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Just now, FirstTimeCaller said:

I've learned its like the OU game. If you don't jump in the lead early, then you're toast. And right now I'm down 21-0 in the first quarter.

Depending on which team you are, this is not insurmountable…

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2 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Oh, and in addition to Austin forcefield, there is some major exaggeration on radars. Yellow means it is actually raining. Anything less is just bullshit. 

Yeah radar has shown green or even yellow over my house for the past 30 minutes.

Not one single drop.

 

So everyone knows where to go once we get our pitchforks:

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Been pouring in Clarksville for at least half an hour.  Closer to an hour probably.  Still coming down with consistent lightning.

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Southwest 78628 here. It's pissing a bit, but it's dark and lots of lightening. Hopefully this is just the foreplay. 

Looks like I'm going home with blue balls. Street and sidewalks are already bone dry. 

7 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

So everyone knows where to go once we get our pitchforks:

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I’m near jollyville and it had to be more than a tenth or two.  I don’t believe that map. 

Not a drop thus far in the ‘46. Think I’ll take the convertible Bentley for a spin around the 360 HEB Parking lot and ogle some Westlake MILFs.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m near jollyville and it had to be more than a tenth or two.  I don’t believe that map. 

I am too... and 0.03"

For those of you that got zero rain, remember that this is not over and you could get 3 times what you have already gotten.

3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Looks like I'm going home with blue balls. Street and sidewalks are already bone dry. 

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2 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

For those of you that got zero rain, remember that this is not over and you could get 3 times what you have already gotten.

I see what you did there.

5 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

For those of you that got zero rain, remember that this is not over and you could get 3 times what you have already gotten.

I am going to fight you. Give me your address.

19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The event is not over, gentlemen. 

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Drizzling just a bit, like a half-hearted handjob.

Come on, sky.  Let's fuck.

11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Drizzling just a bit, like a half-hearted handjob.

Come on, sky.  Let's fuck.

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It’s been a nice steady rain in my ‘hood for a while. This is excellent, and should turn the grass from burnt to toasted.

Nearly an inch in the rain gauge and can visually confirm it was ballin' outside...

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Lovely flying termites are erupting from the ground. Can’t we just have some nice fucking rain without weird bug bull shit ? 

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

78717 - west side of Round Rock.

It is pouring!

 

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Were you snoring?

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4 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Lovely flying termites are erupting from the ground. Can’t we just have some nice fucking rain without weird bug bull shit ? 

If you're actually getting rain today then you shut your whore mouth about anything else.  You'll get termites and like it.

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1.5” in 30 minutes here.  About to get a small break

23 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

0.06"

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.01 here.  What do I win?

 

Skies erupted for about 10 minutes here. We got about half an inch in that time.

Still raining here, though I can see blue sky on the horizon I guess I'm nearing the end of it for today. 1.73" and counting according to my weather station. 

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Yeah radar has shown green or even yellow over my house for the past 30 minutes.

Not one single drop.

 

Green and yellow just means it dropped below 100 degrees.

8 minutes ago, Deej said:

Green and yellow just means it dropped below 100 degrees.

“And that’s cool, man.   That’s cool” 

raining and blowing hard in 77056.  building power just went out and all the UPSes are going nuts. 

25 minutes ago, Hpara759 said:

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Where does blue fall on the Herman piss chart?

33 minutes ago, boknowstecmo said:

More building up near Killeen. Is it greedy to ask for a Round 2? 

I'd be super happy with a Round 1!

50 minutes ago, boknowstecmo said:

More building up near Killeen. Is it greedy to ask for a Round 2? 

No.

A second round is coming. Probably not as widespread as the first. But some people will get more.  But...

...Every day for the next 6-7 has a good shot of rain, some days excellent shot.

I'll be back if/when.

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18 minutes ago, Deej said:

Where does blue fall on the Herman piss chart?

He's a bad teammate. 

You guys aren't gonna believe the 7 day forecast.  Holy shit.

Later.

David Yoeman’s just said 4 to 6 inches over the next 7 days. 
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Grand total of 0.0 inches in Driftwood.  Fuck everything.

50 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

You guys aren't gonna believe the 7 day forecast.  Holy shit.

Later.

Well I got a whopping 0.01" of rain today, so I'm pretty thrilled at the thought of septupling that to ring in a massive 0.07" for the whole week!

I'll tell you something, this is no longer a drought.  It's a quest.  A quest for rain!  I'm gonna get rain and you're gonna get rain. We're all gonna get so much fucking rain we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles.  We're gonna be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of our assholes.   Hallelujah!  Holy Shit!  Where's the Tylenol?

44 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

2" in Brushy Creek. Very gruntled.

Negged.

Ended up with 0.15".

Underwhelmed puts it mildly.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

David Yoeman’s just said 4 to 6 inches over the next 7 days. 
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Meanwhile over at the anchor desk:

 

 

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

David Yoeman’s just said 4 to 6 inches over the next 7 days. 
 

Can I say that I'm slowly turning into an Avery Tomasco fan?

Yoeman's ain't bad, but maybe just because he is my normal weather guy I've seen too many things get talked up over the past year and then turn out to be nothing burgers.

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6 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Can I say that I'm slowly turning into an Avery Tomasco fan?

Yoeman's ain't bad, but maybe just because he is my normal weather guy I've seen too many things get talked up over the past year and then turn out to be nothing burgers.

Slowly? Get with the program. He was fucking on point during the lead up to the winter storm/during it last year. Been a fan ever since. I’ll even forgive his aggyness. 

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