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Fairly par for the course. Could have been 2-0 or so maybe. Not getting a real sense of urgency out there. Oh well. Tough to follow up Uruguay with Chi Chi Island. 

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I think Morris might be not all there.  
 

so,we finally play a double pivot and we put Wes at the 10.  SMH.  

What I’d give for a double pivot with Reyna or Aaronson at the 10 

How does Twellman think this haircut looks good? 

2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I think Morris might be not all there.  
 

so,we finally play a double pivot and we put Wes at the 10.  SMH.  

Might as well throw McKennie out there up front in a game like this. It's not like we need him to stretch the field. He needs to get his legs back more than anything. 

So much for that "this might open up the flood gates for Ferreira" thought 

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1) Arriola’s cross to start the half was beautiful.

2) Musah is a Muslim? There are going to be a whole bunch of ‘Merkins not sure what to do come November.

3) Ferreira is really playing himself off the pitch. 😣

Just now, Napoleon said:

1) Arriola’s cross to start the half was beautiful.

The cross that led to Ferreira's header chance? LdlT struck that. Nipple did do a great job of keeping the play alive after being tripped.

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Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

The cross that led to Ferreira's header chance? LdlT struck that. Nipple did do a great job of keeping the play alive after being tripped.

The cross from distance to Morris’ foot in the first 45-60 seconds of the half. 
 

THANK YOU JESUS!! 🙏

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

So much for that "this might open up the flood gates for Ferreira" thought 

OR

Hatty 

6 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

So much for that "this might open up the flood gates for Ferreira" thought 

Keep making posts like this. 

that was a nicely weighted pass to Ferreira. was that nipple as well?

Just now, Blotto said:

that was a nicely weighted pass to Ferreira. was that nipple as well?

For Goal No.2?

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1 minute ago, Blotto said:

that was a nicely weighted pass to Ferreira. was that nipple as well?

FC Dallas Academy’s 

JELLYN KELLYN ACOSTA!

I love Luca's game so much. Stuff to work on, to be sure, but man, so much creativity and control.

Tillman looks like a guy whose never played with his teammates before. 

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FC Dallas just dragging its nuts all over the Austin FC pitch. 

Arriola just has a contagious energy to him that spreads across the team. 
 

Book that Ticket 🎟 to QATAR for “Arriola”.

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1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

FC Dallas just dragging it’s nuts all over the Austin FC pitch. 

Arriola just has a contagious energy to him that spreads across the team. 
 

Book that Ticket 🎟 to QATAR for “Arriola”.

I have to give it to you - FC Dallas looks awesome against a Sunday beer-league level side. 

This was a much needed game for Jesus. We know what Arriola and Acosta are - I'm not eager to see them get meaningful minutes in Qatar but they are solid journeymen that help glue the team together in matches like this. 

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Cannon crossing it to Bello… the only guy close to as short as Arriola on the squad for a header in traffic. Okay… 👀

Oh shit. Aaronson in. Whoever had Grenada +4 sweating that push rn 😂

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Oh shit. Aaronson in. Whoever had Grenada +4 sweating that push rn 😂

Case in point. 

Would have been sweet if Aaronson finished that.

God, I love A Aaron Son.

No offense to Grenada, but this must feel like tuning up against the juniors for most of these guys.

What is Tilman's bread and butter? He looked slow as shit on that run. 

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

This is a guilty pleasure.

Brenden is so much better than these cats it really isn't fair. At least with McKennie you can tell he's still not at 100%. 

51 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Jordan Morris looks like he has never stepped foot outside of the Pacific Northwest.

Every time he did, one of his legs snapped. 

31 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

So much for that "this might open up the flood gates for Ferreira" thought 

You were saying?

13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I have to give it to you - FC Dallas looks awesome against a Sunday beer-league level side. 

This was a much needed game for Jesus. We know what Arriola and Acosta are - I'm not eager to see them get meaningful minutes in Qatar but they are solid journeymen that help glue the team together in matches like this. 

This. It’s fucking Grenada. They are looking good, but … Grenada. 

7 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

God, I love A Aaron Son.

No offense to Grenada, but this must feel like tuning up against the juniors for most of these guys.

This too. I mean they are making everyone look good. 
 

that said, i gotta give credit where it just due. I only saw the goals, but Arriola was solid in those first 2 goals. That pass for #2 was solid. And he got #4 

 

 

but … Grenada. 

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1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

God, I love A Aaron Son.

No offense to Grenada, but this must feel like tuning up against the juniors for most of these guys.

Our U-20 squad is probably better than Grenada.

Ferreira really should have at least 7 goals tonight. 

Can someone plant a kilo of heroin on Twellman so I never have to listen to this stupid shit again? 

"Ricardo Pepi will be in Qatar"

Based on fucking what? We don't have 40 spots to fill. 

Also lol at his "the manager didn't like me" quip. Gee I wonder why. I want to blow my brains out every time you call one of these games. 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Can someone plant a kilo of heroin on Twellman so I never have to listen to this stupid shit again? 

"Ricardo Pepi will be in Qatar"

Based on fucking what? We don't have 40 spots to fill. 

Twellman is annoying but the odds of Pepi going to Qatar are at least 3-to-1 in favor of his inclusion. 

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

Our U-20 squad is probably better than Grenada.

Ferreira really should have at least 7 goals tonight. 

Agree on both counts. I'm happy to see Ferreira putting the ball in the net and hope this is the start of a turn in form for him (internationally speaking), but Grenada is not good.

 

Didn’t realize we had roy Kent playing forward for us. 
 

hes here, he’s there, he’s every fucking where

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Tillman kinda sucks.   Aaronson on the other hand is just at a way higher level than anyone on the pitch. 

3 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Twellman is annoying but the odds of Pepi going to Qatar are at least 3-to-1 in favor of his inclusion. 

No fucking way it's 3-1. Maybe 50/50. He's clearly behind Jesus and hasn't played a good game in months. 

Good result. No major conclusions to draw from a match like that, but it's nice to see Ferreira get off the schneid.

Hope LdlT signs on with a so-so side in one of the top leagues. He's 24 so that window isn't gonna be open for much longer.

10 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Tillman kinda sucks.   Aaronson on the other hand is just at a way higher level than anyone on the pitch. 

Tillman has been with the team for like 3 weeks.  Tops.  Bayern isn’t dumb.  

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