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It doesn't have to be that way!  Stand up for them!  Bold Action!  But not government action.  We honored your freedoms.

Just now, Celery Man said:

goddamn imagine being as stupid as the GOP believes its constituents to be

Bro, they are that stupid. 

Her mouth goes diagonally when she talks

23 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

Here’s a wild idea… form your own fn opinion instead of needing one spoon fed to you?

You’re talking to a puppet. 

Just curious, does any of the networks have host that go on the campaign trail and rally for a candidate on stage like Hannity did for Trump? Also have numerous host that talk daily with POTUS offering advise.

Stop raping kids in pizzerias!

No one wants to retire in your shitty state, lady.

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You’re talking to a puppet. 

Plus, everyone knows Ernie was the brains of that partnership.

AGHouston11
 
AG
 
Nancy Pelosi broke all lows ever - so don't want to hear about the sacredness of the state of the union

Was this rebuttal recorded a week ago?

it has nothing to do with what Biden said.

Same old Republican bullshit.

What a cunt.

God, this hits every Republican boogieman talking point

Yup

Who wakes up worrying about what the government is going to do to you today?

 

Just now, mdmost said:

Who wakes up worrying about what the government is going to do to you today?

fucking losers

Jesus, I've been at TexAgs for 10 minutes and Ms. Iowa is still talking?  whogivesashit.gif

How in God's green earth is Chris Christie still alive?

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Also, why the fuck is there a "response" to the SOTU?  As if we aren't polarized enough.  Has this always been a thing?

Seriously?

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6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You’re talking to a puppet. 

 

5 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Plus, everyone knows Ernie was the brains of that partnership.

Hey fuck you both!!! I have feelings you know!!

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Plural feelings, I have more than one. I think

Proud of Biden standing up for trans people, otherwise a forgettable speech oblivious to some of our real threats (voting rights, white nationalism/fascism). 
 

Speech was clearly written by focus group tested poll nerds. 

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Who wakes up worrying about what the government is going to do to you today?

People who are disconnected from reality.

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Seriously? It kind of launched Obama to the presidency. 

Cool, so aside from pure politics, no reason?

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Proud of Biden standing up for trans people, otherwise a forgettable speech oblivious to some of our real threats (voting rights, white nationalism/fascism). 
 

Speech was clearly written by focus group tested poll nerds. 

He spoke about voting rights being infringed upon by new state laws and we should pass two different voting rights acts in the Senate.  

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9 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

goddamn imagine being as stupid as the GOP believes its constituents to be

I guess you’ve never worked with seed before?

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Who wakes up worrying about what the government is going to do to you today?

Yo, dawg, I heard you like taxes, so we added some tax to your taxes so you can get taxed while you Texas.

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Hillbillies gonna hillbilly

 

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert heckled Joe Biden throughout his State of the Union speech, yelling “build the wall, build the wall” as the president discussed immigration.

The pair continued throughout the entire address; starting by appearing to turn their backs as the president entered the chamber and continuing through tweets, shouts and personal attacks.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/state-of-union-attending-mtg-boebert-b2026381.html

4 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

He spoke about voting rights being infringed upon by new state laws and we should pass two different voting rights acts in the Senate.  

Okay well not completely oblivious.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Okay well not completely oblivious.

Holy shit, you're back?  Well, who are those assholes saying you were a russian troll now?  

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Proud of Biden standing up for trans people, otherwise a forgettable speech oblivious to some of our real threats (voting rights, white nationalism/fascism). 
 

Speech was clearly written by focus group tested poll nerds. 

hugo, fresh off a little trip to twitter, comes to surly to share his thoughts...

2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Hillbillies gonna hillbilly

 

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert heckled Joe Biden throughout his State of the Union speech, yelling “build the wall, build the wall” as the president discussed immigration.

The pair continued throughout the entire address; starting by appearing to turn their backs as the president entered the chamber and continuing through tweets, shouts and personal attacks.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/state-of-union-attending-mtg-boebert-b2026381.html

 

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1 minute ago, Satchel said:

Hillbillies gonna hillbilly

 

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert heckled Joe Biden throughout his State of the Union speech, yelling “build the wall, build the wall” as the president discussed immigration.

