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  • BevosGhost
    BevosGhost

    Speaking of rape: https://president.utexas.edu/messages-speeches-2017/results-of-sexual-assault-survey Kansas really raped y'all this year. Think about that..... KANSAS. UT is nothing but a na

  • BevosGhost
    BevosGhost

    This is the best comedy I've read all day. Thanks for the laughs. Y'all being so butt hurt that BU won Big12 and Sugar Bowl, is hilarious. Almost as funny as you losing your ass to Kansas. To KANSA

  • You must not read your bible.......they dance, they drink.  How long are you going to milk this to make yourself feel better about the failures of UT FB?

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18 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

There were a ton of great plays in that game.  C'mon.  Either of those teams would be up 55-0 right now.

Not if someone played defense against them. 

1 minute ago, The Gimp said:

Some large human beings among the Baylor women.

Their female cheerleaders have no weight limits, I hear.  Lulz.

1 minute ago, Longhornstampede said:

How many chromosomes are missing in this photo?

Lady in back looks like she just showed up from a pornhub shoot.

Just now, El Diablo said:

Not if someone played defense against them. 

Baylor is playing good D tonight but that #11 for Ohio State wouldn't care.  

6 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

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The bearded guys.  One is delighted at nothing, when no one else is.  And the other is intently focused on his nachos.  Mmmm, nachos.

is there a reason the Homelight spokeschick is looking like a vagabond with a dress shirt 2 sizes too large, a jacket thats at least 2 sizes too large an about 2 inches shorter than it is supposed to be

7 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

And Peyton Manning's girlfriend was there at that game since she went to UVA---one of the most gorgeous drowned-rat women I've ever seen.

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.. she’ll do just fine. 

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

If anyone doubts that the SEC's superiority is only at the very top, this should ice that argument.  I am so sick of the bullshit.  Yeah, 'bama and UGA are great.  Beyond that?  Regular college football.

You’re just being fooled. Miss obviously doesn’t want to be there.  Or something. 

I am so fucking confused about the Texas bowl being a post NYD game. 

 

when we played it in 14 and 17 it was like Dec 26/27.  HTF did they rate a Jan 4th primtime airing time?

Fucking Baylor gets better coaches than us. God dammit. 

can't wait to watch the baylor fans embarrass themselves by storming the field

can't wait to watch the baylor fans embarrass themselves by storming the field

You can bet they won’t get the field’s consent

Our DBs wouldn't have turned around and would have run into the WR on that play

Well, I’m really glad that Baylor paid for the sins of the Briles era and learned their lesson

 

*sarcasm

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1 minute ago, mdleast said:

Just what IF we could do the same?!?
 

Jim Carrey Chance GIF

4 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

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.. she’ll do just fine. 

The shots of her wet head to toe and looking incredible is my best memory of that game.

I wish our Longhorns played with the heart and physicality of these Baylor Bears.

 

Imagine saying that 20 years ago. 

Damn we live in a world where Baylor has a BCS/NY6 win. 

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Fucking Baylor gets better coaches than us. God dammit. 

its not the coaches its the mentality.

anyone not named TX or ou in the big 12 gets to remind their players every day that TX and ou didnt want them, and can easily play them up.

meanwhile our fucking snowflakes have been told they are the greatest football players their whole life, so they just assume they will win by showing up. 

5 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Well, I’m really glad that Baylor paid for the sins of the Briles era and learned their lesson

 

*sarcasm

fuck rapelor

Aranda comes off as hard as a tapeworm but his teams are vicious and very, very nasty.

Just what IF we could do the same?!?



What’s this “sense of urgency” thing he referenced? /Sark
1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Damn we live in a world where Baylor has a BCS/NY6 win. 

On the plus side, we now know that we're moving to a less competitive conference 

Aranada has Rapeor rolling!!!! 

Those Baylor pompoms look orange, not yellow.  Thought I'd mention that.

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Aranda comes off as hard as a tapeworm but his teams are vicious and very, very nasty.

He looks like Lex Luthor's and Mr. Hand's offspring

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Damn we live in a world where Baylor has a BCS/NY6 win. 

Yeah but not before prior NY6 bowl losses to Sparty and UCF, both games they let slip by spectacularly

Good for Aranda, seems like a good guy. Baylor is trash though and has been for a long time. 

Baylor running game is impressive considering that that's all they are capable of.

1 minute ago, Gravy Train said:

Yeah but not before prior NY6 bowl losses to Sparty and UCF, both games they let slip by spectacularly

wasn't UCF an ass whooping? Maybe i'm remembering wrong

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5 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

I wish our Longhorns played with the heart and physicality of these Baylor Bears.

 

Imagine saying that 20 years ago. 

Say it 30 years ago and it would be true.

Boy that Ole Miss offense doesn't have many answers. Anyone know where their OC is headed? 

Media just glosses over the Art Briles tenure and the Dave Bliss cover up. Fuck them.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

At least we have the Director's Cup.

Take that, Waco!

Are you CDC's agent, or what?

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

its not the coaches its the mentality.

anyone not named TX or ou in the big 12 gets to remind their players every day that TX and ou didnt want them, and can easily play them up.

meanwhile our fucking snowflakes have been told they are the greatest football players their whole life, so they just assume they will win by showing up. 

That's part of the reasons we're moving to the SEC, we get rid of these gravy-train-schools that make TV & gate money by being in the same conference with us, and play the negative-recruiting "Texas didn't want you" card, etc.

That negative-recruiting BS dries up in a huge way when we start playing in the SEC.

And so the snarky little Lois Kolkhorsts of the world in the Irate8 can shove it up their asses, and ROTATE IT! 

20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

If anyone doubts that the SEC's superiority is only at the very top, this should ice that argument.  I am so sick of the bullshit.  Yeah, 'bama and UGA are great.  Beyond that?  Regular college football.

I mean they went undefeated against the Big 10 so there’s that. 

1 minute ago, Dewey said:

Media just glosses over the Art Briles tenure and the Dave Bliss cover up. Fuck them.

Yep. They didn’t mention them at all. 

Has Looch or Olin written up an article saying aggy would have whipped Baylor yet? 

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Are you CDC's agent, or what?

No, he just makes the same "woe are we" post over and over until someone responds. 

Baylor guy gets jacked up by his teammate.

Hey, there's a Corrall sighting.

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