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So this game is only on ESPN+? 

Fuck me. 

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Was the USA v Grenada match ever scheduled for 6:30pm?

US Soccer y UniMás say that it starts at 9:00pm, which will save lives, but for some reason I thought that it was supposed to start at 6:30pm.

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

So this game is only on ESPN+? 

Fuck me. 

TUDNUniMás también.

I think that UniMás is prt of most cable packages (at least DirecTV & DirecTV Stream) in Texas… because Mexicans. And other Central Americans. 

I think that TUDN is not part of basic packages. 

5 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

TUDNUniMás también.

I think that UniMás is prt of most cable packages (at least DirecTV & DirecTV Stream) in Texas… because Mexicans. And other Central Americans. 

I think that TUDN is not part of basic packages. 

It isn't on the basic DirecTV package. Which I guess is what my parents have. Fuck. Guess I'll throw it on my laptop. 

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16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It isn't on the basic DirecTV package. Which I guess is what my parents have. Fuck. Guess I'll throw it on my laptop. 

UniMás isn’t 408? (or 409?)

On my DirectTV stream app on my phone, it doesn’t give numbers…

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…but I am dog sitting for a friend and he has regular DirecTV and it’s channel 408 (or maybe 409).

 

Just now, Napoleon said:

UniMás isn’t 408? (or 409?)

On my DirectTV stream app on my phone, it doesn’t give numbers…

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…but I am dog sitting for a friend and he has regular DirecTV and it’s channel 408 (or maybe 409).

 

Haha I'm house sitting myself. He may have a different package. It looks like there's 4 tiers and the first tier doesn't have it but the other 3 do. 

I mean... I have ESPN+. 

I don't hate it. A lot of juice on the bench. 

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This was the exact lineup that I was hoping to see!

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Jesús Arriola are going to go off!

Only 5 past/present FC Dallas Academy/senior team out of 10 field players in the Starting Lineup, but I will give Gregg a pass. 

Not a lot of Houston ‘36/ Austin FC representation in the starting lineup. 

9 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Not a lot of Houston ‘36/ Austin FC representation in the starting lineup. 

None of Austin's best players are Americans. Except Teen Wolfe who is on the U19 roster. 

Im tempted to take Grenada

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Fuck it, +4 @ +142 seems like a decent bet. Prove me wrong boys

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Im tempted to take Grenada

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Fuck it, +4 @ +142 seems like a decent bet. Prove me wrong boys

I like that bet with who we are starting. 

Then again they almost just committed a pen 4 minutes in, so...

Wtf was that LDLT. Pass Weston the ball. 

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Arriola crushing it on that buildup. 

🙄

Crushing our fast break that is. 

I still like Jesus F.  Hope he can get a goal, he could use some confidence 

Nipple did get that ball on frame. 

LDLT is quality - just didn't know what to do with that ball once he got into the box. 

Little known fact that, since 1986, Grenada's national team has been known as the Fighting Gunny Highways.

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Little known fact that, since 1986, Grenada's national team has been known as the Fighting Gunny Highways.

Another fun fact: 1/16th of their GDP was spent on the kits they are wearing tonight. 

Acosta's been our best player so far. Not sure wtf that was from Reggie. 

That was not that keeper's ball. Bush league challenge. 

9 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

De la Torre's nickname should be Raging Bull.

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8 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

De la Torre's nickname should be Raging Bull.

“Toro” = Bull

”Torre” = Tower

…but I think that you knew that.

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

“Toro” = Bull

”Torre” = Tower

…but I think that you knew that.

Yes, it was mostly for the physical resemblance as @UDontKnow pointed out. The similarity between Torre and toro is just a bonus.

Is everyone getting their hair did in Austin? Wonder who they're going to. McKennie, Antonee and Pulisic all rocking new looks. 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I like that attempt from Jesus. 

Jesús’ turtle posture hunchback allows him to get a low shot off quickly.

He’s got the skill, he just needs to get used to the faster pace of the game. 

I also like Arriola in general, but he’s not going forward as much as I would like. 
 

Weak final touch by Ferreira.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Is everyone getting their hair did in Austin? Wonder who they're going to. McKennie, Antonee and Pulisic all rocking new looks. 

Part of me thinks the USMNT was not taking Grenada seriously. 

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

I also like Arriola in general, but he’s not going forward as much as I would like. 

He has good instincts and he's pretty good off ball. His decision making in space is poor. 

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

Can we haz weah at 9?

Gerg explicitly said he doesn't want to do that with Weah unless it's a "special situation."

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

We've got peak 2021 Gold Cup version of Kellyn today but his dimes are going to waste.

Acosta more than anyone else maybe makes his quality evident against weaker competition. The issue is that he fades against more quality sides. 

Again Arriola - you have acres of space to your left. Take a touch or two inside. 

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Acosta had better take this kick!!

 

!!🤬!!🤬!!🤬!!

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There it is! Thank fuck. More of that please. 

Arriola playing it off the defender. Just like he drew it up. 

Pretty lackadaisical out there. I guess I can't blame them too much but a little more effort wouldn't hurt. 

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Jordan Morris looks like he has never stepped foot outside of the Pacific Northwest.

Grenada spent that entire half:

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And to make amends for posting Steven Shithead's face in this fine subthread (NSFW):

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