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Robinson almost gave up a 2nd goal. Wtf dude. Stay in front of someone. 

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Pepi makes you instantly realize just how slow Zardes is and how ridiculous it is that he played almost 70 mins. 

Dropping points here.  Cool cool.   Need 7 points in the next 4 with games at Azteca and Costa Rica 

I can’t take this country/coach/organization seriously when Jordan Morris and Gyasi Zardes are getting minutes at striker in World Cup qualifying. 

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

Dropping points here.  Cool cool.   Need 7 points in the next 4 with games at Azteca and Costa Rica 

Chill foo. Lotta game left 

7 to 13 fouls doesn't seem right but I'm not a Mexican CONCACAF referee so I probably wouldn't understand it. 

2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Dropping points here.  Cool cool.   Need 7 points in the next 4 with games at Azteca and Costa Rica 

Playing in sub zero wind chills in our next game isn’t doing us any favors either. So stupid. 

Builld-up's been better in the second half, but we're scuffling a lot of crosses and still just not creating quality shots.  One on goal in the first and one on goal in the second.  Frustrating to watch.

Also, Zardes should never play football again at any level.

Damn. If Jordan had a decent left Cross.  Wow pepi buries a beauty 
I was screaming for him to make that pass so much earlier. The vision just isn't there.

God forbid Canada gets called for one ticky tack foul. 

Also 200 IQ Berhalter making all 5 subs before 80 mins. 

Oh my God that would have been nuts. 

Damn Arriola!!! That was sexy, new FC Dallas player

 

 

 

 

 

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Arriola is the star of the last 5 minutes!

What mysterious world has the USMNT ventured into?

I just want to point out that Canada is missing their best player and starting a ton of MLSers. I don’t want to hear shit about excuses. This is a terrible result. 

Jesus you have to foul there Acosta. Just take a yellow. 

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Just now, LurkingHorn said:

I just want to point out that Canada is missing their best player and starting a ton of MLSers. I don’t want to hear shit about excuses. This is a terrible result. 

Their coach is far superior. We likely never had a chance. 

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If this stands... Canada will have beaten and tied both Mexico and US in those 4 matches.

2 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

I just want to point out that Canada is missing their best player and starting a ton of MLSers. I don’t want to hear shit about excuses. This is a terrible result. 

They got a beast coach. Ours… no so beast.  More like a least 

2 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

I just want to point out that Canada is missing their best player and starting a ton of MLSers. I don’t want to hear shit about excuses. This is a terrible result. 

Besides Berhalter being such a dumbass that Zardes played 68 minutes and we're now playing with 10 men?

Please never play Acosta ever again. 

I mean you could see that coming from a fucking mile away. Our coach is such a fucking retard. 

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Lol so our offense was just boot it randomly up field and hope something like that didn’t happen in the last 5 minutes.

Nice

We were dogshit and this scoreline is fair. Gerg got pantsed.

Some big chicken with no heads energy.  No clue up top as usual. 

Who could have known that hiring the limp dick brother of the USMNT chief of marketing to be head coach was going to be a dumb fucking idea?

Matt turner. Wtf man. No cap.  Other than that sick save vs mex. What he done?

Fortunately the media will crucify Berhalter for this. 

Oh wait... no they won't. They'll say Pulisic "isn't in form" and we made some "key mistakes" at the back. 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

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“Pathetic: The entire American soccer complex 2015-22”

2015 seems generous.  Feel like we peaked as a team in 2002 WQ.  Some veterans mixed in with the daring youth.  I didn't think we would be winning WC's by now but certainly thought qualifying would be a given.  

Greg needs to go.  If I'm not mistaken, we have 3 shots on goal in 2 games.  I think we scored against El Salvador, and their goalie made a great save on another.  That's fucking ridiculous.  TWO shots against El Salvador?  Assuming we make the WC, what the fuck are we going to do against England, Brazil, Germany, hell, any team in the theoretical "Top 24"?

2 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Matt turner. Wtf man. No cap.  Other than that sick save vs mex. What he done?

I'm still puzzled as to why Arsenal wants Matt Turner. I'm also puzzled why Ethan Horvath has been exiled from the USMNT.

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