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4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Too much Russia talk IMHO. I get this is his only real W, but there is a lot of other shit to talk about. 

I mean he’ll get there and has things to boast about, but lots of people tuned in to hear about Russia and Ukraine so why make them wait until after he talks about infrastructure or the economy?

Scranton! BINGO!

Just now, cabowabo said:

Iranian people? WTF?

I heard Uranium people

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Too much Russia talk IMHO. I get this is his only real W, but there is a lot of other shit to talk about. 

At 9:20 pm he moved on. Are you happy now?

Just now, Incredulity said:

I heard Uranium people

Well if tactical nukes get involved, that could be true.

Yeah, the whole of the planet Earth tuned in to see him address Russian-Ukraine.  Let him stammer through it, then he'll get to fun shit like interest rates and Gaetz fucking young girls.  these have always been a farce, they were delivered in writing to the Hill for over a century.  But our allies need to hear Biden say, "Lemme tell you a couple, two, three things..." 

Would be a shame if Mitch just folded in on himself. 

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

But our allies need to hear Biden say, "Lemme tell you a couple, two, three things..." 

A, 2, and D.

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Did I miss infrastructure week?

For four years. 

Infrastructure Decade! Take that Trumps!

Just now, mdmost said:

Would be a shame if Mitch just folded in on himself. 

He looks like he’s made of play-doh and cancer 

Edited by Neonmoon

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

The American economy is doing quite well. 

Median income has grown rapidly under Biden. 
 

In roubles.

Be prepared to be hit over the head with infrastructure decade for the next week or so

Rurals need access to high speed porn too!

People mentioned the empty seats -- are they not sitting with every other seat intentionally empty?  Sure looked like it.  Too uniform to be a coincidence.

Damn it get the camera off Cruz, disgusting prick

Just now, immamac said:

Didn't realize it was every doing bad relative to the other global economies. 

Then you should realize it's in good shape.

The Fed might have to fuck things up here in a bit, though.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Would be a shame if Mitch just folded in on himself. 

seen here watching an injured puppy try to cross a busy highway.

Just now, henrygandorf said:

seen here watching an injured puppy try to cross a busy highway.

One of the best recurring bits on Weekend Update

Can't. China is. That's some amazing word salad. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

People mentioned the empty seats -- are they not sitting with every other seat intentionally empty?  Sure looked like it.  Too uniform to be a coincidence.

I thought that for a moment.  There are many sections side by side.

Pass the bill, you fuckers

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

I thought that for a moment.  There are many sections side by side.

Rs don’t act on behalf of others.

Nevermind that Intel fab plant likely won't be online and producing till well after Biden's out of office

Who elected a kid to Congress??

Florida, right?

I swore that Jo Jo was that little kid

1 minute ago, StruggleBus said:

They should just do away with SOTU’s. It’s embarrassing 

I cannot fully express in words how much I agree with this.

This has to make most people happy though right? Trying to bring back more industry to the US.

3 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

I thought that for a moment.  There are many sections side by side.

Some have squeezed into empty seats.  Name tags are on every seat that's supposed to be occupied.  Name tags are on every other seat.

Do we drink every time he says "folks"?

Lower your cost, not your wages.

That sounds good, but building things here instead of over there doesn't really accomplish that.  If it did, the jobs never would've left.

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