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Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Would they shut the fuck up about Corral already? Goddamn.

It gets more dramatic each time Joe Tess repeats the story. 

 

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8 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Joe Tess starting to emphasize the obvious things when talking about Alabama v UGa, as if he is saying anything new. He is the master of repetition.

Joe Repetitore

Lulz

5 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Is it possible to watch a game w/ an SEC opponent w/out the announcers sucking their dicks for 4 hours?

 

That will be us some day. 🤗

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

That will be us some day. 🤗

No, but because *it's us*, there will be national backlash, and the sucking of Texas' gonads will be subsequently outlawed, even though it will be fine for anyone else in the SECSECSEC, because that's how it goes for us.  Lulz

6 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Bryce Young will opt out of the playoffs next season.

And then his backup will torch someone for 400 yards in the semis. 

5 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

No, but because *it's us*, there will be national backlash, and the sucking of Texas' gonads will be subsequently outlawed, even though it will be fine for anyone else in the SECSECSEC, because that's how it goes for us.  Lulz

You seem like a pussy.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

And then his backup will torch someone for 400 yards in the semis. 

As with Caleb Williams, Jason White, James Brown, Tua Tagovailoa, and others, there is a definite benefit of putting in a talented QB that you have no college videos on, and didn't prepare for nor prepare your defense for.

I remember when the announcers yammered on and on, lamenting Colt McCoy getting his shoulder blown up in the national championship game.

Oh wait, no I don't.

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Wow Allstate's CEO seems like an absolute riot. 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Wow Allstate's CEO seems like an absolute riot. 

I'm just glad we're seeing Mayhem again instead of those other shitty ads with people in their cars

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It's so bush league....they really need to address it.  

And no OPI there????

Stfu, good no call ? 

Wake the fuck up please 

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why is the ref explaining a non-call?

Because Joey was 10 yards onto the field whining.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why is the ref explaining a non-call?

They figure the game needs a narrative, or a narrator, or subtitles or something because it's so fucking boring.

So, Dick’s just became a woman’s sporting store?  The irony is strong there.  

Slowed down the receiver? He knocked the shit out of him to the ground

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Just now, Atxracer said:

So, Dick’s just became a woman’s sporting store?  The irony is strong there.  

They're just trying to get past the backlash over gun sales. 

I'm sorry, I hate Rapelor as much as anyone, but I find Ole Miss equally distasteful.  

These announcers are so in the SEC bag it's embarrassing.   Well, embarrassing for anyone with a sense of objectivity.

1 minute ago, Atxracer said:

So, Dick’s just became a woman’s sporting store?  The irony is strong there.  

Do you think whoever pitched that ad called it "Chicks at Dick's"

Just now, harpercollins said:

He tripped. Not PI.

He had zero chance of catching that ball.

Just now, ztejas said:

Do you think whoever pitched that ad called it "Chicks at Dick's"

I'm gonna go with Dickless Dick's

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Do you think whoever pitched that ad called it "Chicks at Dick's"

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Do you think whoever pitched that ad called it "Chicks at Dick's"

 "Chicks dig Dicks"

Unless Freshwater got a transfer QB lined up, I'm predicting last in secw for toddy next year.

Hoe-riffic.

2 minutes ago, harpercollins said:

He tripped. Not PI.

Looked more like a soccer dive.  

Your attention please: Ole Miss has crossed midfield.  

THE ONE TIME BAYLOR SHOULD HAVE HAD TACKLED THE RECIEVER WITH THE BALL IN THE AIR.

Did the Ole Miss crowd have to check their hoods at the gate?

2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Unless Freshwater got a transfer QB lined up, I'm predicting last in secw for toddy next year.

Hoe-riffic.

You drunk sumbitch.

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Just now, Bullneck said:

THE ONE TIME BAYLOR SHOULD HAVE HAD TACKLED THE RECIEVER WITH THE BALL IN THE AIR.

Yep, the PI would have been the right move there

this game is about to get real ugly if the refs dont figure it out soon

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