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#101
3 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

They should just do away with SOTU’s. It’s embarrassing 

I sort of agree because of how predictable it is how the crowd reacts, but have you seen an ordinary session of British Parliament? It's a circus. And we need to know this shit once a year. 

#102

17 Nobel laurates. You know, people all you Republicans hate because you think they're elite.

#105
1 minute ago, shakahorn said:

Some have squeezed into empty seats.  Name tags are on every seat that's supposed to be occupied.  Name tags are on every other seat.

That looks right.  Couldn’t make it out till they have panned the chamber now.

#107
Just now, Chilly Water said:

He really doesn't understand inflation

Nobody does or can with any sort of precision. Gotta consult and try though.

#108
They should just do away with SOTU’s. It’s embarrassing 
Especially when you have a President crippled with dementia.
#110
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Lower your cost, not your wages.

That sounds good, but building things here instead of over there doesn't really accomplish that.  If it did, the jobs never would've left.

It actually does now that shipping costs and supply chain shit has introduced quite a big fuck up in pricing. 

Before we were racing to the bottom, now we are seeking a balance of cost and convenience. 

#114
1 minute ago, cabowabo said:
7 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:
They should just do away with SOTU’s. It’s embarrassing 

Especially when you have a President crippled with dementia.

Yeah, it was tough the last 4 years, but we got through it.

#115
Just now, mdmost said:

Susan Collins (R) Maine

Still thinks Trump learned his lesson

She’s sitting next to Tom Cotton and sharing chuckles. She’s such a fucking phony. 

#116
3 minutes ago, immamac said:

It actually does now that shipping costs and supply chain shit has introduced quite a big fuck up in pricing. 

Before we were racing to the bottom, now we are seeking a balance of cost and convenience. 

 

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

It actually does now that shipping costs and supply chain shit has introduced quite a big fuck up in pricing. 

Before we were racing to the bottom, now we are seeking a balance of cost and convenience. 

 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

It actually does now that shipping costs and supply chain shit has introduced quite a big fuck up in pricing. 

Before we were racing to the bottom, now we are seeking a balance of cost and convenience. 

Look, we’ll all know it’s your site but you don’t have to pad your post count 

Edited by BERT
Can’t spell

#117
2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:
8 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:
They should just do away with SOTU’s. It’s embarrassing 

Especially when you have a President crippled with dementia.

He still hasn’t suggested that people inject disinfectant to fight Coronavirus yet. 

#120
Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

He still hasn’t suggested that people inject disinfectant to fight Coronavirus yet. 

As long as Thailand or Yosemite don't come up, he'll be fine.

#121
5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:
11 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:
They should just do away with SOTU’s. It’s embarrassing 

Especially when you have a President crippled with dementia.

Robin Williams What Year Is It GIF

Welcome to 2016*, buddy.

*Technically, 2017, but you catch my drift.

Edited by TheRealRonWeaver?

#123
Just now, Bullneck said:

You're listening to a good man talk.  Someone who believes in fairness.

You know where he learned that belief in fairness? SCRANTON!

#126
Just now, mdmost said:

You know where he learned that belief in fairness? SCRANTON!

Especially from his dad! 

#128
Just now, mdmost said:

You know where he learned that belief in fairness? SCRANTON!

Gotdamn right!

#132

That's a damn good line on capitalism: "capitalism is when you have competition, otherwise it's just exploitation". Good shit on consumer protections and nursing home care quality and costs.

#134

Reading this thread is a lot like watching the Sarcasticball episode of South Park. I can’t tell which ones are serious or being overly sarcastic. 

#138
1 minute ago, Captainant said:

That's a damn good line on capitalism: "capitalism is when you have competition, otherwise it's just exploitation". Good shit on consumer protections and nursing home care quality and costs.

It's pure fucking genius is what it is

#139

If it seems like you're hearing something recycled from 12 months ago, it's because the Republicans block as much progress as they can.  

#145

He orders more pills than anybody. I don’t doubt that one damn bit

#146
Just now, mdmost said:

Wash your fucking hands, you troglodytes. 

Every time you read "troglodytes," drink!

#147

"I've ordered more pills than anyone in the world has."

Tucker Carlson's editing team is gonna have a field day with that one.

#150
Just now, BERT said:

He orders more pills than anybody. I don’t doubt that one damn bit

I ordered more pills than anybody else. 

I bet you did, Panama Red!

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