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15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

You hate seeing that. Kinda takes the punch out of the game of Corral can’t play. 

Yep. I'm pulling for my Bears but that sucked to see. Was hoping to see both team's best. 

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1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Oh hai

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What'd she do to mangle her pinky? 

Geez, that dirty bandage is a walking biohazard!  Lulz.

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

That cunt is getting trained in an alley while chip watches 

A bit more of a reaction than i was expecting. but, you may be correct.

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

I’m not cheering for Baylor. No way, no how. But I won’t be sad if SEC loses tonight. texags won’t be happy. 

They've already won the natty this year.

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Rhule assembled an amazing collection of dudes who run 4.45 and hit like a freight train.  How did he find all these guys?

Fast feet.  If you know where to go and what to do.

 

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

What'd she do to mangle her pinky? 

Geez, that dirty bandage is a walking biohazard!  Lulz.

What happens in New Orleans, stays in New Orleans.

When I look at the bottom of the screen and see the bottom line, where it says Baylor is #7 and 11-2, I try to remember back when Texas was similar. It was before my 4th grader was born.

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

What'd she do to mangle her pinky? 

Geez, that dirty bandage is a walking biohazard!  Lulz.

Don't know, but I mangled my same pinky recently, which pretty much means we were meant for each other.

Watching Baylor winning leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I imagine it's similar to when Uncle boobs eats holly rowe. 

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Baylor has 15 Srs and or Grad transfers starting on offense and defense and another 7 seniors as second stringers.  We'll see....

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

When I look at the bottom of the screen and see the bottom line, where it says Baylor is #7 and 11-2, I try to remember back when Texas was similar. It was before my 4th grader was born.

What the hell is going on in this world when Baylor football probably finishes top 5 and their bb team is #1 and are defending NC.

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Towel swinging extravaganza.

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1 minute ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

What the hell is going on in this world when Baylor football probably finishes top 5 and their bb team is #1 and are defending NC.

And that after coaches had direct knowledge of raping and murdering by players 

Corrall's agent called and said, "you get out there on some crutches and sit your ass on the bench or I'm out."

3 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

What the hell is going on in this world when Baylor football probably finishes top 5 and their bb team is #1 and are defending NC.

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#BizarroWorld

11 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

That cunt is getting trained in an alley while chip watches 

Dude. Maybe get back on your meds. 

28 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Sorry not buying that. They’re plenty of guys who aren’t selfish quitters to opt out.

I know I’d certainly risk millions of dollars to play in the Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl or the Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl presented by Stifel.

(those are both real bowl names)

The announcers could help by not talking about the kid as though he just died. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

The announcers could help by not talking about the kid as though he just died. 

Good point

Doing it the right way for what? Fuck these announcers, risk your career for our entertainment in a stupid bowl game. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

The announcers could help by not talking about the kid as though he just died. 

His NFL career may have.

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Damn gotta feel for that kid. Got to be a ton of thoughts going through his head. 

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

His career may have.

Because no one has ever recovered from a broken ankle?

Refs are way too happy with flags at the sidelines these days.  He started the tackle in bounds and finished it all in one continuous motion.

Yeah, seemed late in real time but in the replay he was already making the tackle in bounds. Not sure what he could have done differently. 

5 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

His NFL career may have.

Nah,  probably a bad ankle sprain maybe fibular fracture.  He’ll be fine 

54 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Well hello, Katie.  

Katie was a helluva volleyball player...

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And of course this...

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Joe Tess starting to emphasize the obvious things when talking about Alabama v UGa, as if he is saying anything new. He is the master of repetition.

Props to Ole Miss for not forfeiting the game with their qb out. 

This game is about 1/17th as interesting as the Rose Bowl.

Where's that "football haz been ruined" thread?

That block in the back was not consensual

Is it true the campus speed limit is 8 mph because that was Manning's number at Ole Miss?

Just now, Bullneck said:

This game is about 1/17th as interesting as the Rose Bowl.

Where's that "football haz been ruined" thread?

The real game is off the field in this one between which coaching staff can rack up more NCAA violations and career-defining scandals. 

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Baylor has 2 first downs and 110 yards of offense and it feels like they have a death grip on this thing.

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Is it true the campus speed limit is 8 mph because that was Manning's number at Ole Miss?

That's what I've always heard from grads. 18 mph though

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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Is it true the campus speed limit is 8 mph because that was Manning's number at Ole Miss?

18 mph but yea.  My daughter (freshman at UT) visited there among others.  Pretty place.  

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Is it possible to watch a game w/ an SEC opponent w/out the announcers sucking their dicks for 4 hours?

 

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