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  • BevosGhost
    BevosGhost

    Speaking of rape: https://president.utexas.edu/messages-speeches-2017/results-of-sexual-assault-survey Kansas really raped y'all this year. Think about that..... KANSAS. UT is nothing but a na

  • BevosGhost
    BevosGhost

    This is the best comedy I've read all day. Thanks for the laughs. Y'all being so butt hurt that BU won Big12 and Sugar Bowl, is hilarious. Almost as funny as you losing your ass to Kansas. To KANSA

  • You must not read your bible.......they dance, they drink.  How long are you going to milk this to make yourself feel better about the failures of UT FB?

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11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Now do basketball.

Defending National Champions.   Currently # 1 and could win it again 

3 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Phone calls and texts.   Just egregious by Drew.  

528 and 738, respectively, all in violation of NCAA rules.

Just an oversight, I'm sure.

2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Phone calls and texts.   Just egregious by Drew.  

But, did the NCAA or Big 12 take Drew’s cell phone and blue denim shirts like they did Kelvin Sampson when he made fonecalls to recruits while at OU?  That’s death penalty level stuff …

15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Aranda is just a solid coach. Damn. 

When CDC was putting together the coaching staffs that would lead the transition to the Sec, he should have hired Aranda too. He’ll be off to greener pastures before Texas re enters the coaching market.


Cheating is cheating I guess. It’s hard for me to get worked up about any school’s text messages, particularly when the NCAA has been quoted as saying that they expect schools to break the absurdly arbitrary rules a lot.

Give it a couple years… I’m sure another shady Baylor scandal will rear its head. Happens pretty much anytime they find success

I keep meaning to ask Coach Aranda about them chest knobs on Markie Post.

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10 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Phone calls and texts.   Just egregious by Drew.  

Like sign stealing!

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

528 and 738, respectively, all in violation of NCAA rules.

Just an oversight, I'm sure.

The rule was changed that year.  So yeah, it was a violation, but it’s fucking laughable.  Nothing like the shit KU has gotten away with for 3 decades straight or the pipeline of Vegas “high school athletes” that went to UT that never actually went to school.  Come on man 

Today the defending National Champion Basketball team beat the #8 team on the road and the Big 12 Football Champion football team won the Sugar Bowl. All the regarded stupidity and jealousy won't change that. Texas has become aggy and Baylor is its "tu." Always some stupid excuse and Idiocracy hysterics. 

The rule was changed that year.  So yeah, it was a violation, but it’s fucking laughable.  Nothing like the shit KU has gotten away with for 3 decades straight or the pipeline of Vegas “high school athletes” that went to UT that never actually went to school.  Come on man 

The argument is fundamentally intellectually dishonest. They’re hacks that say “rapelor” for lazy rep.

I appreciate the begrudging respect from many posters on this thread. It’s okay to hate Baylor. I hate OU for Mixon and that was like five plus years ago. But I don’t resent the current sooner players because stoops is dirty.
Just now, Harrison Bergeron said:

Today the defending National Champion Basketball team beat the #8 team on the road and the Big 12 Football Champion football team won the Sugar Bowl. All the regarded stupidity and jealousy won't change that. Texas has become aggy and Baylor is its "tu." Always some stupid excuse and Idiocracy hysterics. 

There is not a single Texas fan jealous of Baylor.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

There is not a single Texas fan jealous of Baylor.

Whatever cinque. If you ever meet a Texas fan, try asking him.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

I wish we had hired Dave Aranda.

I wanted him when we went after Herman. I don’t really know shit about shit, but liked his work at LSU. I did not know he had such a hard time speaking publicly, which idgaf, but was a bit surprised tonight.  Seems like an alright guy. 

There is not a single Texas fan jealous of Baylor.

Lol there are multiple. On this thread.
2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

There is not a single Texas fan jealous of Baylor.

There are fans from programs across the country who are jealous of the current wave of success Baylor is experiencing in its two most high profile sports. Why wouldn’t Texas fans be among them?

I wanted him when we went after Herman. I don’t really know shit about shit, but liked his work at LSU. I did not know he had such a hard time speaking publicly, which idgaf, but was a bit surprised tonight.  Seems like an alright guy. 

He is really unpolished (almost refreshingly so). It’s gonna get old though.
Just now, Satchel said:

There are fans from programs across the country who are jealous of the current wave of success Baylor is experiencing in its two most high profile sports. Why wouldn’t Texas fans be among them?

Because it's Baylor and Texas fans know they'll never have the level of success Texas has.

Because it's Baylor and Texas fans know they'll never have the level of success Texas has.

Like a 12 win FB season and a MBB natty????
Just now, harpercollins said:

Like a 12 win FB season and a MBB natty????

Do you really want to compare resumes? Really?

2 minutes ago, harpercollins said:


Like a 12 win FB season and a MBB natty????

cinque is a paid troll. At least Baylor fans aren't such beta pussies that they need mods to ban posters for hurting their little beta  feelings.

Edited by Harrison Bergeron

21 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

528 and 738, respectively, all in violation of NCAA rules.

Just an oversight, I'm sure.

They were seriously thinking they were going to break Drew and the program.  They dug and dug for 4 years and that’s what they found.   Then they changed the rules a few weeks after the outcome was revealed.   Such a joke.   

