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Lulz (though not too hard as this could easily happen to the USMNT U-20s)
 
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42 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

(though not too hard as this could easily happen to the USMNT U-20s)

Yeah but it didn't. 

Also - did they really go 1/5 on pens? WTF?

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yeah but it didn't. 

Also - did they really go 1/5 on pens? WTF?

Yeah, one of the worst shootouts I’ve seen. Though to be fair these kids don’t have the placement yet, only 1 of all 9 shots was good  

Mexico’s 5 shots were:

1. Near center, keeper got a foot up on it to keep it out.

2. So so with a pretty easy save.

3. Missed everything.

4. Weill struck and not close to being saved.

5. Almost identical to #2, weak with an easy save. 

After making their first two, Guatemala had two clunkers that were easily saved too. 

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21 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

there have been jokes on Twitter that the USMNT could have on the pitch at the same time:

Paxten Aaronson

Paxton Pomykal

Brendan Aaronson

Dick York.

Dick Sargent

Seargent York

Whoa.  That's weird.  /obscure movie reference

There a link for the USYNT match today? or how the fuck we watching this?

there have been jokes on Twitter that the USMNT could have on the pitch at the same time:
Paxten Aaronson
Paxton Pomykal
Brendan Aaronson

Dick York.
Dick Sargent
Seargent York
Whoa.  That's weird.  /obscure movie reference




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12 hours ago, Bottlecap said:

thanks! now i can spread out drinking to tomorrow

Just how the Founding Fathers intended. 
 

#MexicoNoGo

Which bitch ass country are we spanking tonight?

We play Honduras in Honduras.  I’d say our chances of winning are about 30%, losing 30% getting CONCACAF’d 40%. 

So it's an air forces and baseball bat in the trunk type of game. 

that is the stupidest, most illogical shit i have EVER read that wasn't a trump quote

Not to mention leaving Chelsea has been proven to fast track your career:

Robben
Salah
De Bruyne
Declan Rice
Nemanja Matic

Here is your karma, go play soccer in Italy for one of the most famous clubs in the world.   Where can I get some of this karma?

3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Is that the Mexican version of the onion?

No it's just shitty, clickbaity journalism. 

Does Mexico have anyone that is currently playing for a club as big as Juve? 

No it's just shitty, clickbaity journalism. 
Does Mexico have anyone that is currently playing for a club as big as Juve? 

Biggest I can think of is Edison Alvarez at Ajax, but that’s not as big.

OT but I actually like how Tuchel and Chelsea have used Pulisic. He mostly plays left wing, which is his best position, imo, and they don't send him out every game. I'm sure Christian would prefer they did, but he's not exactly the most durable player.

This might be the whitest pic I have seen in a while.

Wait... so we qualified for the next WC already and this game is now for Olympic qualification? Is there a way to qualify for 2024 if we lose this game?

Correct.  We are in the U20.  Tonight determines if we make the Olympics. 

53 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

This might be the whitest pic I have seen in a while.

It's the fist pump that makes it extra special.

55 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Wait... so we qualified for the next WC already and this game is now for Olympic qualification? Is there a way to qualify for 2024 if we lose this game?

As Ted said, this game will get us in the 2024 Olympics. If we lose, there is no way we can qualify. 

So that’s a U23 tourney, how many guys could we send to it that are legit of age? I knew Reyna would be, who else?

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16 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

As Ted said, this game will get us in the 2024 Olympics. If we lose, there is no way we can qualify. 

So that’s a U23 tourney, how many guys could we send to it that are legit of age? I knew Reyna would be, who else?

We could send a ton of our current senior team. I think who would we send is a better question. 

Filipo (Tactical manager) was saying if we qualify, we could sell the game to a lot of casuals in a small tournament, with a strong chance to medal. Plus we could make names for everyone prior to the World Cup at home.

granted, before we talk of who to send, let’s first make it. 

The following match is rated C for CONCACAF and may not be appropriate for younger viewers. Parental discretion is advised. 

So uhhhh... can Paxton come play 9 for the senior team?

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's probably a yellow...

I’m by a fire pit in ”upstate New York” and not able to watch the game. 

Score?

Cards?

Shots?

CONCACAFing?

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

I’m by a fire pit in ”upstate New York” and not able to watch the game. 

Score?

Cards?

Shots?

CONCACAFing?

US scored in the 3rd minute and have mostly dominated so far. No cards. 

2-0 US. 

Yeah this is an ass kicking so far. Keep it up. 

That's an awkward save. Savable, sure, but not some unforgivable mistake by the keeper. 

Man this keeper is having a rough night. 

3-0 US. 

Yellow for diving? On a Honduran? In Honduras? 

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Yeah no that was totally clean from the keeper. 

Damn. We should have 5 or 6 on the board. 

Card for diving. This is now my favorite ref.

Love how he saw the shit getting out of hand and just calls it right before 90.

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