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Just now, cabowabo said:

Cut costs..... raise the minimum wage. Lulz.

Oh, waaah.  

You want to complain, don't you?

I hate stuff like that because it needs to follow through. Test on the spot at a pharmacy, get pills if you're positive. As of a month ago it was still a pain in the ass to get my daughter boosted. We did get our free tests within a few days, so that was a positive.

Fox News: Hunter Biden using dad to order more pills.  

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Cut costs..... raise the minimum wage. Lulz.

Cut costs not wages, bro

Also nice words about schools, but in shit states like mine, they treat teachers like shit and underpay them, so any positives shuts the school down. He can't promise that when states are almost entirely responsible for schools, and states like mine are actively trying to dismantle public education.

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Just now, 'stache said:

I hate stuff like that because it needs to follow through. Test on the spot at a pharmacy, get pills if you're positive. As of a month ago it was still a pain in the ass to get my daughter boosted. We did get our free tests within a few days, so that was a positive.

It was a bitch to get boosted during the holiday rush of idiocy. You had trouble not during that time? I walked in and so did basically everyone else I know. Every fucking CVS Walmart HEB Walgreens has vaccines. 

Just now, 'stache said:

Also nice words about schools, but in shit states like mine, they treat teachers like shit and underpay them, so any positives shuts the school down. He can't promise that when states are almost entirely responsible for schools.

At least you know who's to blame.  

Damn Waters looks like a mean old cunt

Joe’s on track to cut the deficit by a cool trillion. Seems to be the sole province of Democratic presidents.

Just now, 4doorsMoreWhores said:

Cut costs not wages, bro

But,we are also going to need to see your paperwork on innumerable regulations from A to Z

Just now, Incredulity said:

But,we are also going to need to see your paperwork on innumerable regulations from A to Z

Buy crypto-gold.  

Proven strategies like stop and frisk!

10 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

You're listening to a good man talk.  Someone who believes in fairness.

Lindsey Graham is on record saying he’s as good a man as God ever created. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

It was a bitch to get boosted during the holiday rush of idiocy. You had trouble not during that time? I walked in and so did basically everyone else I know. Every fucking CVS Walmart HEB Walgreens has vaccines. 

It was in January. I had two online reservations cancelled because they ran out of the kid doses. I found a rural health department not too far away for her booster.

Just now, Bullneck said:

Buy crypto-gold.  

Damn, Bullneck, that crypto-gold is pure genius.  Where did you hear about it?

Well, I just made it up. 

Oomph, haha had to clarify on the defund police bit

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Fun the police?

Like Super Troopers?? 

Tits Bobart- YOU LIE

Whoa whoa whoa. Who was the brunette in glasses 

I think he's covered just about every topic.

Justice Breyer, thank you for your service! 

Let's ride.

Brown Jackson! Meet me inside!

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Bleach your teeth some more, Lauren. 

Waiting for Nancy’s to fall out of her mouth in the background. 

Cruz wants to keep those Mexicans out.

Hey, look, there's the drunk rapist Justice who should be in prison.

Just now, BERT said:

Waiting for Nancy’s to fall out of her mouth in the background. 

So that's your kink ehhhhh? No judgement!

I do think it’s funny how seeing certain people on screen triggers the hell out of y’all LOL

In a couple of those crowd shots it looks like everyone is clapping.  

1 minute ago, YChang said:

So that's your kink ehhhhh? No judgement!

Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it, buddy

Just now, Bullneck said:

Barrett looks like a robot.

I bet there is a ridiculous freak under that robe.

There's just one thing he hasn't talked about:

Spoiler

Crypto-gold

 

10 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Fox News: Hunter Biden using dad to order more pills.  

Are there pills for Covid 19? What are they? Serious question.

Lol, is this what seething outraged Collins look like? Constant head shaking?

"we agree on more things than we'll acknowledge"

truth

Just now, Balcones said:

Are there pills for Covid 19? What are they? Serious question.

Antivirals 

“Stop doctors from prescribing treatments”

 

that’s going to be on a loop

Just now, YChang said:

Lol, is this what seething outraged Collins look like? Constant head shaking?

Looks like a palsy of some kind.

Is there always this much standing and sitting at these things?? Like I’m watching the Catholic Church 

I'm sure Trump can't make heads or tails of this.

I don’t know anything about Debbie Stabenow (D Mich.) but it was probably unfortunate for her that they cut to her right after Joe said, “Let’s take on mental health!” Her hairdo didn’t help. 

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Looks like a palsy of some kind.

I don’t care what Collins has.  She is a worthless human being and has no business being involved with the direction of this country.  

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