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  • BevosGhost
    BevosGhost

    Speaking of rape: https://president.utexas.edu/messages-speeches-2017/results-of-sexual-assault-survey Kansas really raped y'all this year. Think about that..... KANSAS. UT is nothing but a na

  • BevosGhost
    BevosGhost

    This is the best comedy I've read all day. Thanks for the laughs. Y'all being so butt hurt that BU won Big12 and Sugar Bowl, is hilarious. Almost as funny as you losing your ass to Kansas. To KANSA

  • You must not read your bible.......they dance, they drink.  How long are you going to milk this to make yourself feel better about the failures of UT FB?

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#353

LOL at the Ole Miss fan slouched in his chair drinking a beer, wearing a hat.  Looking like he was on front porch.

#356
2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Jim Druckenmiller … my life was miserable for months.

I felt the same way after watching Russell Maryland sack Peter Gardere a million times in that abortion of a 1991 Cotton Bowl.

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#360
3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

If you don’t want to die, buy an Apple Watch. 

Well, I've been convinced to buy one for the next time I decide to drive through a flooded road.

#361
1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

LOL at the Ole Miss fan slouched in his chair drinking a beer, wearing a hat.  Looking like he was on front porch.

that's a baw in SEC land

#362
1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

If you don’t want to die, buy an Apple Watch. 

the next ad needs to be Bo Davis saying "You want an Apple Watch motherfucker, well then get your ass in the Apple Store, all you motherfuckers!" 

#363
Just now, OU Sucks said:

Well, I've been convinced to buy one for the next time I decide to drive through a flooded road.

or paddleboard in the ocean....

or dig a post hole 20 feet deep. 

#365
1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Well, I've been convinced to buy one for the next time I decide to drive through a flooded road.

You don't paddle board by yourself in the ocean? 

#366
Just now, BachelorTrek said:

I felt the same way after watching Russell Maryland sack Peter Gardere a million times in that abortion of a Cotton Bowl.

That was the game where Stan Thomas claimed he handled Maryland.  Yeah, sure you did, Stan.

#367
2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

LOL at the Ole Miss fan slouched in his chair drinking a beer, wearing a hat.  Looking like he was on front porch.

And a Vic special basically wearing a bikini top in the background

#375
Just now, Tommy Shelby said:

Were they chanting Baylor Power before the big run?

No, it's "Baylor Pow-Her".  Subtle difference.

#376
2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

And a Vic special basically wearing a bikini top in the background

Hey, she's not wearing a ring!!!

#378
2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Not as bad as a rainy night in Charlottesville when UVA buried us.

And Peyton Manning's girlfriend was there at that game since she went to UVA---one of the most gorgeous drowned-rat women I've ever seen.

#388
7 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

I felt the same way after watching Russell Maryland sack Peter Gardere a million times in that abortion of a 1991 Cotton Bowl.

Too soon.

#391
2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/PJX6E4/fort-collins-usa-8th-sep-2018-arkansas-fans-cheer-on-their-team-against-colorado-state-they-went-home-unhappy-as-the-rams-rallied-from-a-27-9-deficit-to-post-a-34-27-win-over-the-razorbacks-in-fort-collins-usa-credit-csmalamy-live-news-PJX6E4.jpg

That's a stock photograph. Alamy must have it tagged as "SEC" "Stereotypical" "Bumpkins."

#394
Just now, Lat22 said:

Fuck Baylor and fuck me, but I’m enjoying this. 

...and fuck Joey Freshwater and Klan aggy

#395
2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/PJX6E4/fort-collins-usa-8th-sep-2018-arkansas-fans-cheer-on-their-team-against-colorado-state-they-went-home-unhappy-as-the-rams-rallied-from-a-27-9-deficit-to-post-a-34-27-win-over-the-razorbacks-in-fort-collins-usa-credit-csmalamy-live-news-PJX6E4.jpg

They just look like they are trying to look as much like their piggy mascot as possible. The cargo shorts and bucket hat guy with the anti Nike sign is pretty damn good though, along with the FUPA monster 2 people to his right. Actually the more I look at this picture the more I feel like I'm in Deliverance. 

#397

If anyone doubts that the SEC's superiority is only at the very top, this should ice that argument.  I am so sick of the bullshit.  Yeah, 'bama and UGA are great.  Beyond that?  Regular college football.

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