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I hate Baylor but they are fucking well-coached on both sides of the ball.

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    Speaking of rape: https://president.utexas.edu/messages-speeches-2017/results-of-sexual-assault-survey Kansas really raped y'all this year. Think about that..... KANSAS. UT is nothing but a na

  • BevosGhost
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    This is the best comedy I've read all day. Thanks for the laughs. Y'all being so butt hurt that BU won Big12 and Sugar Bowl, is hilarious. Almost as funny as you losing your ass to Kansas. To KANSA

  • You must not read your bible.......they dance, they drink.  How long are you going to milk this to make yourself feel better about the failures of UT FB?

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LOL at the Ole Miss fan slouched in his chair drinking a beer, wearing a hat.  Looking like he was on front porch.

fooled everyone at ole miss with that one
... and ESPN too.
2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Jim Druckenmiller … my life was miserable for months.

I felt the same way after watching Russell Maryland sack Peter Gardere a million times in that abortion of a 1991 Cotton Bowl.

Edited by BachelorTrek

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Username checks out.

Not as bad as a rainy night in Charlottesville when UVA buried us.

3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

If you don’t want to die, buy an Apple Watch. 

Well, I've been convinced to buy one for the next time I decide to drive through a flooded road.

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

LOL at the Ole Miss fan slouched in his chair drinking a beer, wearing a hat.  Looking like he was on front porch.

that's a baw in SEC land

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

If you don’t want to die, buy an Apple Watch. 

the next ad needs to be Bo Davis saying "You want an Apple Watch motherfucker, well then get your ass in the Apple Store, all you motherfuckers!" 

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Well, I've been convinced to buy one for the next time I decide to drive through a flooded road.

or paddleboard in the ocean....

or dig a post hole 20 feet deep. 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

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Drinking Ultras, b/c calories 

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Well, I've been convinced to buy one for the next time I decide to drive through a flooded road.

You don't paddle board by yourself in the ocean? 

Just now, BachelorTrek said:

I felt the same way after watching Russell Maryland sack Peter Gardere a million times in that abortion of a Cotton Bowl.

That was the game where Stan Thomas claimed he handled Maryland.  Yeah, sure you did, Stan.

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

LOL at the Ole Miss fan slouched in his chair drinking a beer, wearing a hat.  Looking like he was on front porch.

And a Vic special basically wearing a bikini top in the background

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

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Could there be anymore of a stereotypical set of SEC fans? 

1 minute ago, Tommy Shelby said:

Could there be anymore of a stereotypical set of SEC fans? 

Woman loses her Alabama mind on unsuspecting Oklahoma fans | For The Win

Just now, Tommy Shelby said:

Were they chanting Baylor Power before the big run?

No, it's "Baylor Pow-Her".  Subtle difference.

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

And a Vic special basically wearing a bikini top in the background

Hey, she's not wearing a ring!!!

2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Not as bad as a rainy night in Charlottesville when UVA buried us.

And Peyton Manning's girlfriend was there at that game since she went to UVA---one of the most gorgeous drowned-rat women I've ever seen.

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Err…they should really have rocking chairs
2 minutes ago, Tommy Shelby said:

Could there be anymore of a stereotypical set of SEC fans? 

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Just now, OU Sucks said:

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The kid in sunglasses takes it over the top.

Fuck Baylor and fuck me, but I’m enjoying this. 

7 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

I felt the same way after watching Russell Maryland sack Peter Gardere a million times in that abortion of a 1991 Cotton Bowl.

Too soon.

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

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That's a stock photograph. Alamy must have it tagged as "SEC" "Stereotypical" "Bumpkins."

Just now, Lat22 said:

Fuck Baylor and fuck me, but I’m enjoying this. 

...and fuck Joey Freshwater and Klan aggy

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/PJX6E4/fort-collins-usa-8th-sep-2018-arkansas-fans-cheer-on-their-team-against-colorado-state-they-went-home-unhappy-as-the-rams-rallied-from-a-27-9-deficit-to-post-a-34-27-win-over-the-razorbacks-in-fort-collins-usa-credit-csmalamy-live-news-PJX6E4.jpg

They just look like they are trying to look as much like their piggy mascot as possible. The cargo shorts and bucket hat guy with the anti Nike sign is pretty damn good though, along with the FUPA monster 2 people to his right. Actually the more I look at this picture the more I feel like I'm in Deliverance. 

Some large human beings among the Baylor women.

If anyone doubts that the SEC's superiority is only at the very top, this should ice that argument.  I am so sick of the bullshit.  Yeah, 'bama and UGA are great.  Beyond that?  Regular college football.

Interesting play for the TD.  Looked like a dive until he pull out for the pass.  

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Targeting 

Yeah...why can't the ball-carrier be called for that?

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