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Everytime Dak drops back to pass I think of this. Work on the accuracy!

 

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3 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

 

they were throwing at the refs...

13 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

With Jerry preferably riding in a convertible car with the top down.

I predict a long (along?) line waiting in line at the book suppository.

8 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

 

Players just got caught in the line of fire. They were throwing at the refs. 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The cowboys drafted Taco Charlton instead of TJ Watt. 

It’s funny because it’s true and pathetic. 

28 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

What the fuck is taking his liver so long to quit?  Goddammit.

I think he has a new one printed every so often. 

 

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9 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

they were throwing at the refs...

 

3 minutes ago, Marcusshelton said:

Players just got caught in the line of fire. They were throwing at the refs. 

Yeah, it does look that way.

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

 

Yeah, it does look that way.

She’s an idiot for interpreting that clip any other way than the fans throwing shit at the refs

I do enjoy, even though I'm a lifelong fan of the franchise, that Skip Bayless and Jerry Jones each die a little inside every time the Cowboys lose in these terrible fashions. Sadly, they can't outwardly die from it. 

9 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The cowboys drafted Taco Charlton instead of TJ Watt. 

And this is why we can’t have nice things. 

3 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

She’s an idiot for interpreting that clip any other way than the fans throwing shit at the refs

Gotta get those clicks & RTs

41 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

… thru Dealy Plaza. 

If Dak is the triggerman, he will miss Jerry by two yards and plug the driver. 

Jane Slater needs to post nudes of herself.  What does Kristi Scales look like?  

22 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Everytime Dak drops back to pass I think of this. Work on the accuracy!

 

Carr was trying to salvage Dak's ego at the end, haha

Reminds me of the College Football Live with Luck, Foles, Barkley, and Locker having a similar competition when they were all in the Pac 12 together, and Luck smoked all of them.

31 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Everytime Dak drops back to pass I think of this. Work on the accuracy!

 

I had never seen this before. That was pretty bad. 

The Cowboys are not worth getting upset over.  Nothing will change until Jerry is gone.

36 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

I’m so happy he’s a shill for the Cowboyz .. a perfect match. 

Lifelong Cowboy fan

Fuck Skip Bayless.

The Cowboys are not worth getting upset over.  Nothing will change until Jerry is gone.

He made a deal with the devil to get that one in 95 so he could say he did it without JJ. He needs to die for the Cowboys ever to have any success in the field. I don’t give a fuck if they are the most valuable franchise just as I don’t care if the Texas Athletic Dept. has the largest endowment. I want to see success on the field and it’s pretty clear it isn’t going to happen for the Cowboys.
52 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The cowboys drafted Taco Charlton instead of TJ Watt. 

I had to look that up.  

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Charlton was born at the Ohio State University Wexner Medical Center two months prematurely. [1] His grandmother, an aficionado of Taco Bell food, gave him the nickname "Taco" before he was born. His birth name Vidauntae is a play on her name, Veddiann.[2]

 

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Epitomizes the idiocy of the organization.

That JJ won’t put drapes up is mind-bottling
Jimmy blows.  No way SF watched him almost single handedly flush their 4th quarter and confidently thinks he's the future.  

If Dak wasn’t hurt all year, he ain’t worth $40M per season. He fucking sucked rocks today.

I was worried about those receivers Lamb and Cooper. Anyone who's watched the Niners would see that like Texas they give up those deep passes over and over again. Not sure why McCarthy didn't challenge that scrub Niner secondary.

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20 minutes ago, C-Man said:


That JJ won’t put drapes up is mind-bottling

Oh the drapes are there. I saw them drawn during a summer concert there. He refuses to have them closed so he won't admit he's been an idiot for not doing it since game 1 

17 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

I was worried about those receivers Lamb and Cooper. Anyone who's watched the Niners would see that like Texas they give up those deep passes over and over again. Not sure why McCarthy didn't challenge that scrub Niner secondary.

Those are the guys who were fucking off all last couple of weeks going to shitty mavs games and you could tell weren't disciplined or focused at all. Their performance today was completely predictable. They aren't willing to sacrifice to win.  

Jerry needs to figure out charging the most money in the league leads to half the fans at every home game being from the other team….  A majority of your fans can’t afford tickets but you fill the stadium mostly, congrats?.  Cowboys never have real home field advantage.  

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College has the superior rule in this situation. Clock stops until ref spots the ball. 

4 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Non-issue if Trent Williams puts his hand on the ground 

Each fuckup has independent value

1 hour ago, Big Frog II said:

The Cowboys are not worth getting upset over.  Nothing will change until Jerry is gone.

And it won’t change then either unless the family sells the team. Because they all want to play GM instead of hiring a real one. 

16 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Jerry needs to figure out charging the most money in the league leads to half the fans at every home game being from the other team….  A majority of your fans can’t afford tickets but you fill the stadium mostly, congrats?.  Cowboys never have real home field advantage.  

He knows. He just doesn’t give a fuck. 

59 minutes ago, Hate said:


He made a deal with the devil to get that one in 95 so he could say he did it without JJ. He needs to die for the Cowboys ever to have any success in the field. I don’t give a fuck if they are the most valuable franchise just as I don’t care if the Texas Athletic Dept. has the largest endowment. I want to see success on the field and it’s pretty clear it isn’t going to happen for the Cowboys.

When Jerry fired Tom Landry, he was cursed.

2 minutes ago, Marcusshelton said:

He knows. He just doesn’t give a fuck. 

Hints the issue no one calls him out on.  Yet every cowboys fan screams from the hilltop, we are the most valuable!!   You don’t even have real home games bro….  Half the fans at every game aren’t yours, but I love Jerry World!  Lol

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Jerry needs to figure out charging the most money in the league leads to half the fans at every home game being from the other team….  A majority of your fans can’t afford tickets but you fill the stadium mostly, congrats?.  Cowboys never have real home field advantage.  
Jerry does not give two fucks about winning. Absolutely zero. No owner who employs himself as GM and had Garrett here for over a decade cares about winning. There's enough people with deep pockets who will keep shelling out money year after year for this mediocre product.

We had the ball down 6 with 2:40 to play. Good teams find a way to win these games. Cowboys are a middle of the league team. Plain and simple. 

It is interesting that the play was effectively over with 9 seconds left on the clock and it couldn't get spotted in time to run another play.  But that's probably why they have 10 second run-offs because they've likely figured out about how long it takes between snaps.  

The Cowboys were dumb anyway because they were trying to spike it when their best chance would have been to just run another school yard play and try to capitalize on defensive confusion so it's not like running another play after spiking it would have amounted to anything. 

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26 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:
Jerry needs to figure out charging the most money in the league leads to half the fans at every home game being from the other team….  A majority of your fans can’t afford tickets but you fill the stadium mostly, congrats?.  Cowboys never have real home field advantage.  

Jerry does not give two fucks about winning. Absolutely zero. No owner who employs himself as GM and had Garrett here for over a decade cares about winning. There's enough people with deep pockets who will keep shelling out money year after year for this mediocre product.

Lots of your cohorts argued the opposite just yesterday like dumbasses…. They love Jerry world and say the rest are just jealous even though half the stadium is opposing fans every game….  Logical cowboy fans I can deal with, the others act like aggies.  

Isn’t there some kind of nfl rule that you need 3 seconds left to execute a spike and have time left on the clock for another play?  I swear I’ve seen that mentioned on broadcasts previously but don’t want to go searching. 

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