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8 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

There’s a 30% chance of rain on Thursday!!!

Down to 11% and 100 degree high on Thursday on my app.  Was 30% and high of 92 earlier.  Fuck this world.

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Dark clouds and thunder on the horizon in Westlake. Rain? Or alien spaceship cruising in? Not really showing on the radar so I don’t know what to make of it

Just got a tenth of an inch a little east of Pflugerville. Of course, I had just paid my cousin's kids to paint the pipe fence about 4 hours ago.

Dark clouds and thunder on the horizon in Westlake. Rain? Or alien spaceship cruising in? Not really showing on the radar so I don’t know what to make of it

Nevermind. Shouldn’t have said anything. No aliens. No rain.

Watched a nasty storm roll right by me to the west in NB. My ff is strong. 

17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Radar says I’m gonna get rain for 50 minutes. I believe in nothing. 

Aaaaaand it’s gone. What a tease. 

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Watched a nasty storm roll right by me to the west in NB. My ff is strong. 

I was outside when it briefly released big fat droplets of rain out of the sky for a couple of minutes. It cycled between a light and heavy downpour for about half an hour. Temperature briefly dropped into the 70's with the rain and overcast sky.

Then it disappeared and it's hot again but at least it's in the low 90's.

 

The forecast has the rain clouds icon for Thursday so I clicked to see what the fuck that was all about.  Apparently around 8:00 AM the prediction is 10% chance of rain and at 3:00 pm there’s a 30% chance.  In other words, we ain’t getting jack shit.

My turn to get teased today. I can see the flashes of lightning, but not a fucking drop here.

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This is just fucking cruel. I’ve had 2.5 inches of rain since the beginning of May which is ridiculous for this part of Texas.
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Man, it is trying HARD to pour here in Bee Cave, where it always rains.  I can see the squall line up high almost on me, but it ain't quite here yet.  And you never know if/when these heat storms will suddenly poop out.  Don't fails me now!

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OMG it's absolutely pissing!  We're about to hit an inch in only 10 minutes.  

I feel like Lot (with 2 hot daughters apparently) just before Sodom was axed.

86° - that's EIGHTY-SIX degrees at the compound!  1.25".  And still raining hard 15 minutes later.

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7 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

86° - that's EIGHTY-SIX degrees at the compound!  1.25".  And still raining hard 15 minutes later.

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Keep talking asshole. See what happens. 😀

Nowhere near getting rained on, but it went to 99 degrees, so it's basically fall here.

8 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

86° - that's EIGHTY-SIX degrees at the compound!  1.25".  And still raining hard 15 minutes later.

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F U

14 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I feel like Lot (with 2 hot daughters apparently) just before Sodom was axed.

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Also notice that the 7-day continues to creep higher. Was showing 99 degrees a week out or so. Now it's up toward 103-104.

Fuck this place.

30 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

fuck every one of you.

 

27 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Keep talking asshole. See what happens. 😀

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Keep bringin' it on, beyotches (but I'll say a silent little brief prayer for youse, although I'm masturbating violently right now).

One final one.  Amazing... from my house thermometer

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1 hour ago, dittohead said:

78738 in Bee Cave

Glorious rain falling and a 15 degree temp drop in the last 10 mins.

Got maybe a 1/2" or more (my rain gauge is broken) over the last hr in Henly....Chance for more if this storm coming up 281 in the Blanco area, if it moves just a bit east. Oh, and the temp is a very pleasant 76 right now. 

biggest fake out of the summer so far. hey austin I’m a storm heading straight for you haha no fuck you dumbass. 

Is there a magnifying glass over Dallas? I swear we have been 10 degrees hotter than anywhere else in Texas over the last month. I haven't seen a cloud in flower Mound since march. 

One final one.  Amazing... from my house thermometer

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My jobs site in Bee Cave is a muddy mess.
My house 5 miles away got nothing.
Son of a bitch.
37 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

I swear we have been 10 degrees hotter than anywhere else in Texas

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It’s going to happen again.

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you appear to have a large rain penis over your head.  Time to move.  

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16 minutes ago, Hate said:

It’s going to happen again.

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Clearly a message from God about why you should not have settled in the aggy belt

2 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

Is there a magnifying glass over Dallas? I swear we have been 10 degrees hotter than anywhere else in Texas over the last month. I haven't seen a cloud in flower Mound since march. 

It’s all the Okies that live there. God hates Dallas.

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I have family up on Lake Cornrow, and I've watched that shit for years, splits north of Willis, and rains balls out east of 45, but diddly shit for the lake area and The Woodlands.

I did finally get some sprinkles, but that storm just died on my doorstep…again.

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So close
Yet so far away
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13 hours ago, TXLNGHRN10 said:

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yea, I watched that one with great anticipation. No dice. 

Ronald Reagan at Crystal Falls-ish. 

In Cedar Park there was a really nice stretch of breeze/cloud cover (I knew it wouldnt rain) from that "storm".  Temps dropped prolly 10 degrees in 30 minutes.  Was able to spread some mulch without dying. Its the little things in life that keep you going!

My force field is better than your force field.

Yesterday evening I saw a batch of nasty looking dark clouds rolling towards my house complete with thunder and lightning.  Wind started to pick up so I took a gander outside to see how things were developing.  Swear to fucking god, the clouds that were barreling straight towards my house got within a block and made a 90 degree turn.  Didn't get shit.

An hour later another set of clouds pops up from the opposite direction.  More thunder, lightning, wind, etc... not a drop of rain.  When the wind died down I walked down the street which was soaking wet just four houses down from my place.

Basically my house avoided two big rain dumps from both directions last night.

Fuck this shit.

Three goddamn days in a row.

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Random squall just pounded my office for about 10 minutes and then moved on through. Looked like 8 pm and raining sideways down here on the bayou but blue skies are already returning.

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It’s going to happen again in the same goddam day.

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I didn't get measurable rain, but did get a light sprinkling.  We just got back home from picking up prescriptions, and a large, cold drop hit dead in the center of my head, followed by a six-inch sprinkle (drops six inches apart).  I guess that I should be frustrated that it wasn't more, but I have decided to be grateful for any good that comes my way, however little.  We're one day closer to the next frog strangling, fence lifting, bar ditch filling rain.

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