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12 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
17 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:
Know how I know you don’t know shit about football?

Lmao. This dude is w fucking bum who hardly can stay on the field. Fuck him

Dude was t on the field because of bullshit.    He’s actually one of the smartest people in the league.  

That was one of the dumbest things ive ever seen. In what world did it make sense to do that? This isnt friday night lights you god damn idiot!

No. Dallas just fucked Dallas. 
That playcall is a fireable offense. 

No it’s not. It’s another okay that worked but the refs couldn’t get out of the way. Again.

The Cowboys have evolved beyond the limits of human officiating.

Its time for autospotting footballs and robotic referees.

Just now, Herpa Derpa said:

The Cowboys only got fucked by the refs because they bent over and spread wide.

Out of rep, but 100% correct!!!

Dak running the ball there was stupid.

Retarded

Could not have been a more perfect ending. JJ will talk about all the progress we made, and how close we were, and how next year will be different. 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

The fucking ref doesn’t even set the ball he moves it twice.

I mean just do your job and they got a play to the end zone

Lol. Bruh he picked it up moved it around like a hoe and Just put it back down haha 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fire the whole staff.  Send zeke to the showers 

I’m done with Zeke also. 

Ref did you guys a favor giving you a chance to spike it. Dak started that slide before the 25, and he should have put the ball back about 2 yards from where it was. Take the loss you pussies. 

Cut to the shot of Goodell high fiving in his suite. 

What a clown show, defined by that dumbass last call.

There were literally 10 examples in that game that justify McCarthy being let go.

Dear lord.

Dak Dumbfuck Jesus Christ change the play at the line when you hear that shit 

1 minute ago, staboner said:

wtf didn't the cowboys try 2 or 3 shots from the 50? they had like 15 seconds left. maybe you get a DPI or something? instead you threw 2 10 yard passes and ran it? wtf

 

dak can't throw it 50 yards 

Just now, BearSchlong said:

The Cowboys have evolved beyond the limits of human officiating.

Its time for autospotting footballs and robotic referees.

what about automatic tacklers and offensive playcalls reflecting an IQ>20?

That playcall was kind of genius to pick up those yards

What was not genius is if you are going to do that not having the next play known to be the hail mary.  

Dallas got the snap off, they just clocked it into the ground as time ran out.

If you’re gonna try school yard shit to win a game you gotta fucking commit.  

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You have to be the dumbest Cowboys homer I've ever seen. 

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2 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

I thought the same thing until rewatching it. Dak fucked up by not giving the ref the ball. 

The ref didn’t just touch it, he moved it around 3-4 times. 
 

Doesn’t matter, Dallas didn’t deserve to win.

 

 

fire the entire coaching staff right now 

That wasn’t a bad idea at all, but #1 Dak has to slide after 10 yards max and #2 you have to be ready to throw it into the end zone next play, no spike…

You have to be the dumbest Cowboys homer I've ever seen. 

Jesus I know it’s en vogue to trash the cowboys always. But Jesus the 49rs were not expecting that, the play got them to the 20 with a legit non Hail Mary shot, and the refs literally were too slow abs moved the ball twice before setting it.

Set the ball the first time abs it’s snapped with a second left.

That’s not being a homer.

Y’all just can’t accept when a play doesn’t work out it’s not always stupid.
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

dak can't throw it 50 yards 

He can throw it 50 yards just not accurately to open receivers

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Dallas had the ball after a big gain to Schultz and got into SF territory to win this game and we gain -1 yards in 4 plays and that's your game.

Just now, Drew said:


No it’s not. It’s another okay that worked but the refs couldn’t get out of the way. Again.

No. You can't put such a fine point on the play that you leave yourself only a second or two of leeway. There's exactly one gazillion things that could go wrong. 

Unless of course you've never watched football before. Hell, unless you've never watched these refs today. 

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

everyone lost some IQ points watching that game.  Holy shit 94. 

It really was pretty bad. Both coaches tried to lose it multiple times. Cowboys just did a better job of fucking up than the 9ers did. 

1 minute ago, Drew said:


No it’s not. It’s another okay that worked but the refs couldn’t get out of the way. Again.

You are dealing with a margin of error of ~1 second, which in its own right makes the call fucking terrible. You just gonna assume that the ref is gonna slip through the line and set the ball. get the fuck out of here.

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

The ref didn’t just touch it, he moved it around 3-4 times. 
 

Doesn’t matter, Dallas didn’t deserve to win.

 

 

fire the entire coaching staff right now 

and the QB and RB

If Dak’s dumb ass had slid five yards earlier……such an inept team through and through.

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1 minute ago, Marcusshelton said:

I’m done with Zeke also. 

I would have never paid him in the first place

Just now, slorch said:

what about automatic tacklers and offensive playcalls reflecting an IQ>20?

how about getting rid of the bigass screens and putting blinds on the windows. 

1 minute ago, C-Man said:


Retarded

If you throw the ball, there is at least a chance for PI and another play.

there was not one fucking smart thing about that playcall in that situation.  fucking idiotic. 

I’ll disagree. They got 20 yards and the other team never saw it coming. Ref does his job correctly and they have a real shot to the end zone. Not a Hail Mary.

If it worked none of y’all would be saying this shit.

Plenty of stuff to be mad about this game. Even Daks play(ivr said he sucked). But that was not stupid.
Just now, Drew said:


Jesus I know it’s en vogue to trash the cowboys always. But Jesus the 49rs were not expecting that, the play got them to the 20 with a legit non Hail Mary shot, and the refs literally were too slow abs moved the ball twice before setting it.

Set the ball the first time abs it’s snapped with a second left.

That’s not being a homer.

Y’all just can’t accept when a play doesn’t work out it’s not always stupid.

Maybe get out of the refs way instead of lining up like you can set and snap the ball all on your own?

There was like 17 seconds left. At 8 seconds a play, you got 3 tries for a bullet into the end zone. Such a play shouldn't take more than 7 seconds.

2 minutes ago, Drew said:


No it’s not. It’s another okay that worked but the refs couldn’t get out of the way. Again.

There wasn't near enough time to run and get off another play.  It was fucking dumb

Just now, Bodowned said:

If Dak’s dumbass had slid five yards earlier……such an inept team through and through.

What’s the point of the entire play though?

 

just run a Hail Mary from the 40 with 14 seconds and another one with whatever time is left. Way better than that MENSA stupid shit play they ran there. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

That playcall was kind of genius to pick up those yards

What was not genius is if you are going to do that not having the next play known to be the hail mary.  

Dallas got the snap off, they just clocked it into the ground as time ran out.

Sure. Run 10 yards and slide so you have time to spike the ball

What the fuck was that shit? This whole franchise is full of fucking morons.

wtf didn't the cowboys try 2 or 3 shots from the 50? they had like 15 seconds left. maybe you get a DPI or something? instead you threw 2 10 yard passes and ran it? wtf

You would get one shot. And they never call DPI on Hail Marys.

You think Dallas would actually get a call? Lmfso

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