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Lol, our centerback ducked under the ball. 😂 
 

what the fuck trash play is that by MLS all star bum?

Also Zimmerman standing there watching playing everyone onside

Is it too late to offer Navas honorary US citizenship and come play for us?

/s

USMNT body language looks terrible. Like "they didn't want to be there" terrible.

THAT'S the first card?!?!? There have been a number of card worthy fouls before that.

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23 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Kate said she'd eat a whole box of popsicles in a bikini if Reyna scores. 

#OnlyFans

💦

2 minutes ago, alincoln said:

Steffen is horrible.  3rd string at this point

Dude, don't be mad at EVERY US player that doesn't play for ManU.

 

(that said he could be better)

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Shaq Moore channeling the shitty worm-burner crosses that he displayed in 2021. 

Learn to get the ball off of the fucking ground when you have several defenders between you and your target!!

2 minutes ago, alincoln said:

Steffen is horrible.  3rd string at this point

Yeah, he’s fucking charmin soft. 

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Dude, don't be mad at EVERY US player that doesn't play for ManU.

 

(that said he could be better)

You are a moron

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Yeah - God forbid Panama has 23 points to our 25 Twellman you stupid fuck. 

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1 minute ago, alincoln said:

You are a moron

Says the guy dog whipping Pulisic most of this window.

Not sure what has been worse, steffen’s goalkeeping or pulisic’s set piece delivery

Unreal we don't have a goal. Crazy defending in front of the net from them. 

1 minute ago, alincoln said:

Not sure what has been worse, steffen’s goalkeeping or pulisic’s set piece delivery

Pulisic has played multiple dangerous balls in. Go be a cunt somewhere else. 

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Says the guy dog whipping Pulisic most of this window.

Missed a sitter against Mexico and fouled out of the game tonight.  He can put away pens though

McKinnie, Aaronson, Dest, 90 min Reyna, Turner. Who else do we want have back fit by WC time? Richards? 

Navas deserves a statue outside of the stadium when he retires.

Just now, Captain Ron said:
3 minutes ago, alincoln said:

You are a moron

Says the guy dog whipping Pulisic most of this window.

Oh, yeah? Well, I got you both beat when it comes to tables and goal differentials. 😁

Just now, shnsajax said:

Navas deserves a statue outside of the stadium when he retires.

Yep. He's a baller

2 minutes ago, alincoln said:

Missed a sitter against Mexico and fouled out of the game tonight.  He can put away pens though

alincoln:

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But some of them were PKs!!!

CR's parking it. Probably gonna end 2-0.

Oh well. We fuckin made it!

Jordan Morris means we’re done here. 

Man, with the loss

4 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

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I wish. Not that it matter, but the top of the gorup was there for us with a (the) Canada loss.

 

1 minute ago, drt said:

Jordan Morris means we’re done here. 

Just like his knees.

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Just now, drt said:

Jordan Morris means we’re done here. 

Jordan Morris means that we are done taking fouls and we’re ready to start doling out some fouls. 

Dang.  I’m briefly losing faith in our keep.  That’s no bueno. He’s gonna need to get regular time burn somewhere

3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Man, with the loss

I wish. Not that it matter, but the top of the gorup was there for us with a (the) Canada loss.

 

Doesn't matter and Canada just levelled it. 

Do they pay him more to be a backup at city? Is that why?

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Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Dang.  I’m briefly losing faith in our keep.  That’s no bueno. He’s gonna need to get regular time burn somewhere

We have other solid keeper options. It's just that we have a manager who is too stupid to consider playing them.

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

We have other solid keeper options. It's just that we have a manager who is too stupid to consider playing them.

We have a manager that wants to build from the back with a keeper (Turner) that is absolutely ass with his feet. 

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