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  • BevosGhost
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    Speaking of rape: https://president.utexas.edu/messages-speeches-2017/results-of-sexual-assault-survey Kansas really raped y'all this year. Think about that..... KANSAS. UT is nothing but a na

  • BevosGhost
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    This is the best comedy I've read all day. Thanks for the laughs. Y'all being so butt hurt that BU won Big12 and Sugar Bowl, is hilarious. Almost as funny as you losing your ass to Kansas. To KANSA

  • You must not read your bible.......they dance, they drink.  How long are you going to milk this to make yourself feel better about the failures of UT FB?

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Baylor always sucks in New Year's Six bowls. 0-2 under Briles, 0-1 under Rhule. Now they are in trouble vs. a backup QB

fuck baylor.....

 

but i really am getting sick and tired of the announcers getting really excited when any SEC team starts doing well

5 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Then go fuck yourself.

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And holy shit, they convert. 

Maybe should have taken the penalty.  Would have been 3rd and a taxi ride v. 4th and 7

Just now, Sawbonz said:

Should take that penalty

Exactly.  Why the hell would you give them a shorter distance to gain on 4th down when you know they aren't likely to punt?  Take 3rd and 17 (or whatever it was).

Why the hell is he still playing?

Freshman backup but fuck it, roll the dice unless he’s much worse than Bohannon.
17 minutes ago, mdleast said:

That’s cute: Baylor and Ole Miss scored 14 total points in the Sugar Bowl after 2.25 quarters of play. I remember when the Rose Bowl teams scored that many points in less than 30 seconds of play.

That was shitty football too but at least it was entertaining.

I sense an epic Klan dance if Missip should win tonight. 

1 minute ago, El Diablo said:

That was shitty football too but at least it was entertaining.

There were a ton of great plays in that game.  C'mon.  Either of those teams would be up 55-0 right now.

That was shitty football too but at least it was entertaining.
I sense an epic Klan dance if Missip should win tonight. 

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Jesus Christ who the fuck is this middle school dork trying to kick for ole miss? 

if that kick was a Baylor kick to take the lead, and they missed.... the announcers would have LOST THEIR MINDS.

 

instead we get 

 

in a very subdued voice "and its no good, wide right, we remain tied in NO"

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

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This is gotta be a bit.  Are you two sitting nude side by side on the sofa, passing the laptop back and forth?

This could be the lamest Sugar Bowl ever.

Ole Miss didn’t want to be there. /SEC SEC

Jesus that's one of the darkest ads I've ever seen. 

this might be the most offense in a 7 - 7 game I can remember.

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

This could be the lamest Sugar Bowl ever.

Lame, yes.  Unenjoyable, no.  That would be us and VaTech.

Backup / walk-on or what not I don’t get how a player on a Div1 team let alone the in the SEC can’t make a kick 

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

This is gotta be a bit.  Are you two sitting nude side by side on the sofa, passing the laptop back and forth?

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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Lame, yes.  Unenjoyable, no.  That would be us and VaTech.

Jim Druckenmiller … my life was miserable for months.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

"Baylor needs to make them feel it."

 

Uh, phrasing?

Especially since it's Fuck Rapelor.

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Jim Druckenmiller … my life was miserable for months.

Username checks out.

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1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

If you don’t want to die, buy an Apple Watch. 

Steve Jobs dun fucked up.

Nice camera work.  Jesus Christ, the whole game is JV.

fooled everyone at ole miss with that one

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