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holding call kills the drive.

and Wilson can't see the fucking ball becasue Jerry Jones is a motherfucking idiot.

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Punt with anger...

 

That'd be the first emotion they showed all day.

The Fucking sun. Wilson had that. Couldn’t see it.

Hahaha. Wilson ducked out of the way from the ball because stupid Death Star blindness.

It's 3rd and 19 and you have 3 fucking time outs. Use one of them and come up with a good play instead of rushing to the line

And there it is...... Jerry's idiocy with the sun costs us a big play.  Probably 11 yards there because Wilson couldn't see.  Fuck Jerrah.  

That’s actually the first time I’ve ever seen the sun actually cost us a play. Lots of talk about it. But never hurt us before.

Use those damned curtains.

Even with Greg being Greg that sun just cost you points. Put fucking shades up!

Jerry refuses to put shades up because it messes with the aesthetic.  fuck that dick.

Fucking glare, haha. Of course in the playoffs the glare.

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Lmao. Fuck you Jerry. East to west stadium design and won't take care of the sun problem. Worthless scum

1 billion $ stadium and you don’t account for the sun at all.

Why don’t you call a TO before that third down play?! Going to half with three fucking time outs

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

He couldn't see because of the sun.  FUCK YOU JERRY!

Fuck.  You would think they wouldn’t call plays for receivers to catch directly in the sun zone.

That’s actually the first time I’ve ever seen the sun actually cost us a play. Lots of talk about it. But never hurt us before.

Use those damned curtains.

It’s not the first time.
1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

It's 3rd and 19 and you have 3 fucking time outs. Use one of them and come up with a good play instead of rushing to the line

will the timeout change the players for the Cowboys?

Jerry Jones with the pass defense there building a stadium facing East West against all advice from any engineer or architect or football mind ever

And now use a time out with 15 seconds. McCarthy is a fucking idiot

3 To's and try to block the punt.

of course we let them take :07 on a run.  we should have downed it immediately.

Oh FFS Barn Man.  This achieives nothing but tiring your guys out just a bit more.

Just now, Mileslong said:

Why don’t you call a TO before that third down play?! Going to half with three fucking time outs

Shit fucking coaching, that's why

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Lmao. Fuck you Jerry. East to west stadium design and won't take care of the sun problem. Worthless scum

I'm a marketing genius, not a gotdam cartographer.

Nice fucking stadium Jerry.
Hey, when you get the taxpayers to spend a half billion dollars so you can make 20X that it's a great design
Just now, Horn80 said:

Fuck.  You would think they wouldn’t call plays for receivers to catch directly in the sun zone.

or spend like $3500 to  put up some blinds as he all have in our homes. 

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Also, why are you ducking out of the way? You have pads and a helmet on


It’s not the first time.

I can not think of another time where the sun actually fucked them over. If you got one I’d like to know.
9 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Zeke, man what a block

Can he line up at Guard for Connor Williams?

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

1 billion $ stadium and you don’t account for the sun at all.

$6.5 billion franchise and you don’t hire a legit GM for decades. 

Oh FFS Barn Man.  This achieives nothing but tiring your guys out just a bit more.

To be fair if they hold them on 3rd they force a punt situation. They have blocked a few of those.

Mike actually used his timeouts correctly. He calls the timeout before 3rd down and they punting with much more time on the clock. A weird shank or punt return and they get the ball back with hood field position and some time.

Mike deserves to be bitch slapped a lot of times. Not in this case.
1 minute ago, Helobious said:

1 billion $ stadium and you don’t account for the sun at all.

It's worse than that.  The sun IS accounted for.  There are shades at the stadium that can and are used in a variety of other situations.   

So rather than just a lack of planning, it's a conscious choice to continue to let that shit happen.  

1 minute ago, Drew said:


I can not think of another time where the sun actually fucked them over. If you got one I’d like to know.

I recall a few but never that obvious, Wilson had no idea what was in front of him.

13 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

I was 9 years old. 
I cried. 
 

I was also 9.  I did the same.

I would cry now, but I'm not nearly as invested in this shit team as I was with the Cowboys in 1980.

Beer and bourbon.  No tears.

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