around he would definitely be able to help you with that. Unfortunately he bailed awhile ago. Scat porn is way passed the line for me. 

13 minutes ago, immamac said:

Is this a Joe Biden thread or a Mexican border thread? 

Sack posted and claimed a pic from a video allegedly showing 40 illegals who had made poor life decisions crossing over his ranch and messing up his deer blind and of course blamed Biden and the discussion naturally flowed from there.

It’s the surly way.

16 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

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You forgot to post the longhorn hat sitting on the beach to prove you went to UT. 

1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

You really are terrified of a brown person. Wow 

He will be posting a picture of a black guy in a hoodie next.

 

 

Just now, Bravo said:

Neither. It's bUt tRuMp thread. CR sign out front should've told ya. 

If it wasn't for Trump, Biden wouldn't be President.

I still don't understand the strategy of electing a failed businessman President of the United States.

11 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

If tjhooker was still around he would definitely be able to help you with that. Unfortunately he bailed awhile ago. Scat porn is way passed the line for me. 

Past

And no one believes you

2 minutes ago, Bravo said:

Neither. It's bUt tRuMp thread. CR sign out front should've told ya. 

You keep saying this like someone cares. 

1 minute ago, Bookman said:

If it wasn't for Trump, Biden wouldn't be President.

I still don't understand the strategy of electing a failed businessman President of the United States.

But you understand electing a failed career politician? Ok

1 minute ago, 4doorsMoreWhores said:

Past

And no one believes you

Thanks grammar man! 

1 minute ago, 4doorsMoreWhores said:

But you understand electing a failed career politician? Ok

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1 minute ago, 4doorsMoreWhores said:

But you understand electing a failed career politician? Ok

I tend to think becoming a VP and ultimately the president is not a “failed” career politician but do tell us more of your valuable insights. Bring Dr. Bravo in to back you up. 

1 minute ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

these threads are practically unreadable now with Bravo & gang.  No contributions of substance, just shit-flinging 

Just neg him constantly and move on. I’d do more today but I’m out. 

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16 minutes ago, F250 said:

He will be posting a picture of a black guy in a hoodie next.

 

 

Shit included the pic in the wrong response. Oh well. I suck at the net. 

3 minutes ago, Bravo said:

Let me guess. You voted for Biden. 

Shouldn’t there be a limit of completely worthless posts before you get banned? 

4 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Yeah you wouldn’t make it. The real ones walk. 
 

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Just a young man looking for opportunity.

Here you go @hobbes2702 @atomheartbevo  Would you go up to him and say hi?

I grew up in Victoria and live off Stassney in Austin. I’ve spoken to a few brown men with beards.
 

Is camo supposed to scare people?

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