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I'd be heading to Vegas immediately.

I’ve seen Final Destination. I’ve seen how this ends…

Just imagine that obituary: "Immediately after surviving the crash of his beloved Cessna, Joe was immediately struck and killed by a Metrolink Commuter Train."

 

Dude must be living right.

11 minutes ago, Shady Ray said:

Just imagine that obituary: "Immediately after surviving the crash of his beloved Cessna, Joe was immediately struck and killed by a Metrolink Commuter Train........ film at 11:00............

 

Dude must be living right.

FIFY.

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51 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Damn, dude escaped death twice in a few minutes.  Fortunate, indeed. 

Escaped death 3 times if you count the cops

 

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5 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

For sure. The way they drug him out would have killed him or rendered him paralyzed if he had any sort of spinal cord injury.

I'm about as far from a cop apologist as there is but, it's not like they had any time to assess his injuries.

I apparently missed that the train hit the plane right after they pulled him out the first time I watched it because I was focused on how rough they were pulling him out. Carry on.

6 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

I apparently missed that the train hit the plane right after they pulled him out the first time I watched it because I was focused on how rough they were pulling him out. Carry on.

How does one miss the fucking train running into the plane?

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The most amazing thing about that video is that the cop's body camera was actually working.

Holy shit!

I mean it's obvious but dude should have waited for the crossing guards to raise before attempting to fly across.

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Well I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison. And I went to pick her up, in my plane. 

What about the dude in the second video, imagine going to the ER and saying ‘I was hit a piece of an airplane after a train crashed into it’

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

Escaped death 3 times if you count the cops

 

Point of parliamentary procedure.  He was white...

28 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

 

 

 

I apparently missed that the train hit the plane right after they pulled him out the first time I watched it because I was focused on how rough they were pulling him out. Carry on.

 

 

Shit !! now I gotta rethink some things I was gonna say about you....

12 minutes ago, Homercles said:

What about the dude in the second video, imagine going to the ER and saying ‘I was hit a piece of an airplane after a train crashed into it’

The guy filming the collision was in a precarious, down range spot.  Sure it’s a great vantage point but you have to know that debris will be knocked forward and toward you if you’re in that spot.  

39 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

I apparently missed that the train hit the plane right after they pulled him out the first time I watched it because I was focused on how rough they were pulling him out. Carry on.

the title of the fucking video literally says he's pulled out seconds before the train hit.     you were really concentrating hard on their treatment of him

33 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

the title of the fucking video literally says he's pulled out seconds before the train hit.     you were really concentrating hard on their treatment of him

In all fairness, most videos with cops posted these days end up with a cop shooting somebody dead, so he might have instantly focused on that. 

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

The most amazing thing about that video is that the cop's body camera was actually working.

they seem to be much more reliable when they are in "hero mode". 

25 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

C-152?

Train did it a favor.

how about I do you a favor upside your head?

1 hour ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

I apparently missed that the train hit the plane right after they pulled him out the first time I watched it because I was focused on how rough they were pulling him out. Carry on.

 

2 hours ago, deadshank said:

Escaped death 3 times if you count the cops

 

I actually saw the first comment just as the video started playing so I thought it was a cop joke at first (until I heard the train horn). 
 

edit: will add the vid title on phone only says, “Pilot pulled out of crashed plane…”

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4 hours ago, RPM said:

I'd be heading to Vegas immediately.

Not on that plane you won't

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1 minute ago, BERT said:

Not on that plane you won't

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Should be retitled "Luckiest Unlucky Man in LA".  I mean you gotta be pretty unlucky to crash a plane in the first place, let alone on the train tracks.  Wait until we find out the reason for the crash was that the plane was struck by lightning.

2 hours ago, DaysOff said:

C-152?

Train did it a favor.

Fucking ghetto. He should have been in a 172 at least!

1 hour ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

In portrait mode on my phone it only said pilot pulled out of crash...

I've pulled out of a few crashes....on her back

6 hours ago, RPM said:

I'd be heading to Vegas immediately.

He would probably die in a car crash less than one mile from the casino.

If they hadn't pulled him out, would they have classified it a plane crash death or a train crash death?

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If they hadn't pulled him out, would they have classified it a plane crash death or a train crash death?

Covid

that's some jerry bruckheimer shit. i am disappointed with the lack of fiery explosions!

2 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Fucking ghetto. He should have been in a 172 at least!

172, 173.. whatever it takes

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison. And I went to pick her up, in my plane. 

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8 hours ago, South Austin said:

That guy can’t fly worth shit.

"Sources say after a brief period of recovery, Harrison Ford will continue with production of the latest Indiana Jones movie."

I mean, he’s pretty lucky and all, but the porn industry is right there so…. “luckiest guy ever”? I’m not sure. I’m going to have to go do some research

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

I mean, he’s pretty lucky and all, but the porn industry is right there so…. “luckiest guy ever”? I’m not sure. I’m going to have to go do some research

I didn't realize the plane-crash-porn genre had taken off.*

 

 

 

 

 

*I'll show myself out.

The odds that you’d crash your plane right on train tracks, right before a train is coming have to be pretty crazy. If you saw that in a movie you’d think it was stupid.

8 hours ago, deadshank said:

The guy filming the collision was in a precarious, down range spot.  Sure it’s a great vantage point but you have to know that debris will be knocked forward and toward you if you’re in that spot.  

In fairness, it's hard to become experienced in train-on-plane collision photography. But now he is indeed experienced at train-on-plane collision photography.

Time to update those LinkedIn skills.

On 1/10/2022 at 4:03 AM, Shady Ray said:

Just imagine that obituary: "Immediately after surviving the crash of his beloved Cessna, Joe was immediately struck and killed by a Metrolink Commuter Train."

 

Dude must be living right.

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