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Jesus Christ some stupid calls.

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    Can’t believe I’m gonna catch Omicron for this shit. 

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fucking zeurlein is such a fucking spare.

cowboys been eatin cheese this week.

Bad throw. Looks like it came out his hand weirdly.

Cooper was wide ass open. You have to make that throw 100 times out of 100 on 3rd down 

never should have come down to that.  Dak fucked that drive.

Penalties and kicking. That’ll kill us come playoff time.

Fuck.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Penalties will be this team's undoing in the playoffs. 

And missed FG and X points.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

never should have come down to that.  Dak fucked that drive.

But if it does...... it'd be nice to have a kicker who is a coin flip from 30-45 yards.

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1 minute ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

Can’t believe I’m gonna catch Omicron for this shit. 

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Was nice knowing ya... kinda.

never should have come down to that.  Dak fucked that drive.

I would say the penalty derailed it as much. The throw was bad. But that throw isn’t needed without the penalty.

Y’all take quick to put the ENTIRE thing on him.

QBs do miss throws. Brady missed quite a few today. Rodgers will miss some tonight.

Basically a couple bad things happens including Daks throw. But y’all throwing all the blame on Dak is peak surly.
1 minute ago, SKA the boss said:

Jimmy Johnson would have cut Zuerlein like ten games ago.

Asthma field.

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

But if it does...... it'd be nice to have a kicker who is a coin flip from under 30-45 yards.

well yeah.  I've been bitching about zeurlein for 2 years.  he's a spare.  his kicks are never down the middle.  the ball moves all different directions.  he's like a 20 handicap.  could be a pull, push, slice, hook, but its never down the middle.

maybe the D can win it today.

 

Hey look there’s AB knocking it away.

1 minute ago, Drew said:


I would say the penalty derailed it as much. The throw was bad. But that throw isn’t needed without the penalty.

Y’all take quick to put the ENTIRE thing on him.

QBs do miss throws. Brady missed quite a few today. Rodgers will miss some tonight.

Basically a couple bad things happens including Daks throw. But y’all throwing all the blame on Dak is peak surly.

dude he fucked that drive. we were going to have to throw regardless of the penalty.  maybe he won't the next time.

8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

fucking zeurlein is such a fucking spare.

cowboys been eatin cheese this week.

Rat poison from DFW media...

Cowboys don't score in 1st qtr -- YUCK !!!

10 minutes ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

Can’t believe I’m gonna catch Omicron for this shit. 

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That's about the 58th worst thing you can catch from the deplorables there. 

Well great Cowboys, you need to win to keep pace for the 2 seed and you give away the 1st Q

10 minutes ago, Drew said:

Penalties and kicking. That’ll kill us come playoff time.

Fuck.

yea, this is pretty much a playoff dress rehearsal.  this will give us a good preview of things to come.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Pretty soft holding call

very.  that fucking happens every play.  NFGoodell.

So our offense is back against Washington’s practice squad covid team, but not against a competent team. Got it 

great, and here comes the fucking sun through the windows that Jerry refuses to close up.

Offense looks like crap again. Mainly penalties.

Once again penalties and kicking will screw them.

Looked like they ran a bunch of verts too. Ugh.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

This is the best punter I can remember for the Cowboys. 

yep.  it was nuts how long we went with the other dude, who was awful for 3 years straight. like last in the league awful.  dumbass cowboys and garrett thinking a left footed kicker makes it harder to catch.  complete myth.

 

Yeah I remember that Tech season that started 7-0 and then the loss of the last 6 games

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

This Apple Watch commercial is a fucking beating.

Would you rather another Don huffines ad?

Dumb football team...

Each of the first 3 DAL possessions had penalties that led to 3rd & long before a punt. All offensive line penalties (holding on 77 & 71; false start on 63).
 

Really would love for AZ to get a holding call.

Guess it’s just not gonna happen like lost weeks.

someone snap this migit fucks legs.  nothing perm just enough to sit him this game

I fucking hate Kyler...a statement I've made more times than I like to remember. 

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