The pair continued throughout the entire address; starting by appearing to turn their backs as the president entered the chamber and continuing through tweets, shouts and personal attacks.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/state-of-union-attending-mtg-boebert-b2026381.html

At least we now know who should have the C4 explosives strapped on when we finally decide to meet pooty.  

17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Also, why the fuck is there a "response" to the SOTU?  As if we aren't polarized enough.  Has this always been a thing?

yes.  typically the other party either platforms somebody influential or a rising star.

republicans went...a different way.

8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I guess you’ve never worked with seed before?

Nicole44 he is not.

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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If I could do a Gary Oldman impression, I'd give a speech about the hero we need right now, THUJONE...

 

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I know it won’t happen and I will use the Republicans as an example since they are the opposition party right now but this goes for the Dem oppositions when a Republican is the President.  After the SOTU speech how hard is it to say, “We don’t agree with all of their ideas but there are 5 things we agree with and we want to work on those items to help the American people”.  If you listen to the Iowa governor she painted Biden and the dems as evil and all their ideas are bad for the country.  I mean when he says “let’s lower the price of Rx drugs” maybe the Republicans can say that’s a good idea and will help all Americans so let’s work on that.  

I will add, and maybe others know more about this, but once the R’s took control of the Senate during the Obama years how many laws did they pass or was 100% obstruction?  So far in the first year of Biden’s presidency have they agreed to any laws being passed to help the American people?  Maybe they have as I don’t pay real close attention to this so please let me know.  

17 minutes ago, Patron said:

Just curious, does any of the networks have host that go on the campaign trail and rally for a candidate on stage like Hannity did for Trump? Also have numerous host that talk daily with POTUS offering advise.

How about MSNBC and Al Sharpton

https://www.npr.org/sections/itsallpolitics/2014/04/10/301458435/obama-and-al-sharpton-an-odd-couple-who-make-political-sense

 

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Cool, so aside from pure politics, no reason?

I believe I was wrong about Obama. I think it was his speech at a Democratic National Convention that launched him. I can’t recall for sure so I edited my reply.

But the response has existed for as long as I can recall. And it’s a purely political exercise. It’s kind of like how they go on the Sunday morning talk shows to peddle their message. And the Republicans are more full of shit this century than I remember anyone being in the past, starting with how they had multiple cabinet members and even VP Dick Cheney selling the Iraq War with the canned line, “We don’t want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud.”

Yeah, they’re mostly forgettable. I tuned out after a minute or so of that bullshit tonight. But then for a party that supported Donald Trump they don’t really have a leg to stand on when it comes to criticizing anyone for anything. 

9 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

  Well, who are those assholes saying you were a russian troll now?  

The real russian trolls?

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10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

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2 of the most pathetic ignorant so called humans on earth. They’re vapor, worthless. They offer nothing regarding human decency and they have zero intelligence. Every person in their district should be embarrassed to have them represent them.  

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The real russian trolls?

Yes, clearly.  There was a significant segment who disappeared.  Interesting.  

16 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

hugo, fresh off a little trip to twitter, comes to surly to share his thoughts...

To be fair, his trip around the moon of fascism fear may have also been sponsored by Reddit

51 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Who wakes up worrying about what the government is going to do to you today?

Whenever the Republicans are in charge I’ve learned that I’m going to get screwed somehow. I might not wake up worrying about it but I go to bed thinking, “Motherfuckers.”

25 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

2 of the most pathetic ignorant so called humans on earth. They’re vapor, worthless. They offer nothing regarding human decency and they have zero intelligence. Every person in their district should be embarrassed to have them represent them.  

My representative is Beth Van Duyne.  So I've got my own problems that I need to fix before I worry about the neanderthals in other people's districts.

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Who is your US Rep?

 

OH shit, this is great!  This bitch is nuttier than squirrel shit

 

 

36 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yes, clearly.  There was a significant segment who disappeared.  Interesting.  

Everyone is still around, a bunch in the DT Ukraine thread.  We’re just all cozied up together to say FUCK RUSSIA for a bit. And once they get their ass kicked, we can get back to arguing about the mostly bullshit problems we have here.  

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

OH shit, this is great!  This bitch is nuttier than squirrel shit

 

 

 

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