Just now, David Dennison said:

Do you really want to compare resumes? Really?

Bro. Sports only count like 2 years back.  3 years and we’d have to count a sugar bowl win against UGa.  Lucci out front should have told you. 

EDIT forgot to quote David asking if I want to compare resumes.

sure? Keep in mind I might be a lot younger than you are.

I think Texas fans are entitled little bitches. That’s why I will never be jealous of Texas.

You’re your own worst enemy.

Texas is my second favorite team btw. I was born in brack Roberts. I spend 95% of my message board time on shaggy—you guys are infinitely funnier than the sicem guys.

Just now, harpercollins said:

Um sure? Keep in mind I might be a lot younger than you are.

I think Texas fans are entitled little bitches. That’s why I will never be jealous of Texas.

You’re your own worst enemy.

When you've had the amount of success Texas has, you tend to become entitled.

Tiger Droppings fans are calling Baylor the best athletic program in Texas. It would be hard to argue to the contrary, given Baylor’s current body of work in the sports that matter. Personally, I would argue that Baylor is currently better than any program in Louisiana as well

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

When you've had the amount of success Texas has, you tend to become entitled.

Oh we know why you're entitled cinque.

Just now, Satchel said:

Tiger Droppings fans are calling Baylor the best athletic program in Texas. It would be hard to argue to the country given Baylor’s current body of work in the sports that matter. Personally, I would argue that Baylor is currently better than any program in Louisiana.

It's not close.

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

Tiger Droppings fans are calling Baylor the best athletic program in Texas. It would be hard to argue to the country given Baylor’s current body of work in the sports that matter. Personally, I would argue that Baylor is currently better than any program in Louisiana.

Too bad it won't last. Enjoy it while you can.

When you've had the amount of success Texas has, you tend to become entitled.

And how’s that working for you
5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Too bad it won't last. Enjoy it while you can.

I’m not a Baylor fan.  I’m just calling it as I see it while acknowledging the cyclical nature winning and losing in college sports.

Edited by Satchel

3 minutes ago, harpercollins said:

And how’s that working for you

Are we only counting right now, or my whole experience as a Longhorn fan? Because in my lifetime, it's been pretty good.

Are we only counting right now, or my whole experience as a Longhorn fan? Because in my lifetime, it's been pretty good.

Good lord you are dense.

I’m saying as a program, how did dumping winning coaches in Mack brown and Rick Barnes work for you.
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Are we only counting right now, or my whole experience as a Longhorn fan? Because in my lifetime, it's been pretty good.

Dude - You're a paid troll on multiple boards. LOL you're a "lifetime" Longhorn fan. How's St. Petersburg these days?

Just now, Harrison Bergeron said:

Dude - You're a paid troll on multiple boards. LOL you're a "lifetime" Longhorn fan. How's St. Petersburg these days?

Is that why you call me cinque?

You have me confused with someone else. I just post here and I've never been to St. Petersburg.

Who are you talking about?

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

JFC. Right on cue

 

 

 

But they whiffed on their QB1 and brought in an anemic AIDS patient who has suffered from lifelong malnutrition because his fatass dad eats everything in the house. 

29 minutes ago, harpercollins said:

EDIT forgot to quote David asking if I want to compare resumes.

sure? Keep in mind I might be a lot younger than you are.

I think Texas fans are entitled little bitches. That’s why I will never be jealous of Texas.

You’re your own worst enemy.

Texas is my second favorite team btw. I was born in brack Roberts. I spend 95% of my message board time on shaggy—you guys are infinitely funnier than the sicem guys.

Fuck you, pussy. 

18 minutes ago, harpercollins said:


Good lord you are dense.

I’m saying as a program, how did dumping winning coaches in Mack brown and Rick Barnes work for you.

You may not have paid attention at the time, but both of those coaches had plateaued. They weren’t winning shit. 

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck you, pussy. 

Negging people for posting facts doesn't change facts. Maybe cry to mods you fucking pussy. 

Edited by Harrison Bergeron

Can you really get paid for trolling on message boards? I ask because blacklab usually puts me in time out for one or two days every time I get too mouthy on the football board. 

Baylor is definitely the number one program all time in rape championships and decapitating teammates.  Take a bow!

You may not have paid attention at the time, but both of those coaches had plateaued. They weren’t winning shit. 

I certainly wasn’t paying as close attention as you guys were, but I don’t remember any losing seasons. Maybe one?

My point is that you dumped winning coaches. Maybe it hasn’t affected hiring, but if I’m a hot up-and-coming coach, and I have to choose between $5mm at Texas or $4mm at Baylor/TCU/whatever, I’m choosing the latter. You guys have the touch of death lately.
1 hour ago, millhouse said:

Dave Aranda is the Joel Osteen of college football coaches.

Couldn't think of 2 completely opposite people.

Aranda is far from a "rah rah" used car salesman. 

4 minutes ago, harpercollins said:


I certainly wasn’t paying as close attention as you guys were, but I don’t remember any losing seasons. Maybe one?

My point is that you dumped winning coaches. Maybe it hasn’t affected hiring, but if I’m a hot up-and-coming coach, and I have to choose between $5mm at Texas or $4mm at Baylor/TCU/whatever, I’m choosing the latter. You guys have the touch of death lately.

Name a coach who would choose to take a job at Baylor over Texas.

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