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  • BevosGhost
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    Speaking of rape: https://president.utexas.edu/messages-speeches-2017/results-of-sexual-assault-survey Kansas really raped y'all this year. Think about that..... KANSAS. UT is nothing but a na

  • BevosGhost
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    This is the best comedy I've read all day. Thanks for the laughs. Y'all being so butt hurt that BU won Big12 and Sugar Bowl, is hilarious. Almost as funny as you losing your ass to Kansas. To KANSA

  • You must not read your bible.......they dance, they drink.  How long are you going to milk this to make yourself feel better about the failures of UT FB?

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#102
1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Historic moment. He’ll be the very last draft hopeful player to not opt out of a non-CFP game after that. 

Sorry not buying that. They’re plenty of guys who aren’t selfish quitters to opt out.

#105
1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He will be back. I’ve seen him fake the same shit twice this season. 

He's taking the cart to the locker room

#106
1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

I'm betting he's back on the next series. 

Yea, they’ll just cart him into the huddle. 
 

#107

 

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Baylor guy dove right into his leg to take him down. 

They knew what they were doing too. His ankle gives like that every game. 

#109

Hope it's nothing serious with Corral.  Can you imagine losing ten million+ to play a game against Baylor?

#111
Just now, Dark Horse said:

Yea, they’ll just cart him into the huddle. 
 

I did edit my post. 

#114
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

You hate seeing that. Kinda takes the punch out of the game of Corral can’t play. 

Makes you wonder if the Rebs will fatwah on the Rapelor QB for an equalizer.

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#115
2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Or not after seeing him go off on the cart

You can't get your Bud Kilmer injection on the field or in the tent.

#116
4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Historic moment. He’ll be the very last draft hopeful player to not opt out of a non-CFP game after that. 

could the bowls reach NILs with draft hopefuls to keep them in the games?

/not an NIL expert

#119
1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Sorry not buying that. They’re plenty of guys who aren’t selfish quitters to opt out.

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#124

Baylor not being able to run so far means Bohanon might have to win this himself....and his passing acumen seems not so good.

#125

Thank God the sideline gal gave the update that Corral was taken straight to the x-ray room after we saw him get on the cart and go straight underneath. I didn't think they were driving him to the Chik Fil A 

#130
1 minute ago, mchookem said:

wtf do neither of these teams have kickers lol

Need a rule that missed FGs gives the other team 1 point.

#131
4 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Ole miss offense doesn't have a chance now. They will be as lifeless as a roofied co-ed in Waco. 

Good post. 

#133
5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Do carts not exist or do they just let people gimp around now? 

There you go making fun of the gimps.  Lulz.

#134

Aranda and Freshwater have a bet: whoever has the most punts has to down a Hurricane, a Hand Grenade, a Shark Attack, and a Huge Ass Beer.

Freshwater punting first obviously.

#146
5 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Did they show Chip and the Shiplap girl from the home renovation show?

That cunt is getting trained in an alley while chip watches 

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