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[The guy fucking leads with the crown of his helmet….]
Announcers: Clean. Led with face mask. Great form.
 
I heard that and was wondering if I am just living in a different reality than the announcers.

Tell that uncouth redneck to put a shirt on under your stupid ass half zip 

Buncha 8-4 coaches trying to talk about how they ‘beat Bama’.  So fucking aggy.

Not sure why I’m watching this.  I already know exactly how it’ll end.  

It’s crazy. Fowler and Herbstriet were great calling the NFL the other day. They just stuck to stuff between the lines and were more minimalist.

Put em on college that they know and they act like coked up teenage girls.

Not sure why I’m watching this.  I already know exactly how it’ll end.  

Because of Katy perry and alesso
Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Because of Katy perry and alesso

Who?

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

It’s crazy. Fowler and Herbstriet were great calling the NFL the other day. They just stuck to stuff between the lines and were more minimalist.

Put em on college that they know and they act like coked up teenage girls.

So…about these coked up teenage girls?

I know this game is kinda boring but imagine having a defense that would never give up 50 pts to Kansas 

So great to see Hall on Tv. My son played with him in Fl. Good kid. Big moment. Happy for him 

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I actually can’t wait for Katy Perry and Alesso

Will be better than the game ... but didn't know Katy Perry was still a thing and wondering if Alesso is a DJ?

first time I’ve noticed the “Cuba Pete” mustache that Bryce Young be sportin’

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

what's alesso?

A bombed out town in Syria. 

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

what's alesso?

They make fire roasted peppers, pesto and stuff you buy when HEB is open

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

what's alesso?

Italian for less

Wow they're actually just going to run the clock out. What a fucking shitty football game. 

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Young has such a quick release.  

That’s what she said. 

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Milano

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Just now, ztejas said:

Wow they're actually just going to run the clock out. What a fucking shitty football game. 

But it just means more. 

What amazingly pusstastic playcalling.

You had a minute-and-a-half.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

How do you think this? 

The brain is made up of millions of neural connections that form patterns….

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

What amazingly pusstastic playcalling.

You had a minute-and-a-half.

To be fair the other 28.5 minutes were pretty pusstastic too

I’ll never understand this bullshit.  And I’ve had plenty of experiences as an osu fan against OU sucks.  
 

You’re playing against a rival.  For all the marbles.  You get the ball back after halftime. You lost in the SEC title game.  You have two time outs.  Fuckin throw the ball.  What do you have to lose??  

If Nick hadn’t called the TO, Georgia would have kneeled it and the game would have ended in a tie. 

Dogshit first half. But it at least sets up for a contentious second half.

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

Preseason ranking next Fall:

1. Bama

2. UGA

3. aggy

4. Vandy

And 2 of those 4 will be in the CFP

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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I have spanked to that VHS tape.  
Multiples.

6 minutes ago, elfenix said:

what's alesso?

Something you order at an Italian coffee shop, I believe.

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

How do you think this? 

Because I have eyes and like offensive execution?

 

3 minutes ago, Constant said:

This game sucks

Tell me how you don't know jack fuck about football in 3 words...

The defenses are playing their asses off.  There were like 16 yards rushing by both teams with 3:03 left in the half... by OL and RBs that will be playing on Sundays.

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Why are you dipshits watching it? 

Probably because it’s the last CFB game we’ll see until nine months from now.

4 minutes ago, Constant said:

This game sucks

After careful consideration, Mr. McKittrick. 

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Preseason ranking next Fall:
1. Bama
2. UGA
3. aggy
4. Vandy

This meat judging?

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