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8 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Damn we live in a world where Baylor has a BCS/NY6 win. 

they have coaches. they are rape apologists but they hire actual football coaches. 

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  • BevosGhost
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    Speaking of rape: https://president.utexas.edu/messages-speeches-2017/results-of-sexual-assault-survey Kansas really raped y'all this year. Think about that..... KANSAS. UT is nothing but a na

  • BevosGhost
    BevosGhost

    This is the best comedy I've read all day. Thanks for the laughs. Y'all being so butt hurt that BU won Big12 and Sugar Bowl, is hilarious. Almost as funny as you losing your ass to Kansas. To KANSA

  • You must not read your bible.......they dance, they drink.  How long are you going to milk this to make yourself feel better about the failures of UT FB?

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2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

That's part of the reasons we're moving to the SEC, we get rid of these gravy-train-schools that make TV & gate money by being in the same conference with us, and play the negative-recruiting "Texas didn't want you" card, etc.

That negative-recruiting BS dries up in a huge way when we start playing in the SEC.

And so the snarky little Lois Kolkhorsts of the world in the Irate8 can shove it up their asses, and ROTATE IT! 

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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Baylor guy gets jacked up by his teammate.

Hey, there's a Corrall sighting.

Wait, what happened to him?

Baylor fans doing their Sic ‘em bear claw stuff … no Horns Down … they don’t feel a need to.

They have their own identity.

Though I really do not care for Baylor and their fans, I really have to give them credit. They have rebuilt their program twice after the Briles Era emphasizing physical toughness. I sure wish that UT would return to that style of play. Like Bud Wilkinson once said "exciting football should never be played at the expense of sound fundamental football. Superior execution of the basic fundamentals will usually insure victory. The main emphasis should be on running, blocking, and tackling." That is how Baylor plays and something we should take note especially since we're joining the SEC in the near future.

3 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Yep. They didn’t mention them at all. 

They did talk about Baylor doing it all with integrity building it brick by brick lol

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

maybe we need a rape scandal (JK Obvi.)

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I find it incredibly infuriating baylor can have rape scandal, and murder scandal. And quietly go 1-11 and 2-7 and then turnaround and win the conference and NY6 bowl. While we bumble fuck around for over a decade and hire potatoes, and drunkards. 

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

Wait, what happened to him?

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2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

No, he just makes the same "woe are we" post over and over until someone responds. 

The last 12 seasons have been hard on everyone.

15 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I wish we had hired Dave Aranda.

I'm glad LSU didn't

17 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

The shots of her wet head to toe and looking incredible is my best memory of that game.

I don’t have any good memories of that night.

Just now, WBT said:

I'm glad LSU didn't

I had nightmares of him in Red Stick with tape fingers as OC.

2 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

I find it incredibly infuriating baylor can have rape scandal, and murder scandal. And quietly go 1-11 and 2-7 and then turnaround and win the conference and NY6 bowl. While we bumble fuck around for over a decade and hire potatoes, and drunkards. 

You forgot their baseball team had the cat torturing scandal, too.

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

Wonder what chip and Johanna are up to tonight

Fucking like bunnies

Aranda looks and talks like a HS algebra teacher.

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

Wonder what chip and Johanna are up to tonight

Ship.  Lap.

I get cool, stoic, Tom Landry vibes from Aranda. Get the sumbitch a fedora.

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Aranda looks and talks like a HS algebra teacher.

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Well, I’m really glad that Baylor paid for the sins of the Briles era and learned their lesson
 
*sarcasm

Wut. This is a ridiculous take.

We gutted out rebuilds. Twice. With integrity. Not a single person remains from either scandal. These kids were literally prepubescent when briles was fired.
Dave Aranda is the Joel Osteen of college football coaches.

Lol no , Osteen is a fraudulent POS.
1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

I find him very likable.

Divide both sides by the same number!

Dave Aranda is the Joel Osteen of college football coaches.

???

Prosperity pumper with Permanent smile v stoic humility
6 minutes ago, Smax said:

10 sacs to 0, wow

10!sacks out of 44 attempts.

Worst Oline ever?

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Aranda looks and talks like a HS algebra teacher.

My mom seems to think he looks like Megamind

 

Early Thoughts On Head Coach Dave Aranda - Our Daily BearsMegamind: It clearly didn't take one to make this uninspired effort | Metro  News\

What do y'all think?

So….Sark, there’s precedent for a pretty big fucking jump on results so….

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2 minutes ago, harpercollins said:


Wut. This is a ridiculous take.

We gutted out rebuilds. Twice. With integrity. Not a single person remains from either scandal. These kids were literally prepubescent when briles was fired.

Your university helped your athletic department cover up systemic rape and to this day still covers up the full findings. Baylor should have been kicked out of the conference. Pretty sure that's what he means. 

Just now, mdleast said:

So….Sark, there’s precedent for a pretty big fucking jump on results so….

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Pretty dumb graphic. Gee, what are the odds that happened this year after COVID shortened seasons. 

Aranda sounds like he should be preparing for tax season on Jan 1 not bowl season. He doesn’t practice typical coach speak. 

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3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

JFC. Right on cue

 

 

 

They always seem to forget their savior threw 3 completions to Kent State.

BAYLOR NATION WE’RE BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! 
 

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3 minutes ago, harpercollins said:


Wut. This is a ridiculous take.

We gutted out rebuilds. Twice. With integrity. Not a single person remains from either scandal. These kids were literally prepubescent when briles was fired.

Now do basketball.

8 minutes ago, Smax said:

10 sacs to 0, wow

Sounds like a good time to me! 

Yours, 

L. Rhoads 

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Your university helped your athletic department cover up systemic rape and to this day still covers up the full findings. Baylor should have been kicked out of the conference. Pretty sure that's what he means. 

And all the local LE covered it all up, too. Baylor PD, Waco PD, McLennan County Sheriff's Dept.....all to protect Rapelor football...
Truly Disgusting!

8 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

I find it incredibly infuriating baylor can have rape scandal, and murder scandal. And quietly go 1-11 and 2-7 and then turnaround and win the conference and NY6 bowl. While we bumble fuck around for over a decade and hire potatoes, and drunkards. 

yes, this is what happens when you have abject morons at the top with objective list that has winning somewhere around 4 or 5.

I hope the baylor fans remember that dancing is forbidden. But rape and murder? No problem. 

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