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This team is so fucking stupid

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Will his kid be any better? Serious question. 

If the Texans are any indication, the answer is no. 

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Will his kid be any better? Serious question. 

Can't be any worse

But Jerry probably gets them ultra premium stem cells and lives to 103

Even after he croaks you have that shit stadium and the Jerry Jones curse for another 100 years.

Bengels and Jagz win back to back titles before the cowboys make it back to a superb owl.

Looks short, but I don't think they reverse.

I’d fire McCarthy right now. Fuck, I’d fire the entire staff. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

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That has to be the most "Cowboy fan" picture in history. Or at least for the post early 90s era.

This will save Dallas time, right? Play clock will start at 25. 

Dallas should have seen that play coming. No way Deebo wasn't going to run it.

It takes total team play to win in January, but individual mistakes to lose. Nothing drives me crazy like useless penalties, missed assignments, taking plays off. All this talent and they beat themselves.

It doesn’t just land on the coaches. This culture that permeates the Cowboys starts with Jerry. He tolerates bullshit and won’t support building a culture of accountability. You would think being a Frank Broyles disciple and a member of the 64 NC team he would get it. That team was built on discipline, speed, brains, stamina.

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Niners are gonna beat the Packers.

not a chance.  GB will be up 14 at the end of the first quarter.

2 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

At least Mike McCarthy will get to work from home next year

He ain't going nowhere. He'll get to gargle JJ's balls for at least another year

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

I’d fire McCarthy right now. Fuck, I’d fire the entire staff. 

Rather fire the owner/GM

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Lmao. This dude is w fucking bum who hardly can stay on the field. Fuck him

At least the Mavs are on a nice little run.

Of course they’re about to hit a very tough spot. So they’ll crush me too I’m sure.

Are they just rerunning the play after a 1st down is signaled to stop the bomb threats on the CBS building from bettors who just lost their houses?

Gonna have to root for Rams/ Cards winner now. Fuck football.

Lol, shows how much I follow the Texans now… didn’t even know Omenihu is with the Niners now. 

If I’m Pollard, I’m leaving tomorrow tbh

Has he even played in the second half?
1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Niners are gonna beat the Packers.

Probably not with all the injuries on defense today.  Bosa probably can make it back but the ankle injury for their LB isn't going to let him be near 100% even if he plays. 

 

well this is hilarious. respot the ball and measure.

this doesn't matter.

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Are they just rerunning the play after a 1st down is signaled to stop the bomb threats on the CBS building from bettors who just lost their houses?

No, they're going to remeasure and it's 4th and inches.  

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Think about it this way.  Jerry somehow accomplished enough to position himself to purchase the Dallas Cowboys.  His kid accomplished falling out of a vagina with the last name Jones

NFL Execs Rip Cowboys as 'Fringe' Super Bowl Threat: Report | Heavy.com

gotta learn from the best

They’ll go for it it. They should. If they can’t get it they deserve to lose.

Just now, C-Man said:


Has he even played in the second half?

Don’t know. And that’s a serious issue

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4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
That takes balls. 

How? It was a run call.

Misdirection and pitching it. A lot can go wrong. 

We'll probably jump and give it to them

We'll probably jump and give it to them

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3 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Niners are gonna beat the Packers.

The lost their 2 best defensive players in this game. And Jimmy Garoppolo is their QB. Ain’t happening. 

9rs will be in the NFC title game.

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