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Pulisic has been serving up some dimes of late. Setting 'mates up, left and right, the past couple of matches. Very promising.

They talk about the 9 - our guys that are starting don’t play at this level (MLS). The game is too fast for them. 

And I like Jesus, but the players we face are just 2 gears ahead of the MLS teams/players 

This is what surprises me about the keepers. I wouldn’t think MLS keepers would translate, but they appear too. 

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Scally.  Not great.

Walker Z tried to one him up on that. 

Just now, Captain Ron said:

WTF guys?!?!?

Fucking stupid.

WTF guys?!?!?
Hate the forced play-out-of-the-back bullshit when under that much pressure.

Not unhappy with the first half... a few dodgy defensive moments, but holding our own.

halftime

moments where we look like we belong against this level of opposition

oh the fuck gerg

nipple for weah for the 2nd

Very entertaining half. Less Scally and Ferreira. McKennie also coming off, but by design.

Time for some A Aaron (son).

Eh, Gergg just said Arriola would be coming on for Weah. Was hoping to see Haji for Jesus.

Yedlin is a big bag of nothing to me. No touch and is a liability. I know Dest will be the starter anyway, but cannon should be ahead of him. 

Come on nipple do something sexy for the euro snobs to cry about baby. 

Arriola with two give aways by my count thus far. MLS fuckbois still gonna stan for him.

5 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Arriola with two give aways by my count thus far. MLS fuckbois still gonna stan for him.

Keep going 

17 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

Yedlin is a big bag of nothing to me. No touch and is a liability. I know Dest will be the starter anyway, but cannon should be ahead of him. 

Saved one off the Line. 

6 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Arriola with two give aways by my count thus far. MLS fuckbois still gonna stan for him.

Yeah, he can score in the next 10 FCD games but he’s out of his league here.

Just now, A-Tex Devil said:

Yeah, he can score in the next 10 FCD games but he’s out of his league here.

I mean look at Uruguay and the caliber of players they're just now trotting off of their bench. Champions League team players. Top flight Euro league players. And we have the likes of Ferreira and Arriola gracing the USMNT with their presence on the pitch. 

FC Dallas has nudes of the USSF and Gerg?

11 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Come on nipple do something sexy for the euro snobs to cry about baby. 

No one questions his motor or heart, but he just isn’t up to speed. This isn’t euro-snobbery, the game is 2 gears faster than he’s ready for .

 

WHEW

the drop in quality from Weah to Arreola is comical. It looks like someones little brother filling in for sunday league.

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

No one questions his motor or heart, but he just isn’t up to speed. This isn’t euro-snobbery, the game is 2 gears faster than he’s ready for .

 

WHEW

It is euro snobbery but ok 

And there ARE MLSers that can play here. See Walker Zimmerman or the keepers. But Nipple isn’t one of them.  

2 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

It is euro snobbery but ok 

Dude look right there how does he get that kicked off him for a throw? That’s ridiculous. 

No big deal, really, but does kinda underscore the idiocy of some of these refs when they can't count to 6 (or remember that they already have).

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

No big deal, really, but does kinda underscore the idiocy of some of these refs when they can't count to 6 (or remember that they already have).

CONCACAF ref shittery

They should have to play a man down for their fuckery

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